The Cafe vending machine. . .

[Rox_shybutcurious]

And get back a bowl full of thick, home made chicken noodle soup

I put in a box full of old family photos

 

[Chris_Xavier]

I put in a box full of old family photos

and get a lifetime of memories in a binder.

I put in a ball of wax....

 

[Rox_shybutcurious]

And get back several candles just perfect to be melted on a willing sub.


I put in a wooden sawhorse

 

[HB1965]

And get back several candles just perfect to be melted on a willing sub.


I put in a wooden sawhorse

And get back a stallion


I put in a case of Jack Daniels

 

[NALA CAYENNE]

And get back a stallion


I put in a case of Jack Daniels

and get a lap dance

I put in a box of soap

 

[HB1965]

and get a lap dance

I put in a box of soap

Can I choose who gives me the lap dance?

YOu get back a brand new DVD player

I put in a cup of coffee

 

[FurryFury]

Can I choose who gives me the lap dance?

YOu get back a brand new DVD player

I put in a cup of coffee

And get a Latin Lover.

I put in a tennis racket.

 

[RJMasters]

I put in a tennis racket.

Where do you put it in?

Oh right, right...the vending machine...

and you get back a box of cracker jacks

I put in a vending machine...into the vending machine

 

[HB1965]

Where do you put it in?

Oh right, right...the vending machine...

and you get back a box of cracker jacks

I put in a vending machine...into the vending machine

and you get back a slot machine


I put in my panties

 

[FurryFury]

and you get back a slot machine


I put in my panties

And get a cock gag!

I put in my chocolate bar.

 

[midwestyankee]

And get a cock gag!

I put in my chocolate bar.

And got back a deep dish pepperoni pizza.


I put in an airline ticket to Chicago.

 

[FurryFury]

And got back a deep dish pepperoni pizza.


I put in an airline ticket to Chicago.

*picks out the pepperonis and chows down*

Woo hoo!

And get a ticket to where I live, the Deep South.

*chuckles*

I put in my EMS unit.

 

[HB1965]

*picks out the pepperonis and chows down*

Woo hoo!

And get a ticket to where I live, the Deep South.

*chuckles*

I put in my EMS unit.

And get back several thousand dollars


I put in my bra

 

[FurryFury]

And get back several thousand dollars


I put in my bra

And get back a violet wand!

I put in my bottle of water.

 

[HB1965]

And get back a violet wand!

I put in my bottle of water.

And get back the case of JD I put in there early


I put in a watermelon

 

[Rox_shybutcurious]

And get back a fruit salad

I put it a tube of lipstick

 

[FurryFury]

And get out some barbecue!

I put in some sinus meds.

 

[HB1965]

And get out some barbecue!

I put in some sinus meds.

And got out some kleenex

I put in my cellphone

 

[FurryFury]

And got out some kleenex

I put in my cellphone

Got out a PDA.

Put in my coupons.

 

[HB1965]

Got out a PDA.

Put in my coupons.

And go back their cash value


I put in my dinner

 

[BiBunny]

And go back their cash value


I put in my dinner

You get a sack full of hundred-dollar bills.

I put in my insane landlady (and pray I'll get back something good).

 

[HB1965]

You get a sack full of hundred-dollar bills.

I put in my insane landlady (and pray I'll get back something good).

A hunky male model who false at your feet and says, "I want to fuck you"


I put in my rat hole apartment

 

[Rox_shybutcurious]

And get back a lavish mansion

I put it a rotary phone

 

[Chris_Xavier]

I put it a rotary phone

And get back a cell phone.. unlimited minutes, unlimited text & video, and best of all - no dropped calls.

 

[Rox_shybutcurious]

And get back a cell phone.. unlimited minutes, unlimited text & video, and best of all - no dropped calls.

Wow, very cool! Thank you....