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Rumple Foreskin said:
And to think I was sober when I wrote that.

RF

Jesus man... wos wrong with you... admitting your sober in this thread:D
 
vella_ms said:
what a guy! i knew you would do your fair share..
im tippin back a few just for you, i like to help my fellatio man.. erm.. fellow man

and damn i wanna know
helene, can we swipe the visa card through your ass cleavage?

Depends. That cost extra?
 
pop_54 said:
Jesus man... wos wrong with you... admitting your sober in this thread:D
Forgive me, Father Pop, for I have sinned. In atonement, I shall say say 69 Hail Viella's and Helene's, then genuflect towards Scotland and Kentucky.

Rumple Foreskin :cool:
 
sincerely_helene said:
Don't be shy, now. Tell us what's REALLY on your mind. :D

well, if you insist.
i was thinking we could all form a circle and talk about the future and what we can do to contribute to whirled peas.

that


or

we could have a massive orgy... which ever comes up first.
 
vella_ms said:
well, if you insist.
i was thinking we could all form a circle and talk about the future and what we can do to contribute to whirled peas.

that


or

we could have a massive orgy... which ever comes up first.

Mmmmmmmm... Peas. Might have to flip a coin.

(We had better get out of here before they officially change the title of this thread to "the estrogen lounge.")
 
sincerely_helene said:
Mmmmmmmm... Peas. Might have to flip a coin.

(We had better get out of here before they officially change the title of this thread to "the estrogen lounge.")

i was thinking something to that effect..
not many men out there willing to be.. lumberjacks now a days
are you putting out your strongest pharemones?
i hear you attract men like ants to a picnic
 
Rumple Foreskin said:
Forgive me, Father Pop, for I have sinned. In atonement, I shall say say 69 Hail Viella's and Helene's, then genuflect towards Scotland and Kentucky.

Rumple Foreskin :cool:

I should think so too.... now about this orgy Vella and Helene seem to be trying to get going:p I've recovered sufficiently from poking the old porridge bucket here, and she's enjoying a double barrelled shotgun at the moment with a couple of me mates... so I'm free for a while:devil:
 
sincerely_helene said:
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That's only cause I'm such a 'honey'. ;)

yannow.. i can believe that but

*im gagging all the same*

now lets head back to the corner and see if we can drum up any business.. its a slow night and my pimp wants her money
 
sincerely_helene said:
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That's only cause I'm such a 'honey'. ;)

No that would be Bees round a honey pot dear... Mmm honey pot... Hmm... honey dew.... I think I need a wank.
 
pop_54 said:
I should think so too.... now about this orgy Vella and Helene seem to be trying to get going:p I've recovered sufficiently from poking the old porridge bucket here, and she's enjoying a double barrelled shotgun at the moment with a couple of me mates... so I'm free for a while:devil:

:heart:

I'm much too shy to participate in an orgy experiance. Can you just pin me down and have your way with me?

(hee hee@ "old porridge bucket.")
 

Dumb Joke Department

A handsome prince was in a meeting with his attorney, going over some old contracts.

“It doesn’t look good, Your Majesty,” the lawyer began. “According to you prenuptial agreement, if you divorce her, you will turn back into a frog.”


 
Ugh.

I swear by Castroil oil and Fram filters for my oil changes. Penzoil is a good product too. I like the Fram filter with the black grip on the end. I have a filter wrench that slips into a ratchet. The sucker comes off with no trouble, though I do use a piece of 18-inch pipe as a breaker bar.

I haven't tried any of the synthetic products on the market. Does anyone have any experience with those? If my car uses a 5W-30 oil, what type of synthetic would I use.

Now, if I could only figure out why the hell I can't get the wiper blade insert without buying a whole new arm. I just want the fucking blade.

So far so good. My Dodge has 128000 and still going strong, though I need a little work done this fall.
 
Could one of you manly men please be so kind as to explain to a damsel in distress what a 75-ohm cable is?

I really don't want to have to call in the ex to connect my RF mod.
 
Honey123 said:
and my head keeps bobbin' to that song now...

Clap on..*head bobs*
Clap off..*head bobs*

I am sure the guys are visualizing a different type of head bobbing at this point....

Now that image is worth revisiting :D . Especially with Hot Crotch playing the role...
 
pop_54 said:
Ooooooooooo ello sailors......... Ohhhh what a gay day....... Ok boysee's all off with the earings let's all get jiggy an camp..................... Oops!!!! Sorry wrong thread.....sorry...........

just fuckin' classic dude! LOL.
 
sincerely_helene said:
Could one of you manly men please be so kind as to explain to a damsel in distress what a 75-ohm cable is?

I really don't want to have to call in the ex to connect my RF mod.


75-Ohm Coaxial arial cable probably dear... you have to be careful cos it comes in 50-Ohm and 100-Ohm variant as well, neither will do any damage, but it just won't work right if you don't get 75-Ohm... and they all look about the same on the exterior... best bet is Radio Shack or Tandy and ask for the cable to suit your appliance... you'll need the correct plugs for the cable ends as well.
 
pop_54 said:
75-Ohm Coaxial arial cable probably dear... you have to be careful cos it comes in 50-Ohm and 100-Ohm variant as well, neither will do any damage, but it just won't work right if you don't get 75-Ohm... and they all look about the same on the exterior... best bet is Radio Shack or Tandy and ask for the cable to suit your appliance... you'll need the correct plugs for the cable ends as well.

Thanks Pops. I have pretty much since given up on the piece of crap. It will only let me have a black screen with audio, and now it won't even let me route it back through the VCR again. I'm really annoyed to learn that DVD players are such a pain in the ass. If this sort of technology is the wave of the future, shoot me now.

The support number for both the RF and the player aren't even working, let alone the products themselves. I'm pissed.:mad:
 
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