The "real" story of why the board was slow...

[KillerMuffin]

I know what Manu said...

Originally prevaricated by Manu
Hey everyone!

Sorry about that. The servers took turns crashing for close to an hour. We are still trying to sort out what exactly went wrong.

Earlier this week we upgraded the site script and added a new server, so we expected a little Rocky Road, but this was more like a Blizzard.

Hopefully things are back to normal now.

Take care and thanks for being patient with us as we grow!

But the truth? Oh the truth is in there. The secret sexual fantasies of Manu.

Original perversions of Manu
Hey everyone! Can you believe it? I lived through that! Wow, I need a smoke, and I don't smoke.

Sorry about that. Laurel was bent over the servers and who can resist such a fine ass like that? We took turns with "whose on top" for over an hour and the servers crashed sometime after she started riding the wild stallion, if you know what I mean. We're still trying to sort out exactly what went wrong, but I think it was something to do with the fact that she was bouncing so hard we knocked the servers over and one of them got disconnected on accident.

Earlier this week, while I was upgrading the site scripts, Laurel was giving me another one of her patented, guaranteed cum in a minute blow jobs. I was expecting to get a little of her Rocky Road, but when I came, I missed her face and it was a Blizzard all over the new server I had installed. A little cum in the equipment goes a long way.

Laurel went out for some guacamole. Hopefully things will get back to normal before she gets back. What she does with guacamole should be crime and I volunteer to be her first victim!

Take care and thanks for being patient, but I gotta run because I'm "growing," if you know what I mean.

Oh my gawd, so I was bored. There is no need to remove my account from the board, I take it back already! I swear! I promise to never do that again! What are you do-----

 

[Manu]

Laurel taught me how to do this and I think it's appropriate in this situation:



And this one too, just because you made me laugh:

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

If I've told them once...

I've told them a thousand times, "no kinky sex around the server! Too many people's internet porn addictions are at stake."

But did they listen to Ollie?

Nooooooooooooooooo...

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Thats why they call it a screwed server.

"servers fucked again"

Yup, fuck it.

 

[LakotaMoon]

High5 @ Muffin

 

[Southern37]

High5 @ Muffin

Best reason ive ever heard for computer failure

 

[LakotaMoon]

the best reason...

you could be right here...

 

[sexy-girl]

server sex is an interesting kink

 

[beckbabe]

When are they going to make these servers jizz-compatible?

 

[Southern37]

When are they going to make these servers jizz-compatible?

Hey beckbabe...kisses..nice to see you again...im like 2 posts away from my avatar!..yea!!!!!!

 

[Phoenyx]

When are they going to make these servers jizz-compatible?

Nah Just trying to make them heat resistant..