The Metrodance Guidelines for New and Established Posters.

[RoryN]

Yeah. This is an original thread.

Point us to an original one.

 

[Cheyenne]

Guideline 9: Parody Threads
They’re are not funny.

Guideline 10: Never ending Threads
It’s not just the game (although they’re fun) it’s the conversation on and off the board.

You've been here for 2 days. How much conversation could you have had off the board?

Better yet, who are you really?

The only rule there is that matters: don't trust a newbie who posts over and over in a game thread to get their count up.

 

[hobbit.]

Except for the penis, I'm all woman.

get yer tits out then.

 

[sunstruck]

Guideline 10: Never ending Threads
It’s not just the game (although they’re fun) it’s the conversation on and off the board.

You can stop right there. We get it. You're a loser. Point taken.

 

[RoryN]

You've been here for 2 days. How much conversation could you have had off the board?

Better yet, who are you really?

The only rule there is that matters: don't trust a newbie who posts over and over in a game thread to get their count up.

Oh. So, before, you weren't kidding.

Truth hurts.

 

[Lorelei_11]

Guideline 6: Signatures
Wily posters turn off avatars and signatures. Saves time and allows you to focus on the content of the posts. Nobody is ever impressed by a signature. I know they say they are but they’re not really.

Guideline 7: Avatars
Don’t play too much importance to AV’s. It’s like a pair of shoes – some people have exquisite taste, others appalling but it’s not really a solid indicator to their intelligence or morality. Remember, people select avatars based on who they think they are or wish they were.

Guideline 8: Under the Influence
I can’t remember if it was Lasher of Purple Haze who said never post when you’re drunk! I add, Never post when you are under the influence of the drug of your choice or in love. You will regret it.

Your good, very good. Nice to see this stuff voiced here, took me some time to figure that out, lit is my first board.

I'm sure you already realize that there are exceptions to the rule. I spent many years figuring out who I'am and I don't really wish to be someone else, so my Av is really me, or it is part of my taste and personality.

 

[Freya]

get yer tits out then.

Oh no, I'd never show my tits on the internet.

 

[sunstruck]

Point us to an original one.

Doesn't exist. There are however, some that get recycled so often you think they are stickies. This would be one of them. Next he'll ask if women really like anal or if size actually matter.

 

[Cheyenne]

Oh. So, before, you weren't kidding.

Truth hurts.

Trust your gut, boy.

 

[Metrodance]

Better yet, who are you really?

The only rule there is that matters: don't trust a newbie who posts over and over in a game thread to get their count up.

I knew there was a guideline I missed! It is early days, though.

 

[RoryN]

Doesn't exist. There are however, some that get recycled so often you think they are stickies. This would be one of them.

True. However, it is at least a little entertaining to watch "oldbies" have hormone cocktails over this sort of thing.

Trust your gut, boy.

Don't call me boy, cunt.

 

[Freya]

I like newbies with spunk. Even if he is recycling old stuff, he's sassy, and I don't think he posted a smilie in that whole long post. Can't we keep him?

 

[Metrodance]

Next he'll ask if women really like anal or if size actually matter.

I know the answer to both questions, thank you.

 

[Cheyenne]

Don't call me boy, cunt.

That's better.

 

[sunstruck]

Can't we keep him?

You can have him. I adopted a whiny bitch last year. My quotas met.

 

[Freya]

You can have him. I adopted a whiny bitch last year. My quotas met.

Ok, but I reserve the right to toss him aside like yesterdays' trash if he *spanks* anyone.

 

[caligula]

Originally Posted by RoryN

However, it is at least a little entertaining to watch "oldbies" have hormone cocktails over this sort of thing.


"Olbies" and hormone cocktails, hilarious!

 

[Lorelei_11]

Note to Scotty Learn the difference between constructive critique and intentional disruptive flaming. "You suck cause you write gay stories and I don't like gay stories" is a statement of personal opinion, and a personal attack, NOT constructive critique.

I don't know about you, but if I was reading a story in the Gay Male section and it was about heterosexual sex, I'd be wondering why it was in the Gay Male catagory. I don't go to read heterosexual stories in the Gay male section so, why the fuck would you think you'd find ANY heterosexual stories there?

I can't stop laughing, thanks... its good for my health.

 

[Metrodance]

True. However, it is at least a little entertaining to watch "oldbies" have hormone cocktails over this sort of thing.

It's one of the small things in life that make it all worth while.

 

[Guest]

I like newbies with spunk. Even if he is recycling old stuff, he's sassy, and I don't think he posted a smilie in that whole long post. Can't we keep him?

You'll be responsible for the muzzle then. ok?

 

[saffron]

Guideline

guideline 5b: online relationships

there is no sex in the champagne room...

none.

 

[hobbit.]

Oh no, I'd never show my tits on the internet.

you could IM them (or a photo of 'em) to me, i in return could send you an Im of one of my pussies, I have 3 of them.

 

[BellaBloodAngel]

Well done, Metro! *snickers*

 

[Cheyenne]

It's one of the small things in life that make it all worth while.

Where? I must have missed them....

 

[Freya]

You'll be responsible for the muzzle then. ok?

I have the chains on my bedposts already.



I maybe shouldn't have said that, eh?