Couture
Ass Expert
- Joined
- Aug 24, 2001
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Probably not a good idea to try a lot of things I write about. My stories are acted out by trained professionals. Please. . .don't try this at home.
Always use condoms and actual sexual lubricants.
Joy burns like a mother, but not as bad as Ben Gay, which will make you find religion.
If your partner says no, it mean no unless you have a safe word.
Knives do a poor job of cutting through boxers.
The kitchen counter in 95% of American households is not long enough to support the male torso.
Come on, it's just fiction. Leave me a little editorial license.
Always use condoms and actual sexual lubricants.
Joy burns like a mother, but not as bad as Ben Gay, which will make you find religion.
If your partner says no, it mean no unless you have a safe word.
Knives do a poor job of cutting through boxers.
The kitchen counter in 95% of American households is not long enough to support the male torso.
Come on, it's just fiction. Leave me a little editorial license.