A request to my fellow AH denizens (stop thread hijacking)

[MelissaBaby]

I just want to add that "fromage" sounds like something sexy, and it is.

 

[MediocreAuthor]

And then maybe we can all hop over and fuck the corpse of this thread, instead of fresh, live, relevant ones. Everyone's down for some virtual, metaphorical necrophilia, right?

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[MediocreAuthor]

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"Hey baby, how many bones are in your body?"

"206."

"Wanna make it 207?"

*Raucous sound of rattling bones*

 

[gunhilltrain]

Alright, cool!

Now that this thread has been right and properly FUCKED TO DEATH, any time in the future that one of us notices a normal, helpful thread is getting hijacked, just hop over to this this thread and say:

"Hey @ (the hijackers) Let's talk about (whatever random bullshit) OVER HERE!

And then maybe we can all hop over and fuck the corpse of this thread, instead of fresh, live, relevant ones. Everyone's down for some virtual, metaphorical necrophilia, right?

Carl Jung, the Napoleonic Wars, and The Third Reich are not random bullshit! They are important topics that everyone should take some time to understand. Also, I think only the emojis in the top panel actual work.

 

[gunhilltrain]

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I've seen some realistic skeletons in stores with joints that work. They are a bit expensive, but some interesting scenes could be concocted. It's kind of moot because without flesh, there are no genitals. Mostly a hobby for drunk frat boys with trust funds.

 

[gunhilltrain]

I just want to add that "fromage" sounds like something sexy, and it is.

A cheese? Don't you mean "frottage?"

 

[TheRedChamber]

A cheese? Don't you mean "frottage?"

I think maybe the idea is that anything can sound sexy if you make it sound French enough.

 

[gunhilltrain]

I think maybe the idea is that anything can sound sexy if you make it sound French enough.

Or threatening if you can make it sound German enough.

 

[MelissaBaby]

A cheese? Don't you mean "frottage?"

You don't think cheese is sexy?

 

[gunhilltrain]

You don't think cheese is sexy?

Ah, sorry, no. It does taste good, however. Kraft American cheese slices are a bit bland, however.

 

[gunhilltrain]

I've left my thoughts in a comment. Fantastic read, thank you so much for sharing.

At he risk of hijacking again, it's struck me that the first and third songs that Anastasia sings are perhaps about herself and her relationship to Christian, and the second one is about the languor she felt before pulling herself together to pick up Lisa.

 

[SeraphNocturne]

At he risk of hijacking again, it's struck me that the first and third songs that Anastasia sings are perhaps about herself and her relationship to Christian, and the second one is about the languor she felt before pulling herself together to pick up Lisa.

I’ve hijacked at least two threads today. No worries.

I giggled like a mad woman at her quoting “Gold Digger.” Such flawless snark, I love it.

 

[pink_silk_glove]

(opens vest to show bomb taped to tummy, then points automatic weapon at the OP) Take this thread to Afghanistan!

 

[onehitwanda]

You don't think cheese is sexy?

depends who I'm eating it off...

Also, it has to be said that there is no situation where blue cheese or gorgonzola would be sexy. Those are totally NC cheeses.
Brie and Camembert are Romance bordering on Lesbian sex because oh my gosh do I love baked camembert so much...
Apple-smoked leicester or cheddar? That's filth. That's 100% Incest/Taboo right there....

 

[Rustyoznail]

depends who I'm eating it off...

Also, it has to be said that there is no situation where blue cheese or gorgonzola would be sexy. Those are totally NC cheeses.
Brie and Camembert are Romance bordering on Lesbian sex because oh my gosh do I love baked camembert so much...
Apple-smoked leicester or cheddar? That's filth. That's 100% Incest/Taboo right there....

So we've moved to Cheeseworld? I can do that.

https://f4.bcbits.com/img/a3721459241_16.jpg

Kraft slices - a boring cheese that needs something else to spice it up. EC
Apricot and almond cream cheese - smooth, gentle cheese. Something to share by candlelight and a bottle of sauvignon blanc. Definitely romance.
King Island Black aged cheddar - a take no prisoners cheese that grabs your cracker, stomps on it, then threatens you with an eye wateringly sharp pickled onion. BDSM. Your slave will love and hate you at the same time.
Vieux-Boulogne - reputed to be the smelliest cheese in the world. Not for everyone, but some find it intensely satisfying. Has to be Anal - particularly with the smell.

 

[Emilymcplugger]

You don't think cheese is sexy?

I don’t like cheese and I cannot lie
blue Camembert just won’t fly
- Baby sent back (complimentary cheese board)

 

[SimonDoom]

You don't think cheese is sexy?

Cheese is definitely sexy. One of my stories features French cheese balls, gougere. They get served before the lobster bisque and beef bourguignon. And the sex.

 

[Candy_Kane54]

You give me cheese and chocolate and you can have anything you want ...

 

[SimonDoom]

Cheese, bread, and wine, followed by a little chocolate and a little aged tawny port. Nothing sexier than that.

 

[SeraphNocturne]

You give me cheese and chocolate and you can have anything you want ...

Sharp cheese, dark chocolate, sweet wine, bubble bath. That's heaven on earth I tell you.

 

[MelissaBaby]

Anyway, the point was the sound of the word. Like, if you didn’t know any French and someone attractive said to you, “Would you like to come to my place for an evening of candlelight, wine…..and fromage.” You’d be “HELL YES”


Although, come to think about it, I’d be good to go with the candlelight and wine…

 

[onehitwanda]

Anyway, the point was the sound of the word. Like, if you didn’t know any French and someone attractive said to you, “Would you like to come to my place for an evening of candlelight, wine…..and fromage.” You’d be “HELL YES”


Although, come to think about it, I’d be good to go with the candlelight and wine…

 

[gunhilltrain]

(opens vest to show bomb taped to tummy, then points automatic weapon at the OP) Take this thread to Afghanistan!

They used to demand to be flown to Cuba, as I remember. Afghanistan I don't remember. Then there were those Palestinians who hijacked a plane and went to Entebbe Airport, Uganda, of all places. However, don't mess with the Israelis. Their commandos went all the way down there to get them, and then killed them all.

 

[gunhilltrain]

Anyway, the point was the sound of the word. Like, if you didn’t know any French and someone attractive said to you, “Would you like to come to my place for an evening of candlelight, wine…..and fromage.” You’d be “HELL YES”


Although, come to think about it, I’d be good to go with the candlelight and wine…

Then the next morning, if the guy is still there, one or both parties may start having second thoughts about it all.

 

[gunhilltrain]

I’ve hijacked at least two threads today. No worries.

I giggled like a mad woman at her quoting “Gold Digger.” Such flawless snark, I love it.

There's a version with Jamie Foxx singing back-up that is extremely non-PC. I don't know if you're heard it, but it's on YouTube, uncensored for the moment. You've been warned, however.