The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXIII: Between a Lime and a Hard Place

[jaF0]

Very soon, I'm going to have more money than I know what to do with.

I know one thing. It never goes to waste and I always end up earning more.

:: Passes tin cup ::

Hey, hey there Miss, got an extra few grand?

 

[Adre]

Very soon, I'm going to have more money than I know what to do with.

You’ll find things.

 

[Ziggins]

I have been looking for an old reddit story about a neighbor who sold the front of a large property with the driveway, assuming he could drive through the redditor's yard around the part he sold. No, he wasn't allowed to do that, so he spent his life savings on incompetent lawyers. He couldn't live in his house, so he sold it to the redditor. What I found so far is many hilarious, disgusting, and sad stories: the cunt cheese Doritos, the dog fingerer, the Jolly Rancher, etc.

I don't know which sub has the driveway story. Probably legaladvice or prorevenge.

 

[jaF0]

What's worse than a wet fart?


A wet belch. You know the ones that almost turn into .....

 

[pantalaimonlyra]

There's nothing like the sound of a summer thunderstorm, and the slosh of tires on the wet road intermittently breaking up the tinkle of raindrops against the roof.

I like the 2am versions best; rushing to sit on the porch and watch the sky light up.

 

[thør]

It’s all the squats I Do. They’re good for firming my caboose.

Good work!

 

[thør]

Very soon, I'm going to have more money than I know what to do with.

I know one thing. It never goes to waste and I always end up earning more.

There's always something.....

 

[Conager]

. . and the fresh smell of rain from the ozone produced by that crackling lightening.

Out in the desert you get the unique smell of wet creosote bushes.

 

[girlsmiley]

You’ll find things.

More problems.

 

[HarryHill]

..
I haven't seen Edward Sissorhands in years, still funnish

 

[MonaLittle]

Psst. You are not supposed to inhale.
I've never had a Cuban. One day, maybe. Everything I hear is that they are overrated.

Olivia's are where it's at these days. At least until I can find someone that actually has Romeo Y Julieta Reserve Maduros. I cant seem to get them anywhere.

I may or may not know someone. Romeo Y Julieta Reserve Maduros? On it!

 

[pointless]

i miss good tim burton. it's too bad his soul got devoured by his ego.

 

[MonaLittle]

Good work!

I hope you had a great holiday weekend, Thor

 

[Fermina_Daza]

I had a Cuban once. He was alright.

 

[MonaLittle]

I had a Cuban once. He was alright.

Hahaha

 

[pointless]

fuck off with the fireworks, you fucking cunt.

 

[bestone4ever]

i miss good tim burton. it's too bad his soul got devoured by his ego.

What was his last great movie? Honest question. And I love his movies.

 

[pointless]

ed wood.

 

[dolf]

I'm a genius! Well, we already know this, but I had a really awesome idea and it worked a treat. House plants were under attack from aphids, so i stood the pot next to an ants nest. Apparently aphids are real tasty! No nasty chemicals required.

 

[dolf]

Probably wouldn't work with leafcutters...

 

[pointless]

no ladybugs?

 

[girlsmiley]

I think I'm having a mid 30s crisis. Is that even a thing?

Who am I? What do I want? I'd love to take a break and just paint and pot plants and bake. Can I do that?

Why does the thought of not working freak me out so much?

 

[Conager]

I had heard that scorpions cannot coexist with ants. I think the theory is ants eat the eggs. I had both invade a place up in the mountains so it apparently not effective.

 

[dolf]

no ladybugs?

They're nowhere near as fast and efficient. Also, they smell funny.

I had heard that scorpions cannot coexist with ants. I think the theory is ants eat the eggs. I had both invade a place up in the mountains so it apparently not effective.

We don't have scorpions in britland, so i can't experiment with that one.

 

[silver gurl]

Trying to sit outside this evening for some peace but the amount of bugs are freakish. 2020 can suck it.