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Rumple Foreskin
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Too boobs. The perfect number for two guys. Just like nature intended.pop_54 said:Wanna make it a threesome sweet mouse
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I read this about the bear and cracked up. I've never heard of Rainier beer but the bear does seem to prefer it. Just give him some pizza and a ball game then we'll have a party. lol
Scavenger bear passionate about his beer
BAKER LAKE, Wash. - Rain-eeeeer .... Bear?
When state Fish and Wildlife agents recently found a black bear passed out on the lawn of Baker Lake Resort, there were some clues scattered nearby - dozens of empty cans of Rainier Beer.
The bear apparently got into campers' coolers and used his claws and teeth to puncture the cans.
And not just any cans.
"He drank the Rainier and wouldn't drink the Busch beer," said Lisa Broxson, bookkeeper at the campground and cabins resort east of Mount Baker.
Fish and Wildlife enforcement Sgt. Bill Heinck said the bear did try one can of Busch, but ignored the rest.
"He didn't like that (Busch) and consumed, as near as we can tell, about 36 cans of Rainier."
A wildlife agent tried to chase the bear from the campground but the animal just climbed a tree to sleep it off for another four hours. Agents finally herded the bear away, but it returned the next morning.
Agents then used a large, humane trap to capture it for relocation, baiting the trap with the usual: doughnuts, honey and, in this case, two open cans of Rainier.
That did the trick.
"This is a new one on me," Heinck said. "I've known them to get into cans, but nothing like this. And it definitely had a preference."
Scavenger bear passionate about his beer
BAKER LAKE, Wash. - Rain-eeeeer .... Bear?
When state Fish and Wildlife agents recently found a black bear passed out on the lawn of Baker Lake Resort, there were some clues scattered nearby - dozens of empty cans of Rainier Beer.
The bear apparently got into campers' coolers and used his claws and teeth to puncture the cans.
And not just any cans.
"He drank the Rainier and wouldn't drink the Busch beer," said Lisa Broxson, bookkeeper at the campground and cabins resort east of Mount Baker.
Fish and Wildlife enforcement Sgt. Bill Heinck said the bear did try one can of Busch, but ignored the rest.
"He didn't like that (Busch) and consumed, as near as we can tell, about 36 cans of Rainier."
A wildlife agent tried to chase the bear from the campground but the animal just climbed a tree to sleep it off for another four hours. Agents finally herded the bear away, but it returned the next morning.
Agents then used a large, humane trap to capture it for relocation, baiting the trap with the usual: doughnuts, honey and, in this case, two open cans of Rainier.
That did the trick.
"This is a new one on me," Heinck said. "I've known them to get into cans, but nothing like this. And it definitely had a preference."
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Whoever came up with the idea of putting pineapple on pizza is a fucking genius.
Anyway:
By the time of this post it is 8:00pm EDT USA (that's -5:00 GMT). There are 60 minutes to the nipple licking contest. All ladies are welcome, the only prerequisite is that you have to be able to get your own tongue to lick you own nipple (left or right, your choice.) I think we have at least Doormouse and DirtyJJ with McKenna as a possibility (Yes M, I tip well.)
Since this is the Olympic season I was thinking of making a qualifying heat, but that could take too long. So we'll do it like the marathon - one shot to glory.
So ladies, panties down to your knees. JJ will show you how. Just ceck her AV. Maybe a little pinching to get those nipples perky and puffy.
There are three events:
1. The simple tongue stroke. Just run the tip of your tongue around in circles, up and down, or side to side. See how long you can keep uninterrupted contact between tongue and nipple.
2. The subtle suck. If you can suck it into your mouth, do so. Try to hold it with mouth suction only and see how long it stays in place.
3. The gentle nibble. Gently grip the nipple by your teeth and see if you can pull it back. Time how long you are able to hold it in place with your teeth.
Your total time in each event will be added up, and the woman with the most points wins. I know that this competition may be tilted more in the favor of larger breasted women, but this is the Testosterone Lounge after all.
Anyway:
By the time of this post it is 8:00pm EDT USA (that's -5:00 GMT). There are 60 minutes to the nipple licking contest. All ladies are welcome, the only prerequisite is that you have to be able to get your own tongue to lick you own nipple (left or right, your choice.) I think we have at least Doormouse and DirtyJJ with McKenna as a possibility (Yes M, I tip well.)
Since this is the Olympic season I was thinking of making a qualifying heat, but that could take too long. So we'll do it like the marathon - one shot to glory.
So ladies, panties down to your knees. JJ will show you how. Just ceck her AV. Maybe a little pinching to get those nipples perky and puffy.
There are three events:
1. The simple tongue stroke. Just run the tip of your tongue around in circles, up and down, or side to side. See how long you can keep uninterrupted contact between tongue and nipple.
2. The subtle suck. If you can suck it into your mouth, do so. Try to hold it with mouth suction only and see how long it stays in place.
3. The gentle nibble. Gently grip the nipple by your teeth and see if you can pull it back. Time how long you are able to hold it in place with your teeth.
Your total time in each event will be added up, and the woman with the most points wins. I know that this competition may be tilted more in the favor of larger breasted women, but this is the Testosterone Lounge after all.
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Liar said:
Well I haven't seen it, but it is being trashed by the hardcore fans of the Alien series and Predator. People complain it is just a pointless gimick movie just put out to make money and has leaps of logic that doesn't make sense from how the aliens and predator where delt with in previous movies.
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Vincent E said:
Raises his beer and scratches his balls. Those sound like good events to me.
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dr_mabeuse said:
Great movie, though I think "Yojimbo" is a better example of a samurai guy movie. Much shorter and less serious. "Yojimbo" was made into a western by Sergio Leone, "A fistfull of Dollars" also a good guy movie though my favorite western also by Leone would be "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly" already mentioned by someone on this thread.
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Right-o Rhino.rhinoguy said:
For now, we'll focus on the individual medley. We'll refine synchronized sucking at a later date.
Of course, feel free to practice what you want in warm-ups and celebrate any way you want. You won't hear any men complaining.
T-45 minutes.
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rhinoguy said:
For sure, and be sure to have every angle shot and closeups. I will be happy to take a close look at the tape to make sure they haven't cheated.
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DirtyJJ said:All right, doormouse and I will go practice now, and we'll look for McKenna too. Maybe the winner gets her nipples sucked by anyone she wants?
I was thinking of just putting up bragging rights as the reward, but how about this. The winner gets her nipples sucked by the losers.
T-25 minutes.
Here's a laugh: The winner of the men's hammer throw is a Hungarian named Adrian Annus.
"Huh, he said anus."
T-21 minutes.
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Vincent E
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The contestants should be lining up at their PCs for starter's orders. Feel free to move to the sofa, chaise, flor, bed, or wherever you are comfortable for the actual event.
We are working on the honor system here, so you will be responsible for your own timing.
Be sure to lower your panties to your knees. We wouldn't want a default on a technicality.
When your local clock hits 5 minutes past the next hour begin with phase 1. Move to phase two 1 minute after breaking tongue to nipple contact. Give yourself another one minute break between phases 2 and 3.
Add up your total time and post.
Good luck to all of the girls participating.
We are working on the honor system here, so you will be responsible for your own timing.
Be sure to lower your panties to your knees. We wouldn't want a default on a technicality.
When your local clock hits 5 minutes past the next hour begin with phase 1. Move to phase two 1 minute after breaking tongue to nipple contact. Give yourself another one minute break between phases 2 and 3.
Add up your total time and post.
Good luck to all of the girls participating.
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pop_54 said:Well as you asked lover... Julie her name is... 36 yrs old... blonde as if you hadn't guessed, (natural blonde at that)... 5 kids, 5 different father's... lovely big jugs if a bit soft and soggy out of the bra, but not too bad considering the number of blokes and kids that have swung on them over the years... slight pot belly but attractively so... lovely plump well rounded arse cheeks and nice shapely pins... Very well preserved in fact, and a sexual athlete to boot... C**t like a fucking wallpaper hangers bucket though... you need a plank strapped to your arse to stop you falling right in... Hot!!! Fuck she was on fire girl... fucking on fire... room smelled of burning rubber when we'd finished.
What would your mum say if she heard you talk like that???(Don't stop, I just wanna know what she would say.)
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