The Posting Milestones Thread

[The_Fool]

LMAO!

"Bonky, will Uncle Carson be my new daddy?"


Congrats to all the Lit posters.

Fool, 100 submissions! You're the most submissive man I know.
Can I spank you now?

As long as I can molest you afterwards. I'm in the mood for a good molestation. Tearing of clothes, biting of necks, licking of nipples and further sundering of modesty....

 

[OhMissScarlett]

As long as I can molest you afterwards. I'm in the mood for a good molestation. Tearing of clothes, biting of necks, licking of nipples and further sundering of modesty....

Okay, you talked me into it.

 

[Celtic Princess]

I dunno how many posts I have, but I'm dedicating whatever one this is to you, Scarlett.

Enjoy!




*grins*

 

[CharleyH]

Looking at my posts since 2003? JESUS GIRL! WHEN do you get laid.


Edit to add: SHIT when do I?

 

[sophia jane]

As long as I can molest you afterwards. I'm in the mood for a good molestation. Tearing of clothes, biting of necks, licking of nipples and further sundering of modesty....

Um. okay.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I dunno how many posts I have, but I'm dedicating whatever one this is to you, Scarlett.

Enjoy!




*grins*

I'm honored.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Looking at my posts since 2003? JESUS GIRL! WHEN do you get laid.


Edit to add: SHIT when do I?

Haha! Did you notice that half my posts are on the "I didn't get laid today" thread?

 

[sophia jane]

Haha! Did you notice that half my posts are on the "I didn't get laid today" thread?

I've got like the second most posts in that thread!

 

[carsonshepherd]

"Bonky, will Uncle Carson ever again have the kind of sex that makes his toes curl just thinking about it?"

 

[OhMissScarlett]

"Bonky, will Uncle Carson ever again have the kind of sex that makes his toes curl just thinking about it?"

Well, what do you know, Bonky is nodding violently. I think he wants ya.

 

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[OhMissScarlett]

Can I have a pre-milestone celebration here? I'm somewhere in the vicinity of 1,000, but I think I'll have lots of grey hairs before I get there...

Well, when you get there, will you promise to make your title "The Cat's Pajamas"?

 

[carsonshepherd]

Well, when you get there, will you promise to make your title "The Cat's Pajamas"?

oh, that's awesome!

 

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[OhMissScarlett]

Ssssh, I'm not finished with my first cup of tea yet.

 

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[OhMissScarlett]

Is Bonky hung over this morning? From his picture, he oughta be...

LOL. If you had a bobblehead, it would suck to have a hangover.

 

[Celtic Princess]

LOL. If you had a bobblehead, it would suck to have a hangover.

There is soo much truth in that.


Luckily, Bonky has the bottle close at hand and can get rid of the hangover.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

There is soo much truth in that.


Luckily, Bonky has the bottle close at hand and can get rid of the hangover.

I put Mr. Potato Head's sunglasses on him, but they don't fit.

 

[yui]

Hi Sophie!
What's amusing is that I have a lower post count than almost everyone I know who's been here less time.

*cough* Me. *cough* Join Date. *cough* Post count.

Hi OMS! Congrats on the milestone. It took me almost a year to get an AV, but the other two thousand just sort of flew by!

I blame Carson.

And beer, too.

I put Mr. Potato Head's sunglasses on him, but they don't fit.

But I put them on me and they did fit.

 

[carsonshepherd]

hi yui! i missed you, and so glad to see you

 

[Belegon]

I blame Carson.

And beer, too.

Carson and beer together seem to be to blame for lots of things....

 

[OhMissScarlett]

*cough* Me. *cough* Join Date. *cough* Post count.

Hi OMS! Congrats on the milestone. It took me almost a year to get an AV, but the other two thousand just sort of flew by!

I blame Carson.

And beer, too.



But I put them on me and they did fit.

It's okay to just go ahead and blame Carson for everything, everyone else does.

It's so good to see you too! Not a day goes by that Carson and I don't whine "I miss Yui!"

love the sunglasses.

 

[oggbashan]

600,000

It won't take many more posts before the Author's Hangout as a whole reaches 600,000 posts.

Will we break that barrier this week? Or by tomorrow?

Og