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Well, the girls must be going at it now. Let's all of us guys give them a nice round of applause for encouragement.

Clap. Clap. Clap. Clap. Clap. Clap. Clap. Clap. Clap. Clap.

Oh shit, I just gave all the girls the clap. :D
 
Vincent E said:
Well, the girls must be going at it now. Let's all of us guys give them a nice round of applause for encouragement.

Clap. Clap. Clap. Clap. Clap. Clap. Clap. Clap. Clap. Clap.

Oh shit, I just gave all the girls the clap. :D
:D
You're breaking my concentration by making me laugh!
OK, back to phase 2......
*suck*
 
Don't suck up to the judges.

The judges just might be the ones doing the sucking later.
 
Alright, I'm on break between phase 2 and 3.
*Looks around for doormouse*

What happened to doormouse? Did she go back to bed with LDW? And if I win who will suck my nipples?
:eek:
 
You just keep working those nips, JJ. You leave the rewards up to us.

Insert sinister laugh here.
 
Ok boys, I'm done. 22 minutes in total - 9:05 to 9:27. I guess I win! Since there are no official losers - I think the judges should give the winnng suck. Come on over - there is one for each of you. And you can massage my sore neck while you are at it. Of course, I am open to any other rewards you see fit as well.
:p
 
McKenna said:
Shoot! I'm late. Give me a sec to change into the proper attire...
That's okay, McKenna. We'll consider it a staggered start.

Now stagger us. Yeah, yeah, work it baby. Woo hoo.

I know JJ worked hard on that event and 22 minutes will be the time to beat. I never mentioned any time penalties up front, so I cannot enforce any after the event has begun. Your truly is not some pussy gymnastics judge who reacts to the crowd's boos.

JJ, how about a breakdown on your split times.
 
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McKenna said:
Shoot! I'm late. Give me a sec to change into the proper attire...
McKenna! You should have been here earlier! It was doormouse and myself, but doormouse disappeared. Oh well - I am sure the boys will come up with another contest for us again soon.
;)
 
DirtyJJ said:
Ok boys, I'm done. 22 minutes in total - 9:05 to 9:27. I guess I win! Since there are no official losers - I think the judges should give the winnng suck. Come on over - there is one for each of you. And you can massage my sore neck while you are at it. Of course, I am open to any other rewards you see fit as well.
:p

Damn! I've already lost, and I just changed!

Is there second prize?


:rose: Congrats JJ. :D
 
Vincent E said:
That's okay, McKenna. We'll consider it a staggered start.

Now stagger us. Yeah, yeah, work it baby. Woo hoo.
Ok, I guess that's fair - it's your contest after all!
22 minutes is the time to beat.
:cool:
 
McKenna said:
Damn! I've already lost, and I just changed!

Is there second prize?


:rose: Congrats JJ. :D
McKenna - forget it - you get first prize just for that AV!
wow.
 
McKenna said:
Damn! I've already lost, and I just changed!

Is there second prize?


:rose: Congrats JJ. :D
Is this a default? If so I'll have to declare JJ the winner.
 
DirtyJJ said:
McKenna - forget it - you get first prize just for that AV!
wow.

No, no, it's yours! You earned it! :D There's no way I could have beat that time

... Actually, I've never been able to lick my own nipples.

Eep.
 
Thanks McKenna, you are a sweetie.
:kiss:

Now boys... about those prizes....
 
rhinoguy said:

Or Doubles if you lean that way.

Oooooo .... is the Testosterone Lounge ready for that?!

(Might have to dig up the real deal though... I don't swing that way.)
 
Okay, I am declaring the final results.

In the Triple Nipple Medley the winner, in a time of 22 minutes, is DirtyJJ.

McKenna is a DNS (did not suck), however I am awarding her a silver medal for the poke through AV. Great pic for the T-Lounge (testosterone is just too long to keep spelling out, and ber makes my attention span short unless there are naked women in the room.)

For a first prize JJ gets McKenna's personal mouth service. In that vein I do not think it is too much to ask - especially since this is the Author's Hangout - for McKenna to take some time in the next 24 hours and author a piece on just how she is going to treat JJ's nipples and post it here in the Lounge.

Keep in mind M that there will be innumerable men in the room watching JJ receive her prize. If I were you, I would worry about Rhino's "horn."



We will have to sponsor this event again, gentlemen. Perhaps with greater notice we will get more contestants. I will work on the rulebook in the meantime.
 
Vincent E said:
For a first prize JJ gets McKenna's personal mouth service. In that vein I do not think it is too much to ask - especially since this is the Author's Hangout - for McKenna to take some time in the next 24 hours and author a piece on just how she is going to treat JJ's nipples and post it here in the Lounge.

Keep in mind M that there will be innumerable men in the room watching JJ receive her prize. If I were you, I would worry about Rhino's "horn."


!!!

You want me to what?!
 
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