The Cafe vending machine. . .

kiten69 said:
And you get back a lifelong publishing contract.

Now that would be FANTASTIC! You'll have to ready my stories before you say that though, LOL

I put in my ex! :mad

You get back a Gerard Butler still pumped from his starring role in 300

I put in an old pair of skates
 
trisquel_astur said:
And you get back a teapot full of green tea.

I put in 36 feet of red rope...


And get back the wenchie who put herself in the machine


I put in my old webcam
 
HornyBabe1965 said:
And get back the wenchie who put herself in the machine


I put in my old webcam

And you get back a set of old porno films.

I put in a pair of old sport shoes...
 
trisquel_astur said:
And you get back a set of old porno films.

I put in a pair of old sport shoes...


And got back a brand new thousand dollar pair of Jimmy Choo shoes


I put in my razor
 
trisquel_astur said:
and you received a hot wax depilation session.

I put in a horsetail flogger...

And I reach in desparately trying to grab it :D


Actually you get back tickets to the Super Bowl

I put in my favorite tee shirt
 
NALA CAYENNE said:
and got back a wonderful hair piece.

I put in a pair of fishnets and stilettos

you get back a pair of dirty athletic socks and Shaq's used Nikes


I put in a bottle of Scotch
 
HornyBabe1965 said:
you get back a pair of dirty athletic socks and Shaq's used Nikes


I put in a bottle of Scotch
You get back an IOU for ever-after gratitude.


I put in a mint-condition vinyl copy of Abbey Road.
 
midwestyankee said:
You get back an IOU for ever-after gratitude.


I put in a mint-condition vinyl copy of Abbey Road.

Now that's something else I would dive in after, LOL


You get back a used 8 track of 70's Disco hits


I put in a Colt 45
 
HornyBabe1965 said:
Now that's something else I would dive in after, LOL


You get back a used 8 track of 70's Disco hits


I put in a Colt 45

and got back a DVD collection of Law and Order.

I put in a coupon for a massage
 
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