The Goodbye thread

A Desert Rose

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Rather than going to the trouble of starting your own, I thought I'd make it easy for everyone and do this. Let's don't clutter up the place with a lot of lengthy, sappy, mean spirited goodbye threads. Now we can keep it all in one place.

This thread is quarenteed to go at least 2 pages and have 33 views before it's over. You and your vitriole will get PLENTY of exposture. That's a promise. It's the place for all those well wishes and miss ya's that you never heard in your daily life from people who you never knew. And the flip side: all those folks who wanted to tell you they hated you all along but never had the balls to do so because they knew you'd be back tomorrow and you never knew them, either.

Post your goodbye's here!

I'll start. Here's mine:
Seeya at recess behind the slide. bye bye...

Please note: I think I need to explain that I mean this as funny, not mean or catty, because some people just dont get my sense of humor.
 
Wait is this the "Good bye for now", or the "Goodbye FOREVER!!!" thread?

Cuz I was just thinking of logging off for the day...didn't know if I should check in or not.

:rolleyes:
 
They don't annoy me! I :heart: marsupials!

And I heart you for hearting them and for hearting me.

But don't you just love to annoy the fuck out of people just for grins sometimes? God I feel so onery (how do you spell that stupid word?) today!!!
 
Wait is this the "Good bye for now", or the "Goodbye FOREVER!!!" thread?

Cuz I was just thinking of logging off for the day...didn't know if I should check in or not.

:rolleyes:

That would be supah kewl if we all wanted to be really codependent.
















































































I'm IN.
 
This is how onery I feel... My dog is a schnauzer. He's not real big. And he's sooo gentle and affectionate and almost never yaps as those breeds are known to do. He's just a doll baby.

But open an umbrella around him and he just falls apart. It terrifies him.

It's kinda funny. Well okay actually, it's hilarious.

I'm not going to do it though... I'm not that mean. But I sure do feel onery.
 
I'm leaving Lit FOREVER because Netzach doesn't pay attention to me and I have a huge crush on her and You People are all Mean and Stuff and I'm all Wounded by that One Thing that that One Person said that One Time even though it didn't have anything to do with me. So there.


Back in ten minutes with another dramatic exit because I will have forgotten my purse.

this is a darn fine idea, by the way.

bijou
 
I might occasionally feel ornery... But I have to be careful, otherwise I end up doing the NannyNannyBooBoo dance nekkid under a full moon,
 
Marsupials are awesome.

OMG I don't know why but I really feel the need to tell this story right now.

Okay so I'm doing the dishes, I look out the window and I can see the nasty rotweiler who barks at me whenever I'm standing in my driveway. He's chained up and quite frankly I don't blame him for being cranky because his owners always have him chained up in their drive - rain, snow, whatever. He's a pain, but there isn't any actual animosity from me to him. Anyway...

So I see the dog just sitting there, and then I realize that he has a bevy of five of the neighborhood cats sitting around him. He's bathing them, and then two pairs of cats break off to have kitty sex in the driveway. The dog actually started to seem standoffish about the kitty sex and rather embarassedly he walked away. It was pretty weird.

intothewoods said:
That would be supah kewl if we all wanted to be really codependent.

Um well if you really want to go there I could send you a pm every morning when I wake up. *nod* LOL


Okay I'm done.

Now I'm leaving to go out to dinner.

BYE!!!!!
 
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You say goodbye and I say hello
Hello hello
I don't know why you say goodbye, I say hello
Hello hello
I don't know why you say goodbye, I say hello.


I say high, you say low.
You say why and I say I don't know, oh no.
You say goodbye and I say hello
(Hello Goodbye Hello Goodbye) hello hello
(Hello Goodbye) I don't know why you say goodbye, I say hello
(Hello Goodbye Hello Goodbye) hello hello
(Hello Goodbye) I don't know why you say goodbye
(Hello Goodbye) I say hello




I'm so confused :confused:



:cool:
 
And I heart you for hearting them and for hearting me.

But don't you just love to annoy the fuck out of people just for grins sometimes? God I feel so onery (how do you spell that stupid word?) today!!!

Only the ones that are really easy to annoy. It's hard not to press buttons if they're RIGHT THERE.
 
The absolute best goodbye response to a thread I ever saw (next to our own ShyGuy's) was by Yayati (and a bag of Reese's minatures to anyone who remembers him).

He said:

Okay.
See ya tomorrow.


That guy was sooo droll and so dry and so damned hilarious.
 
how apropos.

ive been considering ducking out for a few days or a week or so.

i need a chance to figure some stuff out.

i cant seem to stop checking my PM box.
 
Marsupials are awesome.

OMG I don't know why but I really feel the need to tell this story right now.

Okay so I'm doing the dishes, I look out the window and I can see the nasty rotweiler who barks at me whenever I'm standing in my driveway. He's chained up and quite frankly I don't blame him for being cranky because his owners always have him chained up in their drive - rain, snow, whatever. He's a pain, but there isn't any actual animosity from me to him. Anyway...

So I see the dog just sitting there, and then I realize that he has a bevy of five of the neighborhood cats sitting around him. He's bathing them, and then two pairs of cats break off to have kitty sex in the driveway. The dog actually started to seem standoffish about the kitty sex and rather embarassedly he walked away. It was pretty weird.



Um well if you really want to go there I could send you a pm every morning when I wake up. *nod* LOL


Okay I'm done.

Now I'm leaving to go out to dinner.

BYE!!!!!

I don't either but I love your "flight of ideas". They mesh well with mine.
 
I'm leaving Lit FOREVER because Netzach doesn't pay attention to me and I have a huge crush on her and You People are all Mean and Stuff and I'm all Wounded by that One Thing that that One Person said that One Time even though it didn't have anything to do with me. So there.


Back in ten minutes with another dramatic exit because I will have forgotten my purse.

this is a darn fine idea, by the way.

bijou

Oh my God... I have the same problem.




I leave my purse everywhere I go, too!!!
 
Gosh, why wasn't this here a couple weeks ago when I went away for awhile? Now I'm back and probably shouldn't even be in this thread. :rolleyes:
 
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