The surprisingly progressive/kinky holler

[Brandnewbuddy]

Short version: person or couple moves out to the sticks where they think they’ll find a bunch of cousin fucking bigots only to find the town’s a lot more loving than they expected

Longer: MC/couple wants time get their first home and find out the only place they can afford and is still in a comfortable driving distance is in the backwoods. Now they see themselves as a progressive sort and word of mouth is that the town is biggoted, inbred and proud of it…but rent will be going up so this might be the last great chance they get to get a house.

They close on it and MC/The couple/just one of the couple finds out that while their neighbors might not be flying pride flags they actually are a very welcoming, diverse community…and also very kinky, they just code it.

For example: one of them has thinks MC or their wife is bi and tells them that the “aunts” are having a “meeting” (women only orgy).

Another thing: “cousin fucking?…I mean we once did a cousin swap but that was just to be cheeky. Maybe Brad did. Hey Brad? Did you fuck your cousin? …Imajean is your cousin? Okay Brad did but he didn’t know it at the time. Becky once fingered her stepsister-YES YOU DID BECKY ANN! YES YOU DID! I HAD A FRONT ROW SEAT…oh you wanna be like that huh. ‘Scuse me, I need to throw down.”

 

[PennyThompson]

"Now, BeckyAnne usedta be Todd, but she growed up and let us know she was a girl. Well shitfire, I didn't know how any of that works, I jes wanted her to be happy, so BeckyAnne she was. One of the old boys at the gas station was... Chet, what'dya call it when some asshole don't respect your name?"

"Deadnamin'," Chet said, sipping his hooch contemplatively.

"That's right. Deadnamin' BeckyAnne. But her cousins got together and beat the tar outa that guy, made him apologize, and we ain't had no problem since."

 

[sirhugs]

might just be my lack of sleep and depression talking... but as cute as these snippets are, I don't see where they go into fullfledged stories.

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

Well for the story itself:

If it’s just MC: it’s a story about how they become a part of the holler and get over their prejudices

If it’s a couple it could be the same story OR the couple is at different levels of accepting, this .

For example: when hubby gets a text from wife asking if that open relationship agreement they had was still in effect and then she sends a pick of Becky Ann, he’s pumped, even more afterwords when wife says Becky is all about threesomes. Then he finds out Becky Ann is Trans and for all the deriding he did of the town turns out he’s not as progressive as he claims as he isn’t as cool with his wife getting plowed by any dick but his even if said cock is attached to a gorgeous woman who he is getting hard over but won’t admit it,

Or the MC/couple could be the viewpoint characters for the first story and then it leads into a collection of stories from around the town.

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

"Now, BeckyAnne usedta be Todd, but she growed up and let us know she was a girl. Well shitfire, I didn't know how any of that works, I jes wanted her to be happy, so BeckyAnne she was. One of the old boys at the gas station was... Chet, what'dya call it when some asshole don't respect your name?"

"Deadnamin'," Chet said, sipping his hooch contemplatively.

"That's right. Deadnamin' BeckyAnne. But her cousins got together and beat the tar outa that guy, made him apologize, and we ain't had no problem since."

“Now that there is the Milton’s dairy.”
“I only see a couple cows”
“Oh he’s got a pasture for the grass fed ones…that dairy is for the vetting. Rough deliveries, giving medicene…also great place to score some HRT…oh don’t look at me like that. Hormones is Hormones and you don’t got to wait years…I spent too many years without these girls.”

 

[PennyThompson]

“Now that there is the Milton’s dairy.”
“I only see a couple cows”
“Oh he’s got a pasture for the grass fed ones…that dairy is for the vetting. Rough deliveries, giving medicene…also great place to score some HRT…oh don’t look at me like that. Hormones is Hormones and you don’t got to wait years…I spent too many years without these girls.”

BOOTLEG HILLBILLY HRT!!

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

“Milton, you wouldn’t be distributing hormones meant for your cows to your community, would you?”

“No sir.”

“So it’s a complete coincidence that a veritable bevy of folks around town, folks who I might add are noticeably more effeminate and…endowed than the prior year, are talking about how they got “Milton’s Milkers” and had discarded bottles of estrogen and other such chemicals in their trash cans?”

“Tis a strange and wondrous thing what some folks might want as a souvenir from a tour at my farm.”

“Off the record Milton…if hypothetically, a inspector and his wife were interested in a certain hypothetical act such as…oh, let’s say lactation but they didn’t want to go through a doctor for a prescription, there wouldn’t be a cocktail she could inject.”

“I wouldn’t know sir. I definitely wouldn’t put such a cocktail out on this table and wish that inspector and his wife a fun time and remind them to give it a few weeks.”

“And I most certainly wouldn’t thank you in that case and tell my boss nothing strange is going on in this here holler.”

 

[Rob_Royale]

This one I'd have to do in the fantasy category as this little town is sort of a place outside normal space and time. Like the town of Spectre in the movie Big Fish.
A man is out on the woods and gets himself good and lost, because you have to be lost to find the place.

The town looks like it's right of ouf a 1950's movie and the people there are dressed for the time period. The first family he meets, invite him in for supper and before he leaves he's fucked the wife twice. The husband hardly seems to notice.

The next day he's explored the town talked to a bunch of people who just love it there and witnessed at least a half dozen scenes of open public sex. The whole place is sex crazy!

Does he stay forever, or try to find his way home?

 

[sirhugs]

“Milton, you wouldn’t be distributing hormones meant for your cows to your community, would you?”

“No sir.”

“So it’s a complete coincidence that a veritable bevy of folks around town, folks who I might add are noticeably more effeminate and…endowed than the prior year, are talking about how they got “Milton’s Milkers” and had discarded bottles of estrogen and other such chemicals in their trash cans?”

“Tis a strange and wondrous thing what some folks might want as a souvenir from a tour at my farm.”

“Off the record Milton…if hypothetically, a inspector and his wife were interested in a certain hypothetical act such as…oh, let’s say lactation but they didn’t want to go through a doctor for a prescription, there wouldn’t be a cocktail she could inject.”

“I wouldn’t know sir. I definitely wouldn’t put such a cocktail out on this table and wish that inspector and his wife a fun time and remind them to give it a few weeks.”

“And I most certainly wouldn’t thank you in that case and tell my boss nothing strange is going on in this here holler.”

moderator warning: is this a story idea or a story outline. You have until 8 pm to do sometghing about this while I sharpen my axe.

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

Just thought it would be a fun scene to have. Though if you want to put that axe to use, I can’t help but notice the Hucow thread has been a full on RP without any intervention