The Testosterone Lounge

[BigAndTall]

Hmmm, well here is something I know about. Sports.

I can tell you this, I love how baseball has played out this year, just wish my team (The Orioles) were doing better. I was pretty happy with them up until about 2 weeks ago. Now I think they are pretty much finished.

At least now I have football quickly coming up.

 

[Lying Eyes]

Guy Movie?

Predator! Just got me a DVD copy of the new special edition. Good action packed movie.

 

[Liar]

Guy Movie?

Predator! Just got me a DVD copy of the new special edition. Good action packed movie.

Speaking of which, is the Alien vs Predator move any decent, or does it just suck? The rumors says it sucks, but as it won't go up in theatres here anythime soon, I wish to form myself a more substantial opinion than "rumor says".

#L

 

[Honey123]

You still can't live without us.

You're right, mouse...

In all male movies there are plenty of HOT, SEXY WOMEN....

 

[Lisa Denton]

Yes.

Feel free to join in.

Gee thanks Liar, of course bein a girl I don't know how to fart or belch. We never do that (burp) but I can tell you a good show "Steel Magnolias." Not really I never seen it, but I got some xena stuff on dvd the othe day that is good, you know, no commercials or nothing. I don't know how they do that cause I think they was on t.v. before. Oh, for those guys who don't know what xena means its "Xena!!! Lesbian Warrior Princess!!!" she is hot. I wish she would seduce that lil tease Gabriela.

 

[Honey123]

Gee thanks Liar, of course bein a girl I don't know how to fart or belch. We never do that (burp) but I can tell you a good show "Steel Magnolias." Not really I never seen it, but I got some xena stuff on dvd the othe day that is good, you know, no commercials or nothing. I don't know how they do that cause I think they was on t.v. before. Oh, for those guys who don't know what xena means its "Xena!!! Lesbian Warrior Princess!!!" she is hot. I wish she would seduce that lil tease Gabriela.

They almost did on one show...

How you doin' Lisa!!

 

[dr_mabeuse]

I don't know anything about guns, but I'm nuts for edged weapons. I've got a hand-and-a-half Del Tin battle-ready sword from Italy, a Museum Replicas pirate cutlass (model of a Royal Navy boarding cutlass, and keep on debating whether I should buy a Swiss voulge (it's like a halberd) or save my money and buy a brass-hilted rapier. Money's really tight now, so I really shouldn't. A Viking spear head is only like $40 though, and I always wanted to see what it's like to throw a spear, so there's that too.

My blade fetish is probably why my favorite guy movie is "Seven Samurai".

---Zoot

 

[SnoopDog]

Wow, no one even reacted to my post?
Guess cars is not your topic after all.

Snoopy

 

[DirtyJJ]

Now see, I was going to offer something akin to a Hooters uniform and offer to pour drinks. (I promise to leave my brains at the door.) I'm fascinated with guy-talk. Carry on!


*sashays to the bar to pick up a round of drinks*

Good idea... I might like to serve some drinks too. Just tell me where to apply and what to wear.

JJ

 

[Vincent E]

Speaking of which, is the Alien vs Predator move any decent, or does it just suck? The rumors says it sucks, but as it won't go up in theatres here anythime soon, I wish to form myself a more substantial opinion than "rumor says".

#L

It is a cominc book movie that tries to blend elements pf the two franchises. It is set in 2004 (so much for the futuristic Alien) and deals with a culture of Predators that breed Aliens to hunt. The human lead is a female (once again a female battling aliens). Lance Hendrickson, previously of Aliens and Millenium, is the only known actor in the film.

The set up is predictable. "Hi. I represent an obscenely wealthy man who would like to fund your project into reseaching (fill in the blank). I have a check in my wallet worth millions for you if you'll just step into this helicopter over here and follow me to unknown peril."

"Oh, sure. I could use the money. No, wait. Let me wrestle with my concious. Oh, okay count me in."

Then there is the familiar, "Don't touch that."

"Oops, he touched it. Now we're all doomed."

Most of all you'll enjoy the nostalgia of seeing an Alien tail uncoiling in the background and the Predator playing with his gadgets.

"Hey, it's just like in the first movie. I'm glad I came to see it."

For the $6.50 I paid I was happy with the two hours of senseless mayhem that ensued. If you are looking for plot, go see The Village. If you want to see compu-graphics and an Alien queen that is as big as a three story house romping around Antarctica in the dark, by all means see it.

Now, McKenna and JJ, I'd prefer the black Hooters outfits to the orange ones. And bring me some hot wings and beer.

And wiggle, dammit. Better yet, how about a lap dance?

By the way, the nipple licking contest starts at 9:00pm EDT USA.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Wow, no one even reacted to my post?
Guess cars is not your topic after all.

Snoopy

That's not it, Snoop. And it's not that folks are ignoring you. It's just that, being as how you're a Beagle, everyone thought you were talking about favorite care to chase, honest.

I've lusted for many cars, but the two still at the top of my Lust List are: a Jag XKE and a Pontiac GTO.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[nushu2]

Can't decide to get that '68 Mustang or a '77 Bronco.

I would have to tub that Bronco to fit 35's (even with a 4" lift) and I'm trying to figure out how to fit that 9 3/8 locking dif.

The 'stang's engine is hooped. Would it be a crime to swap in a 4.6 DOHC Cobra?

Burp. Grunt. Fart.

 

[McKenna]

Now, McKenna and JJ, I'd prefer the black Hooters outfits to the orange ones. And bring me some hot wings and beer.

And wiggle, dammit. Better yet, how about a lap dance?

Do you tip well?

 

[sincerely_helene]

I've got a hell of a fucking hard-on this morning... been like it for ages and the fuck hole's out shopping

Off to read some of Pop's stories now.

 

[Guest]

 

[pop_54]

Off to read some of Pop's stories now.

Don't do it dear... preserve your sanity and stay away

 

[Guest]

 

[pop_54]

yannow.. i want to hear more.. whats she look like.. gotta huge rack?.. hows her ass? like j-lo? was she hot for ya pops?

details man!

Well as you asked lover... Julie her name is... 36 yrs old... blonde as if you hadn't guessed, (natural blonde at that)... 5 kids, 5 different father's... lovely big jugs if a bit soft and soggy out of the bra, but not too bad considering the number of blokes and kids that have swung on them over the years... slight pot belly but attractively so... lovely plump well rounded arse cheeks and nice shapely pins... Very well preserved in fact, and a sexual athlete to boot... C**t like a fucking wallpaper hangers bucket though... you need a plank strapped to your arse to stop you falling right in... Hot!!! Fuck she was on fire girl... fucking on fire... room smelled of burning rubber when we'd finished.

 

[pop_54]

Oh films and cars... Umm... Pulp Fiction and Reservior Dogs aren't over poncy or feminine.

Cars... method of getting from A to B aint they... wouldn't mind a Shelby AC Cobra for a lark I suppose, they do sound lovely in a tunnel I'm told.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

... I've lusted for many cars, but the two still at the top of my Lust List are: a Jag XKE and a Pontiac GTO....

A friend of mine had an XKE and it was pure sex . . . but, for me, it is just too impractical, even for a dream.

Even if you are a mechanic, you must spend one hour fiddling with the carburetor, for every hour of actual drive time, and I am no mechanic.

My cut-back-to-imaginable dream car is a fire engine red MG TD with Chinese-red interior that I am driving, wearing only white shorts and a halter-top. The top is down, the exhaust purring and the tires protesting as it resposively snakes along a winding seaside road.


Oops! Sorry! This is supposed to be guys’ dream, isn’t it?

Oh! And perhaps I had better learn how to drive first!

 

[DirtyJJ]

By the way, the nipple licking contest starts at 9:00pm EDT USA.

Got it, I'll be there. Now am I licking someone's nipples or am I getting mine licked? And what is the prize for the winner?

 

[DirtyJJ]

right here.
Wear what you like...I'll dress you later.

Undress..soon after.

jonathan

Nice to see you jonathan - glad you could come. Looking forward to the dressing and undressing. I get off at 10:00. And then hopefully again at 10:30. And 10:40.

 

[DirtyJJ]

Well as you asked lover... Julie her name is... 36 yrs old... blonde as if you hadn't guessed, (natural blonde at that)... 5 kids, 5 different father's... lovely big jugs if a bit soft and soggy out of the bra, but not too bad considering the number of blokes and kids that have swung on them over the years... slight pot belly but attractively so... lovely plump well rounded arse cheeks and nice shapely pins... Very well preserved in fact, and a sexual athlete to boot... C**t like a fucking wallpaper hangers bucket though... you need a plank strapped to your arse to stop you falling right in... Hot!!! Fuck she was on fire girl... fucking on fire... room smelled of burning rubber when we'd finished.

pops - you are making me wonder if this is true or one of your fantasy women!? Do tell!
JJ

 

[doormouse]

By the way, the nipple licking contest starts at 9:00pm EDT USA.

OMG!!

Have I missed it?

Am I too late???

Can we start again?

 

[DirtyJJ]

OMG!!

Have I missed it?

Am I too late???

Can we start again?

No sweetie, you haven't missed it. It is still three hours away, so there is plenty of time to practice.
JJ