The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXIII: Between a Lime and a Hard Place

[HarryHill]

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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXIII: Between a Lime and a Hard Place.

 

[Wings]

The kitten slept in bed the whole night for the first time. This makes me happy.

 

[jaF0]

Fartasm

 

[pointless]

nipples.

 

[Saint Peter]

That will work.

Time to battle!

 

[jaF0]

Oh Crap!!

which is nice on the nipples.

..
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Really?

 

[pointless]

i know didn't win, but i think nice on the nipples really should've been the winner.

 

[HarryHill]

Lmao!

 

[pointless]

seriously, i don't like this purple. too crayola. oh well, i should've waited, but i just did not want to go all over town looking for plain t-shirts.

also, whoever the fuck still buys pocket t-shirts can fuck right off.

 

[Sean]

It's four in the afternoon at the start of July, it's dark outside and I've just put the bloody heating on.

 

[adrina]

The muffins are out of the oven.

 

[thør]

It's already 64°F outside. Gonna be a hot one, today.

 

[jaF0]

Add 24 degrees to that.

Going for the mid 90s.

 

[jaF0]

The muffins are out of the oven.

The mockingbird warbles.

 

[FataMorgana]

The mockingbird warbles.

The red fox trots quietly at midnight.

 

[Saint_Ann]

The red fox trots quietly at midnight.

You're funny when you're not being a shit.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

The muffins are out of the oven.

Forgive me for being cheeky, but I initially thought this was a euphemism for it being hot and you taking off your bra to air out the girls.

 

[jaF0]

The red fox trots quietly at midnight.

The clock tolls at dawn.

 

[Saint Peter]

The kitten slept in bed the whole night for the first time. This makes me happy.

Your bed or her bed. Or is your bed her bed?

 

[Saint Peter]

Lucky fucking cat.

I would have the motor on, belly showing, and even toss in some hooky paw to get some of that action.

 

[HarryHill]

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Hooky paw?

 

[butters]

nice one, 'arry xxx


*stares at array of pattypans and thinking i'll stuff the bigger ones... mixture of pork or beef, bacon, onion, brown rice, some peppers, roast them then stick 'em in the freezer for later in the year*

 

[butters]

https://twitter.com/pilau/status/1279101345434345477

 

[butters]

Man: "Are you ladies from Queensland?"

Them: "Wales"

M: "Sorry, I don't know the lingo; "Are you Wales from Queensland?"

Man woke up in the ICU a week later.

 

[Sean]

https://twitter.com/pilau/status/1279101345434345477

My local when I lived in CA had three English barmaids. They used to fine anyone a dollar if they asked if they were Australian.