The Isolated Health Blurt Thread

[Lancecastor]

In this thread, you will speak of your ailments, but not your woes.

Pre-diagnostic fears are likewise, right out.

Actual physical ailments presently under treatment by your M.D. are the topic.

No descriptions of changes in your stool.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

In this thread, you will speak of your ailments, but not your woes.

Pre-diagnostic fears are likewise, right out.

Actual physical ailments presently under treatment by your M.D. are the topic.

No descriptions of changes in your stool.

Had to edit.

 

[Mr Noone]

I have I little cough and have been sniffing.

 

[Lancecastor]

Had to edit.

Wanted to keep Miles out without having to add a proviso to the M.D. Relationship.

 

[Super-Surprise]

Feeling somewhat bloated, do you think there may be an issue?


http://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/testicles.png

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/130819134056-tlc-enlarged-scrotum-horizontal-large-gallery.jpg

 

[Noor]

Walks like a duck, talks like a duck, reacts like a duck, but still not proven that it is a duck. Once it is proved, then what?

 

[Lancecastor]

I seem to have developed a skin tag way down low on my left nut.

Does anyone have the number for Warrior Queen's skin cancer team leader?

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[VaticanAssassin]

I have a sinus infection.

I get a cold/flu every other year or so.

Allergies give me a sinus infection 3 or 4 times a year.

I would rather have the flu.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

I seem to have developed a skin tag way down low on my left nut.

Does anyone have the number for Warrior Queen's skin cancer team leader?

finger nail cutters work well..... dirty ones preferred.

good luck.

 

[Lancecastor]

I was thinking of having it pierced.

 

[ryan8558]

I was thinking of having it pierced.

The testicle or the skin tag?

May I just say, "OW!"

 

[warrior queen]

The testicle or the skin tag?

May I just say, "OW!"

I did a ladder once on a guys scrotum.
9 rings in all.
He didn't even flinch.

The prince albert made him cry like a baby.

 

[Lancecastor]

I don't mind it so much except she's always staring up at me.

Genital skin tags are fleshy growths that protrude from the groin, anus or vagina. They have several different shapes and colors, including wrinkled or smooth textures, and dark or light hues. They can even attach to the skin differently, from flat orientations to stalked types that dangle. You may have one or a group of skin tags in one concentrated area as well. Genital skin tags, however, are benign and harmless to your health. Sexually transmitted diseases are not associated with these growths either.

https://www.amoils.com/media/wysiwyg/originals/canstockphoto2158732.jpg

 

[Noor]

Some skin tags are viruses.

 

[Lancecastor]

Some skin tags are viruses.

"Are bag tags holding you back from enjoying life?

Ask your Doctor about Scrotalasta."

 

[RobDownSouth]

Taking the trash out to the curb this morning, something very sharp sliced through the trash bag and lacerated the hell out of the back of my thumb.

Didn't even realize I'd been cut until I saw the blood trail.

 

[Disgustipated]

This thread could have been epic if Lance wasn't just trolling for personal info.

 

[Noor]

It turns out I am a duck. Now I need to learn to bob better so I don't drown.
Also the right meds.
I hate that it wakes me up, what happened to the sick and sleep all day thing?

 

[Lancecastor]

I need to learn to bob better

I approve of this.


PS: Luk...don't be afraid.

 

[Noor]

Maybe I prefer Zebra to Duck...

 

[Riles]

Herniated disc from a ski accident last week.

I have had a number of injuries before thanks to my previous occupation working in agriculture; ACL tear, broken ribs, various other torn ligaments, etc but the back injuries really take the cake! Pisses me off more too since it was my own fault. I hate having no one to blame.

 

[thør]

Herniated disc from a ski accident last week.

I have had a number of injuries before thanks to my previous occupation working in agriculture; ACL tear, broken ribs, various other torn ligaments, etc but the back injuries really take the cake! Pisses me off more too since it was my own fault. I hate having no one to blame.

Take it easy! You know the drill. Just follow it!

 

[Riles]

Take it easy! You know the drill. Just follow it!

Hey you, happy new year.

I know it and I'm trying.

 

[thør]

Hey you, happy new year.

I know it and I'm trying.

Happy new year!