The Cafe vending machine. . .

[HB1965]

And you get back a lifelong publishing contract.

Now that would be FANTASTIC! You'll have to ready my stories before you say that though, LOL

I put in my ex! :mad

You get back a Gerard Butler still pumped from his starring role in 300

I put in an old pair of skates

 

[the captians wench]

You get back a Gerard Butler still pumped from his starring role in 300

*purrr purrr purrr purr*

wenchie steals.

 

[kiten69]

I put in an old pair of skates

And you get back rollerblades.

I put in an empty coffee mug. . .

 

[trisquel_astur]

And you get back a teapot full of green tea.

I put in 36 feet of red rope...

 

[HB1965]

And you get back a teapot full of green tea.

I put in 36 feet of red rope...

And get back the wenchie who put herself in the machine


I put in my old webcam

 

[trisquel_astur]

And get back the wenchie who put herself in the machine


I put in my old webcam

And you get back a set of old porno films.

I put in a pair of old sport shoes...

 

[HB1965]

And you get back a set of old porno films.

I put in a pair of old sport shoes...

And got back a brand new thousand dollar pair of Jimmy Choo shoes


I put in my razor

 

[trisquel_astur]

and you received a hot wax depilation session.

I put in a horsetail flogger...

 

[HB1965]

and you received a hot wax depilation session.

I put in a horsetail flogger...

And I reach in desparately trying to grab it


Actually you get back tickets to the Super Bowl

I put in my favorite tee shirt

 

[trisquel_astur]

And I reach in desparately trying to grab it

Actually you get back tickets to the Super Bowl

I put in my favorite tee shirt

and you received a new fishnet!

I put in a broken TV...

 

[His_pita]

and get free movie passes



I put in my used textbook...

 

[HB1965]

and get free movie passes



I put in my used textbook...

And you get back that TV repaired!


I put in my old video games

 

[Chris_Xavier]

And you get back that TV repaired!


I put in my old video games

And get back the Robot from Lost in Space.

http://www.lostinspacerobot.com/images/Robot.gif

I put in the hair that use to be on my head...

 

[NALA CAYENNE]

And get back the Robot from Lost in Space.

http://www.lostinspacerobot.com/images/Robot.gif

I put in the hair that use to be on my head...

and got back a wonderful hair piece.

I put in a pair of fishnets and stilettos

 

[HB1965]

and got back a wonderful hair piece.

I put in a pair of fishnets and stilettos

you get back a pair of dirty athletic socks and Shaq's used Nikes


I put in a bottle of Scotch

 

[midwestyankee]

you get back a pair of dirty athletic socks and Shaq's used Nikes


I put in a bottle of Scotch

You get back an IOU for ever-after gratitude.


I put in a mint-condition vinyl copy of Abbey Road.

 

[HB1965]

You get back an IOU for ever-after gratitude.


I put in a mint-condition vinyl copy of Abbey Road.

Now that's something else I would dive in after, LOL


You get back a used 8 track of 70's Disco hits


I put in a Colt 45

 

[NALA CAYENNE]

Now that's something else I would dive in after, LOL


You get back a used 8 track of 70's Disco hits


I put in a Colt 45

and got back a DVD collection of Law and Order.

I put in a coupon for a massage

 

[Chris_Xavier]

I put in a coupon for a massage

And get back a flogger.


I put in an iPod..

 

[NALA CAYENNE]

And get back a flogger.


I put in an iPod..

and get back music from Chicago and the Bee Gees.

I put in a thong

 

[Chris_Xavier]

I put in a thong

And get a fur coat.


I put in a drop of water......

 

[Rox_shybutcurious]

And get back an ice sculpture

I put in a manual typewriter

 

[Chris_Xavier]

I put in a manual typewriter

And get back a printing press.


I put in a door knob..

 

[Rox_shybutcurious]

And get back a combination door lock

I put in a jar of fresh canned stewed tomatoes

 

[Chris_Xavier]

I put in a jar of fresh canned stewed tomatoes

And get a case of V8 juice.

I put in an old chicken bone...