The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXIII: Between a Lime and a Hard Place

[neci]

Tell you who else, that fucking shitehawk Conager. Tried to explain carpeting to me the other week. Let's nail gripper rods to his cock and roll him up in some sisal then fling him in the fucking river.

Cuntbiscuit.

mansplainers have a special spot reserved in hell. keep the cock for my jar. i'm going to line my walls with them.

 

[butters]

i'll take fata's whiskey tits over deadpool any day.

hope you're doing well, butters!

apart from feeling decidedly sticky and not in a good way, i'm pretty good, thanks. wanna dance in the rain so long as there's no lightning. i'd not trust the stuff not to find me

you good? actually good, not just whiskey-good

 

[neci]

oh reely? *lifts eyebrow*

you're either with us or against us.

...

the choice is yours.

 

[FataMorgana]

Tell you who else...every half witted fucknut who's posted a random cat in my Litsters As Cats thread.

CAN'T YOU READ FUCKHEADS?

 

[FataMorgana]

you're either with us or against us.

...

the choice is yours.

Preach it.

Pick your weapon butters...

 

[butters]

you're either with us or against us.

...

the choice is yours.

oh, not averse to some physical shit, just wasn't about to be on the end of it from you two it'd not be a fair fight *polishes nails on bewb*

 

[FataMorgana]

mansplainers have a special spot reserved in hell. keep the cock for my jar. i'm going to line my walls with them.

Fuck yes. Be the most disturbing collection of mini gherkins EVER.

 

[neci]

apart from feeling decidedly sticky and not in a good way, i'm pretty good, thanks. wanna dance in the rain so long as there's no lightning. i'd not trust the stuff not to find me

you good? actually good, not just whiskey-good

this is my first whiskey in a while. just a few sips in.

i'm hanging in there. the last week has been hard, but that's life. everyone is in good health, i've got work to busy me and nothing huge going on. just this unrest in my soul, but that's nothing new. working on expressing it in positive ways, as opposed to beating all the fuckers around me.

 

[neci]

Fuck yes. Be the most disturbing collection of mini gherkins EVER.

deranged little worms

 

[butters]

Preach it.

Pick your weapon butters...

the art of making deplorables go ping and explode

 

[FataMorgana]

9 to go, WHO'S FUCKING NEXT?

 

[neci]

oh, not averse to some physical shit, just wasn't about to be on the end of it from you two it'd not be a fair fight *polishes nails on bewb*

us? we're a pair of fucking angels.

 

[butters]

Fuck yes. Be the most disturbing collection of mini gherkins EVER.

grr... i love mni gherkins and now you're spoiling things

this is my first whiskey in a while. just a few sips in.

i'm hanging in there. the last week has been hard, but that's life. everyone is in good health, i've got work to busy me and nothing huge going on. just this unrest in my soul, but that's nothing new. working on expressing it in positive ways, as opposed to beating all the fuckers around me.

your poetic soul, neci...

come on, one of you get this damned thread, will ya?

 

[butters]

s? we're a pair of fucking angels.

angels with dirty faces

 

[FataMorgana]

Sodomy for the win!

 

[FataMorgana]

For Geese Everywhere.