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Has anyone here heard of the car I listed as my dream car? The Seline S7 ?
 
Lo every people......Buuuuuurrrrrrrp!!!!!!! ow the fuck are yu:)

Any of them people that sits down to piss feel like a fuck.... Phwaaaaaarrrrrrrtttttttt!!!!!!!!!! Oh God that made my Farmer Giles rattle.
 
pop_54 said:
Sorry Rump's it's the gassy beer mate... must lay off the stuff... poor bloody cat... I hate a lifeless pussy:devil:
Ain't it the truth?

Unfortunately, thanks to that beer you've been processing and distributing so freely, the only animal we've got left is our faithful,, stump-broke mule. And I do believe the poor thing's starting to look cross-eyed and a little woozy. If that mule goes, nobody will be safe in the shower.

Rumple Foreskin :cool:
 
I have a lot of test-0-sterone, but i am not so sure I how I feeel about the whole thing.

Sports and such, I do not like.
 
rosco rathbone said:
I have a lot of test-0-sterone, but i am not so sure I how I feeel about the whole thing.

Sports and such, I do not like.

testosteroni
the sanfransisco treat:D
 
I have to admit, I used to really love the 'manly' atmosphere of my boyfriends house. Everything there was guy stuff, there was just something really sexy about it.

I've gone and ruined that now....

maybe I should move out.:(
 
rosco rathbone said:
Sports and such, I do not like.
Really? I thought that was an Olympic event in your AV.

Perdita :kiss:


p.s. to everyone: I only came in here cos of Rosco (we went steady once).
 
rosco rathbone said:
I have a lot of test-0-sterone, but i am not so sure I how I feeel about the whole thing.

Sports and such, I do not like.

Hey Rosco! Welcome to the AH

I'm not sure if I've seen you over here before- this is definatly your thread though!

(Watch out guys, rr will have the most cavemanly of you looking like metrosexuals in no time:devil: )
 
O, gawd, sweets. I'm choking up. I was being funny (I thought). P.

Oh darn! I was suprised-- but also intrigued.

very intrigued...
 
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vella_ms said:
testosteroni
the sanfransisco treat:D

I prefer to say "Rathb-0-nio's: They're noodle sperms! Kids love em' cause they wiggle on the way down to your tummy...Moms love em cause they're packed with DNA!"
 
perdita said:
Really? I thought that was an Olympic event in your AV.

Perdita :kiss:


p.s. to everyone: I only came in here cos of Rosco (we went steady once).

Rapo-Roman rasslin?
 
Virtual_Burlesque said:
Okay Guys,
Line Up! It's Time for
Your Eye Examination.


http://www.extremefunnyhumor.com/Picz/156.jpg



Do you mind not shouting, I got a freekin hangover:(
and there aint no boat in that picture... never could see Jesus in that photo of the bushes either:rolleyes:

Anyway got to go... must go stir the old porridge pot upstairs... she's been waiting legs akimbo for ages... got to play hard to get though aint we blokes.;)
 
pop_54 said:
Do you mind not shouting, I got a freekin hangover:(
and there aint no boat in that picture... never could see Jesus in that photo of the bushes either:rolleyes:

Anyway got to go... must go stir the old porridge pot upstairs... she's been waiting legs akimbo for ages... got to play hard to get though aint we blokes.;)

oh dear god.. im still laughing
pops.. your the best, you sexy beastie

youre the balm to my..............................

:kiss:
 
vella_ms said:
oh dear god.. im still laughing
pops.. your the best, you sexy beastie

youre the balm to my..............................

:kiss:


Ello darling... glad I popped back in on my way through... God you're lovely:rose: ;)

Yea just gave the 'Trouble-an-Strife' a right seeing to upstairs... by hell did I give it to her... she must be fucked... that was the best 30 seconds of her life I can tell you:devil: :p

Hey I'll balm your.......................... any day you want:D
 
pop_54 said:
Ello darling... glad I popped back in on my way through... God you're lovely:rose: ;)

Yea just gave the 'Trouble-an-Strife' a right seeing to upstairs... by hell did I give it to her... she must be fucked... that was the best 30 seconds of her life I can tell you:devil: :p

Hey I'll balm your.......................... any day you want:D

i love that youre working on your stamina pops.. why it was only last month you could barely make it 15 seconds...


well my...................... is in need of a bit of a rub down... and *Legs akimbo* for ages now, waiting for you to do your bit.:p
 
vella_ms said:
i love that youre working on your stamina pops.. why it was only last month you could barely make it 15 seconds...



We did it twice:devil: :D




(keep them legs wide darling.... I'm a cummin):rose:
 
pop_54 said:
Atten.....shun!!! :)


At ease , men. Carry on. As you were.

Bloody good to have a place of our own to drink tea and wager on cricket matches w/o all those bloody vaginas overseeing our every move, what?

More scones, orderly. Hop to it!
 
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