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Honey123 said:
you drinkin' again? I believe I said peck or two...now bend over so I can smack that ass of yours!

i walk around bent over in the hopes that someone will stop, take a look, then smack..

repeat as needed
 
Honey123 said:
Pops, been awhile...howsa 'bout sliding over and giving me a peck or two?

Whoa lady... I should say so... got the old pecker in my hand and ready:devil: :D :rose:
 
vella_ms said:
i walk around bent over in the hopes that someone will stop, take a look, then smack..

repeat as needed

Yo... an arse smacking contest... we testy boys love all that sort of rough stuff... hey and don't worry about the Pecker, plenty of room on that for two girlie hands... Goes two fists and a helmet with my hands in the pub cock measuring contest.:devil: Buuuurrrrrp!!!!!!
 
pop_54 said:
Whoa lady... I should say so... got the old pecker in my hand and ready:devil: :D :rose:

I'm thinkin' you and Vella must be in the Boy Scouts...you're always prepared!!
 
Honey123 said:
I'm thinkin' you and Vella must be in the Boy Scouts...you're always prepared!!


Always prepared sweetheart... Yep boy scouts... and I never tried to pick up the golden coin in the scout hut showers... I knew the fucker was glued down;)

Wonder if Vella ever tried to pick it up:p :D
 
sincerely_helene said:
Can you just go back to that vulgar pirate talk thing? It was kinda gettin me hot.

Trouble is I'm a clean living bloke really helene... the old spunk bucket here will tell you, she's always say how clean I am... always shower after sex, sometimes during sex... always use a tissue when looking at porn on the internet... wipe the bird shit off me shoulder straight away while it's fresh like...can't really do dirty stuff I'm afraid, too well dragged up like... Anyway got to go, it's my turn with the resident fuck hole... I got a few mates round see, well she likes to play:devil: ;)
 
pop_54 said:
Trouble is I'm a clean living bloke really helene... the old spunk bucket here will tell you, she's always say how clean I am... always shower after sex, sometimes during sex... always use a tissue when looking at porn on the internet... wipe the bird shit off me shoulder straight away while it's fresh like...can't really do dirty stuff I'm afraid, too well dragged up like... Anyway got to go, it's my turn with the resident fuck hole... I got a few mates round see, well she likes to play:devil: ;)

Much better. :rose:
 
sincerely_helene said:
Much better. :rose:

Good:) I promise to try harder... just hope I don't over step the bounds of decency in public... I'd hate to do that:devil:


Must go... got to clean the residue out of me knob cover... God she's well loose and spunked up.
 
pop_54 said:
Good:) I promise to try harder... just hope I don't over step the bounds of decency in public... I'd hate to do that:devil:


Must go... got to clean the residue out of me knob cover... God she's well loose and spunked up.

I think I just commed.
 
Rumple Foreskin said:
i'm doubling up to catch up.

RF

what a guy! i knew you would do your fair share..
im tippin back a few just for you, i like to help my fellatio man.. erm.. fellow man

and damn i wanna know
helene, can we swipe the visa card through your ass cleavage?
 
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