Unique Sexual Skills

A long time ago I had an affair with an Indonesian women who was a traditional dancer from Bandung in West Java. She was sitting on my face-facing forwards-and she was able to lean back and twist around so that she could suck me at the same time. Not particularly different pleasure wise to a normal 69, but an impressive effort none the less.
 
Years ago, my boyfriend and I would go out with his close friend and her other friend - a young Catholic woman. I mean, we were all young - around 22.

So, this girl was perfectly chaste but loved talking about sex. Hella cute, too, a short-haired blonde, wide hips, small but shapely chest, and a viciously wicked smile and twinkling eyes. The four of us would talk about sex over dinner and she would never be explicit but had a way with euphemisms and saying very dirty, alluring, arousing stuff without coming right out and saying it.

She had this conversation with me one time about cunnilingus, but it was all spoken about in terms of ripe fruits and their colors and splitting them open and the juice that flowed, etc etc etc. Very suggestive without being explicit, and both of us got very turned on without either of our other companions (my boyfriend, her friend) having a clue.

She and I never "did anything" together but we would make opportunities for just the two of us to talk, outside the presence of the others.

She absolutely had a super power for talking really dirty with the most innocent of words. She totally knew she had me fully seduced and maximally aroused, and I totally knew it would never really happen. She was better at it than me. I could turn her on but not seduce her, and even then it was probably more her turning herself on than me and my silver tongue.

She did confess to me once, though, that she was really glad that I would play along. Other guys didn't have the patience, class or subtlety to talk this way with her without trying to move things along to something she wasn't going to do.
 
I was, humorously, informed by a sleep doc that I have 'a large lounge', which I think they meant wider/thicker than average rather than longer than average. So if you're a girl that likes a lot of broad strokes for a long time while having your pussy eaten, apparently I'm your guy... I'm got a doctor's note that I'm built for it :cool:
 
Crikey, where to start...

Okay, a "Unique sexual skill..." So you're thinking in the 300,000 years that Homo Sapiens first roamed the earth with the gazillions of people who have walked it, stopping every now and again to have sex, someone - on this site - has got a 'unique' sexual skill which no-one else has ever accomplished...?

Well that sounds plausible.

But your example of a potential candidate is putting a condom on using their mouth.... Jesus Christ where have you been living? If that is where we are setting the bar for 'uniqueness' I am going to suggest my 'unique skill' is (drum roll) - going on top!

But best of all you have -

"PantyMon

Experienced"​

on your profile.

Absolutely priceless.

You sir are a comic genius.
And while I know nothing about you but what you've chosen to share, I'm concluding you may be of the species "fucktard". Is this your professional role or are you just a hobbyist fuck-tardian? Asking for your mother - looks like you have quite the pedigree - I see your mom took the trophy for Town Bicycle....5th year straight! You must be, uh...wow, look at the time - gotta run!
 
Unique? None that I know of. I used to be able to keep it up after orgasm, into my mid 30s, didn't need to pause or get soft at all...but alas no more.
I did have sex with a woman, who'd had significant experience but had never experienced an orgasm in missionary position (I corrected that), never had multiple orgasms (another tick for me) and had never had an orgasm without penetration (and there's the hat-trick ladies and gentlemen)
 
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