The official Orange Crush thread

[Shy Tall Guy]

Who likes Orange Crush?

Who hates Orange Crush?

Who has never had Orange Crush? Where have you been?!?!?!

Who knows what Orange Crush is made from?

Who cares what Orange Crush is made from?

Who makes Orange Crush?

Who cares who makes Orange Crush?

Why is Orange Crush called Orange "Crush"? Why not Orange Smash? Or Orange Squash, Squeeze, Squish, Squush?!?!?

Who wants to lick Orange Crush off someone whom they have a secret crush on?

Who wants that person to lick Orange Crush off them?

Who wants an Orange Crush enema (besides nasty)?

Who wants to give their secret crush an Orange Crush enema?

Who wants an Orange Crush bottle stuck up their ass (besides Outsider)?

Why have you read this post this far??

 

[bluntforcemama]

with eyeliner?

 

[Valdimer]

WTF??????

*goes back to Led Zepplin and turns it up*

I loved orange crush. Wish I could find it down here.....

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

with eyeliner?

You want an Orange Crush enema with eyeliner??

Well, okay, anything for such a beautiful and irresistable lady.

 

[Gilly Bean]

Not an orange crush kinda girl. Like the strawberry best.

Grape is alright, but the fizzies give me burps.

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

You want an Orange Crush enema with eyeliner??

Well, okay, anything for such a beautiful and irresistable lady.

Doh! *smacks forehead with palm* I get it! It is a song!! I have a terrible memory.

I know you
I know you've seen her
She's a sad tomato
She's three miles of bad road
Walking down the street
Will I never meet her?
She's a real woman-child
Oh my kiss breath turpentine

I am smitten

I'm the real thing (I'm the real thing)
Have you seen her come around?
My crush with eyeliner

I'm in like.
I'm infatuated.
It's all too much-the pressure.
She's all that I can take
What position should I wear?
Cop an attitude? (you faker)
How can I convince her? (Faker)
That I'm invented too, yeah

I am smitten
I'm the real thing (I'm the real thing)
We all invent ourselves
and, uh, you know me

Yeah, she's a sad tomato
She's three miles of bad road
She's her own invention (She's her own invention)
That gets me in the throat
What can I make myself be?
Life is strange, yeah (Life is strange)
What can I make myself be (Fake her)
To make her mine?

I am smitten
I'll do anything (I'll do anything)
A kiss breath turpentine,
my crush with eyeliner

I am smitten
You know me (Yeah, you know me)
I could be your Frankenstein
my crush with eyeliner

I am smitten
I'm the real thing (I'm the real thing)
Won't you be my valentine?
My crush with eyeliner

 

[seXieleXie]

um....
what's orange crush?

 

[bluntforcemama]

Sorry, was off on an REM tangent.

 

[Spinaroonie]

Wasn't that like some sort of modified crucifix powerbomb?

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

Sorry, was off on an REM tangent.

Yeah - it took a minute for it to click - I somtimes have trouble thinking outside the box.

Follow me, don't follow me
I've got my spine, I've got my orange crush
Collar me, don't collar me
I've got my spine, I've got my orange crush
We are agents of the free
I've had my fun and now its time to
Serve your conscience overseas (over me, not over me)
Coming in fast, over me

High on the roof,
thin the blood,
another one climbs on the waves tonight,
comin' in, you're home

We'd circle and we'd circle and we'd circle to stop and consider and centered on the pavement stacked up all the trucks jacked up and our wheels in slush and orange crush in pocket and all this here county hell any county it's just like heaven here and I was remembering and I was just in a different county and all then this whirlybird that I headed for I had my goggles pulled off I knew it all I knew every back road and every truck stop

 

[freakygirl]

My favorite kind of Orange Crush

Equal parts of: Vodka, Triple Sec & Orange juice

Shake with ice and Strain into a Shot glass







Orange Crush soda isn't my favorite.. I can drink it if forced..

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

um....
what's orange crush?

 

[freakygirl]

seXieleXie

this is Orange Crush..

It's an orange flavored soda

 

[LukkyKnight]

My policy

Only drink Orange Crush from the navel of a woman.

It suits me. I've forgotten the rest of the questions, my mind is filled with this vision.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Sorry, was off on an REM tangent.

Follow me... now follow me.

 

[seXieleXie]

oh! i know what that is... just couldn't place the name.

i like orange crush! and i wouldn't mind licking it off a few select people

 

[PowerOfOne]

Oh god I wish that I had an Orange Crush right now! What was the question??

 

[modest mouse]

Speaking of orange crush....

Anyone ever have a "graveyard"?

Its equal parts orange soda and coke(the beverage). I used to drink this concoction as a kid.

 

[Asendin]

was ok, was never really a fan.

 

[christophe]

diet orange crush is not bad...diet rite tangerine is better...neither work well for enemas however.... to fizzy....

 

[juicylips]

Is this the thread

where we paint someone orange and then crush them??

or

do we pour orange crush over them and do wild tongue lashings on them??

or

just drink orange crush after fucking ourselves into exhaustion??

Just curious,
Cassidy

 

[ToddHwrd]

Re: Is this the thread

where we paint someone orange and then crush them??

or

do we pour orange crush over them and do wild tongue lashings on them??

or

just drink orange crush after fucking ourselves into exhaustion??

Just curious,
Cassidy

Personally I like the second suggestion Cassidy, sounds like a lot of fun and then we could take a hot shower together

Todd