The Cafe vending machine. . .

[HB1965]

and got back a melted mess.

I put in some leather restraints

And get back a flogger

I put in my paddle

 

[kiten69]

I put in my paddle

And get Betticus' treasured cocoa tree. . .(be gentle he says it's very sensitive)

I put in my siamese kitten. . .he is such a pain in the ass!

 

[HB1965]

And get Betticus' treasured cocoa tree. . .(be gentle he says it's very sensitive)

I put in my siamese kitten. . .he is such a pain in the ass!

And get back a golden retrever

I put in my toy kitty that a friend gave me as a joke.

 

[Chris_Xavier]

I put in my toy kitty that a friend gave me as a joke.

And get a book on the care for exotic pets.


I put in my used condom and get back..

 

[HB1965]

And get a book on the care for exotic pets.


I put in my used condom and get back..

A carton of them for all your conquests


I put in the remains of my lunch

 

[Rox_shybutcurious]

And get a bottle of water back to wash it down with


I put in a flashlight

 

[HB1965]

And get a bottle of water back to wash it down with


I put in a flashlight

And get back a searchlight

I put in my old copy of the bible

 

[Thane1234]

And get back a searchlight

I put in my old copy of the bible

and get back the Necronomicon.

I put a my brown leather belt.

 

[HB1965]

and get back the Necronomicon.

I put a my brown leather belt.

And get back a black leather jacket


I put in a pair of blue mittens

 

[Rox_shybutcurious]

And get back a knit cap

I put in a box of kleenex

 

[HB1965]

And get back a knit cap

I put in a box of kleenex

And get back a box of cold medicine


I put in my old stereo

 

[Chris_Xavier]

I put in my old stereo

(you mean hi-fi --- that's what they called 'em back in your day)

And get out an iPod


I put in an empty pop can....

 

[HB1965]

(you mean hi-fi --- that's what they called 'em back in your day)

Back in my day? How old do you think I am?

And get out an iPod


I put in an empty pop can....

And get back a can of whupass

I put in a brick of Budweiser

 

[Rox_shybutcurious]

And get back Miller Light

I put in a '95 Suzuki 650 Savage

 

[HB1965]

And get back Miller Light

I put in a '95 Suzuki 650 Savage

and get back a 2008 Ferrari

I put in my paperwork

 

[Rox_shybutcurious]

And get it back done and ready to be turned in


I put it my shopping list

 

[HB1965]

And get it back done and ready to be turned in


I put it my shopping list

And got back a bag og groceries.


I put in my lousy printer.

 

[Rox_shybutcurious]

And got back a brand spanking state of the art new one

I put in my watered down Pepsi

 

[kairotic]

And got back a glass of chianti.

I put in my collected works of Shakespeare...

 

[HB1965]

And got back a brand spanking state of the art new one

I put in my watered down Pepsi

And get back a Bud

I put in a bottle of water

 

[kairotic]

And got back a bottle of wine.

I put in a cup of bourbon

 

[HB1965]

And got back a bottle of wine.

I put in a cup of bourbon

And get back the bottle of water


I put in a lemon

 

[Rox_shybutcurious]

And get back lemonade

I put in my dirty dishes

 

[HB1965]

And get back lemonade

I put in my dirty dishes

And get them back clean

I put in my dirty laundry

 

[Rox_shybutcurious]

And get them back clean and folded

I put in my old plow truck