The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXIII: Between a Lime and a Hard Place

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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXIII: Between a Lime and a Hard Place.
 
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The kitten slept in bed the whole night for the first time. This makes me happy.
 
i know didn't win, but i think nice on the nipples really should've been the winner.
 
seriously, i don't like this purple. too crayola. oh well, i should've waited, but i just did not want to go all over town looking for plain t-shirts.

also, whoever the fuck still buys pocket t-shirts can fuck right off.
 
It's four in the afternoon at the start of July, it's dark outside and I've just put the bloody heating on.
 
The muffins are out of the oven.

Forgive me for being cheeky, but I initially thought this was a euphemism for it being hot and you taking off your bra to air out the girls.

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;)
 
Lucky fucking cat.

I would have the motor on, belly showing, and even toss in some hooky paw to get some of that action.
 
nice one, 'arry xxx


*stares at array of pattypans and thinking i'll stuff the bigger ones... mixture of pork or beef, bacon, onion, brown rice, some peppers, roast them then stick 'em in the freezer for later in the year*
 
Man: "Are you ladies from Queensland?"

Them: "Wales"

M: "Sorry, I don't know the lingo; "Are you Wales from Queensland?"

Man woke up in the ICU a week later.
 
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