the really really bad pickup line thread

[sublimeflirt]

Nice boots. They'd look even better under my bed.

 

[SuperShyGuy]

Are those space pants you're wearing? 'Cause they make your ass look out of this world!

 

[babydoll_73]

how about the one where you beckon the girl to you with a finger then tell her " I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the whole hand"


I get slapped a lot

I know a different version...

do the same thing calling them over with one finger and when they come over say "I knew if I fingered you long enough you'd cum"

 

[islander01]

Why don't you drop that zero and get with a hero


ack I could never say that

 

[omahaman2]

some repeats
and some
really really bad ones

Hey baby, why don't you sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that POPS up!!!
(motion for girl to come here with one finger), "If I can make you come with this finger, imagine what I could do with all five!"
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
Fuck me if I'm wrong....but haven't we met before?
Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
I wanna use your thighs as earmuffs.
Are those real?
I may not be Fred Flintstone but I sure can make your bed rock.
(offer guy/girl a screw) wanna screw?
Ya know, that shirt is very becoming on you......of course, if I was on you, I'd be cumming too.
The word of the day is LEGS, so let's go to my house and spread the word.
The only place I want to go is south of the border.
Hey you want to know what I heard about you? Fuck me and I'll tell you.
Why don't you come over and we can do math in the bed; add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and I'll multiply.
What's a nice girl like you doing on a face like this?
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
Mmmmmmm, you bring new meaning to the word "edible"
So, do you want to see something really swell?
Excuse me but is your last name "Gillette"......cause you are the best a man can get!
Hey baby.....can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose?
My shirt's chaffing me.....
Excuse me miss, do you give head to strangers? (No) Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
They call me Milk, because I do your body good.
I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
Hey baby, wanna wrestle.
Hi, do you want to have children? (assuming the answer is no) Ok then, can we just practice?
You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
They say the best things in life are free....they lied( but I do accept American Express)
This Valentines Day, I really want you to know how I feel.....So you better use both hands.
You can feel the magic between us......No, lower!
You're on my mind this Valentine's Day.....I'd prefer you on my bed.
This Valentine's Day I want you to know that I'm head-over-heels for you....and I know some other positions too.
I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
You have 250 bones in your body, want another?
If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
Hey baby, can i tickle your belly from the inside?
Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
Girl, if you were a porch I'd take out all the nails and screw ya.
Yo baby, I bust more nuts than a squirrel.

 

[RandaDawn]

My friend said this would work for her. "do you have the time? oh, i think my watch is broken cause we should have been fuckin an hour ago"
My favorite one is "do you sleep on your stomach? can i?"

 

[nudedude72]

Here's a really lame one......

"Good thing I have my library card with me, because I am definately checking you out."

 

[kawazuki]

after my friend sends this hottie a flower at the bar she comes over and ask him if he wants to dance and he said "I can spell it"
I busted out laughing but it worked

 

[Top Cat]

Hey Babe... if i buy you drinks all night, will you fuck me???

For me, this worked more times than not!!! I'm a changed man now... females wisen up as they get older... LOL

I guess my mom would say, I just became a gentleman...

 

[ChemE_student]

Hey, I'm still young. You could try it on me.

 

[islander01]

Hey, I'm still young. You could try it on me

works for me

 

[ChemE_student]

Can't say anyone's ever tried a cheesy pick-up line on me, so I don't know whether it would work. Probably couldn't hurt, as long as you were able to joke about it.

 

[tryingsumtinnew]

True story, when I was younger me and a group of friends had a running bet. If you used the designated pickup line on a girl and it worked you got your choice of a case of beer. The key was though that the line had to be the first words out of your mouth.

"You know, you haven't truly lived till you have had my tongue betweent your legs".

 

[islander01]

thats the way I feel too, never really tried one lol ,but I have seen a bunch that made me cringe and laugh

 

[MFWALT]

KICK ASS PICK UP LINE

What fucks like a tiger and winks.....................(WALT gives the Hottie a wink)


guarantied slapper, That out fit is vary becoming on you...........then again if I was on you i would be cuming to

I know a few more let me know if you liked these (that wasnt a line)..........

 

[islander01]

lol, no worries, let em rip

 

[MFWALT]

alright your at a loud dance club and you ask a gal to dance........AND for some unexplainable reason she declines, you reply "I said your ass looks fat in those pants"
(then duck cause she is goin to take a swing atcha)

 

[dragonhearted]

Re: KICK ASS PICK UP LINE

What fucks like a tiger and winks.....................(WALT gives the Hottie a wink)


guarantied slapper, That out fit is vary becoming on you...........then again if I was on you i would be cuming to

I know a few more let me know if you liked these (that wasnt a line)..........

yep....I'd slap ya!

 

[dragonhearted]

alright your at a loud dance club and you ask a gal to dance........AND for some unexplainable reason she declines, you reply "I said your ass looks fat in those pants"
(then duck cause she is goin to take a swing atcha)

hahahhah...the worse I would do is sit on ya in those pants!

 

[luckylicker23]

lol

This has always worked for me:

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

 

[PussyLicknTommy]

This one always at least gets a smile.
Hi Honey, would mind stirring my drink with your finger, I need to make it sweeter.

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

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[MFWALT]

I love this thread!!!

you walk up too a lady lick your pinky brush it on her shirt and then on yoursand say .......what do you say we get out of these wet clothes

 

[islander01]

dang I cant remember either Nef. did It work??

 

[Guest]

pick up lines

- I lost my number can i have yours?


- I lost my teddy bear can i sleep with you tonight?