The Metrodance Guidelines for New and Established Posters.

[Metrodance]

Guideline 20: Sycophantic Posters
It helps to imagine that literotica is a large classroom and then the behaviour becomes understandable, especially if you have ever transferred to a new school. Certain cliques exist within some imaginations, and some posters will do anything to be included.

 

[Freya]

I thought you were going to put them on the 1st page?

You do know that while you might be doing this in a new and interesting way, it has all been done before, right? Isn't that one of your guidelines?

 

[Metrodance]

You do know that while you might be doing this in a new and interesting way, it has all been done before, right? Isn't that one of your guidelines?

Actually, no. I don't think I said anything about originality. If everything had to be original, the entire Lit board would vanish.

(Oliver - The first 20 are on the first page.)

 

[bg23]

Guideline 19: Literotica Greats
There are probably just nine genuine greats with another twelve that border on greatness. Sadly, some of the greats are no longer with us.

i think that's a matter of opinion, don't you?

 

[Cheyenne]

Guideline 20: Sycophantic Posters
It helps to imagine that literotica is a large classroom and then the behaviour becomes understandable, especially if you have ever transferred to a new school. Certain cliques exist within some imaginations, and some posters will do anything to be included.

Now you sound like lanciepants. A watered down version, but still...

 

[Purple Haze]

I post under the influence quite frequently...

 

[Purple Haze]

Shouldn't there be a rule about excessive and unnecessary use of the quote feature?

 

[Freya]

Shouldn't there be a rule about excessive and unnecessary use of the quote feature?

Ohhhhh, good point. Quoting a huge long post just to "LOL" at the end of it.

And what about the cut n pasters? We need a rule on them.

 

[Igor_1066]

There should also be mention that the rule of tar babies is a subdivision of the rule of holes. Having found that one has kicked a tar baby, one should first of all stop kicking.

 

[Metrodance]

Guideline 21: Ignore
Only effective when you tell someone they’re on your Ignore list. Otherwise they wouldn’t know they’re being ignored and what would be the point of that?

 

[Metrodance]

Now you sound like lanciepants. A watered down version, but still...

Almost a cruel barb but the use of lanciepants defused it. I think the reference in Guideline 20 to imagination is relevant.

 

[Metrodance]

There should also be mention that the rule of tar babies is a subdivision of the rule of holes. Having found that one has kicked a tar baby, one should first of all stop kicking.

An interesting viewpoint but one I feel certain the tar babies do not agree with. Still, it’s welcome to receive an alternate view. It is, after all, what makes Literotica great!

 

[Freya]

Guideline 21: Ignore
Only effective when you tell someone they’re on your Ignore list. Otherwise they wouldn’t know they’re being ignored and what would be the point of that?

See, I think there's nothing dumber than posting "This person is on your ignore list. To read the post click here." Or mentioning twelve trillion times that somebody is on your list.

 

[dolf]

i wanna rule! i wanna special rule just about me *nods*

 

[nitengale]

I love educational threads!

 

[Metrodance]

I love educational threads!

Thank you. Education is so underrated on lit, isn’t it?

 

[DéjàNu]

welcome on Lit not newbie. Show us your bit.

Here is my take...
A series of guidelines: guidelines arent very welcome on the GB but neverthless a good sources of funniness.

Guideline 1: Post Numbers : mostly true

Guideline 2: Newbies : sorry but the picture joke is very funny, you should recheck in your Lit options your the box : Sense of humour.

Guideline 3: Wit : very true

Guideline 4: Private Messages : they are "suppose" to stay private anyway

Guideline 5: Gender :
i. False, PMs dont circulated between real women.
ii. Mostly False again
iii. Everyone knows on the board that fight = fun

Guideline 6: Signatures : false, I dont know anyone who said they were impressed by a sigline, even less those in the Playground.

Guideline 7: Avatars : false

Guideline 8: Under the Influence : ture

Guideline 9: Parody Threads : again go in Lit options, check the box : Sense of humour.

Guideline 10: Never ending Threads: true

Guideline 11: List Threads of Litsers : true

Guideline 12: Culture : mostly true

Guideline 13: Smilies :

Guideline 14: Ego : well, probably

Guideline 15: Thread Titles : maybe

Guideline 16: Names : true

Guideline 17: Fun : very true

Guideline 18: Poll Threads : right on

Guideline 19: Literotica Greats : stop living in the past

Guideline 20: Sycophantic Posters : this can be elaboarated more

Guideline 21: Ignore : LOL, see you can be funny too

 

[Metrodance]

welcome on Lit not newbie. Show us your bit.

.........you should recheck in your Lit options your the box : Sense of humour.

I wasn’t aware of this option, it must have been added in the last update.

I’ll certainly use it and I know of several other posters who could also avail themselves of this high-tech addition.

Thanks for pointing it out.

BTW, True or False doesn’t really work on subjective opinion threads but that, of course, is just my opinion.

 

[DéjàNu]

BTW, True or False doesn’t really work on subjective opinion threads but that, of course, is just my opinion.

As much it was mine.

Now about that picture.....

 

[Metrodance]

As much it was mine.

Now about that picture.....

Picture?

 

[Oscuridad]

She wants your AV.

...

Or something like that.

 

[DéjàNu]

Picture?

yeah, you are a newbie afterall.

 

[DéjàNu]

She wants your AV.

...

Or something like that.

Thanks for helping the french poor girl

 

[Metrodance]

yeah, you are a newbie afterall.

Not technically.

If you added the posts of my previous identity and now, they would be over 1,000.

As for the av, I have to give that a great deal of thought.

 

[Oscuridad]

Thanks for helping the french poor girl

I feel I have stepped into that jeans commercial and said the immortal phrase: "she says, 'nice pants'".