The Celebrities You Slept With In Person

[parodyluvr75]

I've slept with celebrities which you guys might don't know, including a scientists, a singer, an economist, a VP of Microsoft, some female gamers, etc.

So, let us know which celebrities you ever slept with in person. Cyber doesn't count.

 

[thirty]

I've slept with celebrities which you guys might don't know, including a scientists, a singer, an economist, a VP of Microsoft, some female gamers, etc.

So, let us know which celebrities you ever slept with in person. Cyber doesn't count.

I guess the VP of Microsoft is too old to be slept...

 

[Tryharder62]

I've slept with celebrities which you guys might don't know, including a scientists, a singer, an economist, a VP of Microsoft, some female gamers, etc.

So, let us know which celebrities you ever slept with in person. Cyber doesn't count.

Does a life size blow up doll count? I also have gone to sleep thinking of a couple.

 

[_Roobarb]

I've slept with celebrities which you guys might don't know, including a scientists, a singer, an economist, a VP of Microsoft, some female gamers, etc.

I'll see your scientist, singer, economist and VP of Microsoft and raise you twin sisters and a local news reporter.*

 

[Desiremakesmeweak]

Martina Navratilova's girlfriend.

 

[Desiremakesmeweak]

But which one, I'm not saying.

 

[Desiremakesmeweak]

One of Madonna's ex's is my cousin. Does that sort of count as well?

 

[parodyluvr75]

I guess the VP of Microsoft is too old to be slept...

How can you be too old for sex?

Does a life size blow up doll count? I also have gone to sleep thinking of a couple.

Yes, they count.

I'll see your scientist, singer, economist and VP of Microsoft and raise you twin sisters and a local news reporter.

Newspaper reporters are slutty, who hasn't. Twins? That's just odd.

Martina Navratilova's girlfriend.

By osmosis?

But which one, I'm not saying.

*nods*

One of Madonna's ex's is my cousin. Does that sort of count as well?

Was her cousin famous?

 

[Liar]

The girl I went steady with (as you do) in second grade grew up to become a fitness model. I'd say my timing was a bit off there.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Poor Liar.

 

[incognito]

I got drunk and flirted with some hockey players once. That's about as close as I got.

 

[HoHoBomb]

........

 

[yossi]

I got to hug Bernie Parent. But he didn't stick his dick in me or anything. He did look like he needed a nap, though.

 

[incognito]

I got to hug Bernie Parent. But he didn't stick his dick in me or anything. He did look like he needed a nap, though.

I've hugged Bernie too! He's a horny old man, but I was so starstruck I barely noticed.

 

[Sasha_Lyazzat]

I've slept with celebrities which you guys might don't know, including a scientists, a singer, an economist, a VP of Microsoft, some female gamers, etc.

So, let us know which celebrities you ever slept with in person. Cyber doesn't count.

Snooki do not count. Everybodies had that.

 

[dolf]

I once shared a bed with a minor politician. we were at a conference and there was a room mix up, so I let him share my room. he was a total gent and stayed completely to his side of the bed. we, literally, slept together. zzzzzzzzzzzzz. does that count?

other than that, I've politely avoided celebs. I say enough to be polite, then distance myself. I don't like attracting attention to myself.

 

[beetlebum]

nothing of the sort in my case, although my two favorite famous people occurrences:

drinking a beer next to gael garcia bernal
karen o drying her forehead sweat with my tie

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

I had a menage et trois with Golda Meir and Margaret Thatcher.

 

[yossi]

I've hugged Bernie too! He's a horny old man, but I was so starstruck I barely noticed.

I worked at a diner last summer he eats, or ate, at. I was so excited! Oh god, he totally is. And he's a cable thief. *nods sagely*

 

[incognito]

I worked at a diner last summer he eats, or ate, at. I was so excited! Oh god, he totally is. And he's a cable thief. *nods sagely*

A cable thief, eh? The stinker.

 

[Farrah]

nothing of the sort in my case, although my two favorite famous people occurrences:

drinking a beer next to gael garcia bernal
karen o drying her forehead sweat with my tie

oh, I loves her!

 

[_Roobarb]

I once shared a bed with a minor politician. we were at a conference and there was a room mix up, so I let him share my room. he was a total gent and stayed completely to his side of the bed. we, literally, slept together. zzzzzzzzzzzzz. does that count?

You do know all politicians are gay?

 

[parodyluvr75]

I had a menage et trois with Golda Meir and Margaret Thatcher.

Kinky.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

I had a menage et trois with Golda Meir and Margaret Thatcher.

"Trois" is French for three. I'm guessing you didn't know this. Or perhaps more accurately that's just my wishful projection on your behalf.

Because somewhere between you, Golda and Maggie, the arithmetic is (hopefully) a little off.

 

[Wrong Element]

I've slept with celebrities which you guys might don't know, including a scientists, a singer, an economist, a VP of Microsoft, some female gamers, etc.

So, let us know which celebrities you ever slept with in person. Cyber doesn't count.

Wouldn't another term for such folks be "people who aren't actually celebrities?"