The Joys of Roommates (i.e. My Computer and Squirrel Sex)

[LadyFyre]

Well... I know you're all wondering - WHAT THE HELL???
and rightly so. I wondered the same thing.

It all starts about a week ago, when I discovered a humorous image that pertained to an inside joke I have with my roommate. So, being a college student who is really evil, I put it up as her background on her computer.
Lo and behold, later that night she comes home from Bible study to find pictures of dildos and things on her computer. she laughs, and I think it's over, but NO!

She takes my computer and somehow gets past a password I have up, and changes many, many things on my computer (screen saver, background, IE start address, etc) to SQUIRREL SEX related items. Squirrels fucking, squirrels made to look like they're doing other nasty things...etc.

anyhow, she not only did this, she also gave my AIM name to a friend of hers that I don't know. This friend proceeded to, at her request, IM me with lots of nasty things to do with squirrels.

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Here's my request/plea... I need revenge! suggestions of humorous (not destructive!) things to do to her computer would be greatly appreciated.

Lectures on why revenge is not sweet are futile. this is fun. *grin*

- LadyFyre

 

[riff]

I saw a pregnant squirrel the other day! She was eating something. Sitting on her haunches and had a puffy belly with big boobies! She was so cute. In all my life I have never seen such a pregnant squirrel.

 

[koalabear]

Well... I know you're all wondering - WHAT THE HELL???
and rightly so. I wondered the same thing.

It all starts about a week ago, when I discovered a humorous image that pertained to an inside joke I have with my roommate. So, being a college student who is really evil, I put it up as her background on her computer.
Lo and behold, later that night she comes home from Bible study to find pictures of dildos and things on her computer. she laughs, and I think it's over, but NO!

She takes my computer and somehow gets past a password I have up, and changes many, many things on my computer (screen saver, background, IE start address, etc) to SQUIRREL SEX related items. Squirrels fucking, squirrels made to look like they're doing other nasty things...etc.

anyhow, she not only did this, she also gave my AIM name to a friend of hers that I don't know. This friend proceeded to, at her request, IM me with lots of nasty things to do with squirrels.

***
Here's my request/plea... I need revenge! suggestions of humorous (not destructive!) things to do to her computer would be greatly appreciated.

Lectures on why revenge is not sweet are futile. this is fun. *grin*

- LadyFyre

Cum all over it, or at least get all the keys sticky!

 

[LadyFyre]

Re: Re: The Joys of Roommates (i.e. My Computer and Squirrel Sex)

Cum all over it, or at least get all the keys sticky!

hmmm... a bit too destructive, doncha think?
-LadyFyre