The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXIII: Between a Lime and a Hard Place

[raindancer]

That's what she said.

 

[Saint Peter]

My arms would be asleep halfway to the bar.

 

[FataMorgana]

You do like them big, dontcha?

He has a sidecar for his draught excluder.

 

[jaF0]

Bikers are sushi looking for a place to be served.

 

[Wings]

I’m done people’ing for the day.

 

[Saint Peter]

I want a salad and a steak.

 

[spacekowboy]

Erm...

Get over here then, woman. I wont have to finance you at 6.9%

You do like them big, dontcha?

I've only been telling you this for like 15 years.

 

[spacekowboy]

He has a sidecar for his draught excluder.

I can neither confirm nor deny this statement.

 

[jaF0]

I’m done people’ing for the day.

I was done like ... 9 years ago.

 

[Saint Peter]

Check your cuntfax!

 

[Wings]

...good for you?

 

[MonaLittle]

Just look at that caboose, would ya?

It’s all the squats I Do. They’re good for firming my caboose.

 

[MonaLittle]

Charlie Daniels was 83?? Woah


Also, Kevin Spacey is the creepiest. Ewwwww

 

[jaF0]

There are some actors that play a role that turns me off to them entirely, in every other role, no matter how well they play it and to their personal lives.

For Spacey, that role was Mel Proffitt on the ABC TV series 'Wiseguy'

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wiseguy

Completely creeped me out.

But for some reason, the role of his sister, Susan, played by Joan Severance didn't really bother me, even though it was almost as bad. Maybe because I'd seen her in other roles first.

 

[spacekowboy]

It’s all the squats I Do. They’re good for firming my caboose.

Picsoritdidnthappen.

 

[MonaLittle]

I never liked him. His roles were always creepy ones. Then we all learned that for him it was art imitating life.

He likes little boys. After today’s newly revealed photos, maybe he like little girls, too? He’s a creep who deserves to have his balls cut off. Then they can lock him up so he can get what’s coming to him.

 

[MonaLittle]

Picsoritdidnthappen.

Hey! I saw my brothers over the weekend. First time in a long time. They both had sampler boxes of Cubans. They were beauties and I tried one. *cough cough* They were Gifts from their wives. They were supposed to be for Fathers Day but got held up at OHare.

 

[spacekowboy]

Psst. You are not supposed to inhale.
I've never had a Cuban. One day, maybe. Everything I hear is that they are overrated.

Olivia's are where it's at these days. At least until I can find someone that actually has Romeo Y Julieta Reserve Maduros. I cant seem to get them anywhere.

 

[spacekowboy]

Equal time for headlights.

https://66.media.tumblr.com/59166bcd2b2ae79385dc8167733af4b8/tumblr_p420mkm1YE1u3z2vwo4_1280.jpg

 

[Wings]

I hate trying to hire people virtually.

 

[spacekowboy]

Speaking of headlights...

 

[jaF0]

NASA Image of the Day


https://i0.wp.com/www.courthousenews.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/NGC6441.jpg?resize=1536%2C1152&ssl=1

The stars of the globular cluster NGC 6441 sparkle peacefully in the night sky, about 13,000 light-years from the Milky Way’s galactic center.

 

[Em_1]

Threads are still there as of this moment and I don't see any indication of a fascination with a canned meat product.

How do you figure?

Meh. I think I checked the wrong personals. My bad.
Yup. I checked bdsm by mistake. Who knew there were so many personal categories on Lit? Guess I should get out more.

 

[girlsmiley]

Very soon, I'm going to have more money than I know what to do with.

I know one thing. It never goes to waste and I always end up earning more.

 

[jaF0]

Meh. I think I checked the wrong personals. My bad.

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1527099