The Cafe vending machine. . .

[HB1965]

I put in a new digital camera

 

[kiten69]

I put in a new digital camera

And get back a 110 camera. . .and a certificate for a lifetime supply of film

I put in all my kids busted, broken crayons!

 

[HB1965]

And get back a 110 camera. . .and a certificate for a lifetime supply of film

I put in all my kids busted, broken crayons!

And get back a brand new Crayola Art pack


I put in my shoes

 

[TheBlackDahlia]

And get back a pair of Prada heels (that I'll give to my step-sister, haha)

I put in my sunglasses

 

[HB1965]

And get back a pair of Prada heels (that I'll give to my step-sister, haha)

I put in my sunglasses

and got back a tinted glass window for your car

I put in a carrot

 

[DVS]

I put in an old computer that still has Windows 95

And out comes an old record player and some Les Paul and Mary Ford 78s..

I put in a balloon that has a hole in it and a used condom.

 

[Chris_Xavier]

I put in a balloon that has a hole in it and a used condom.

And out comes a his and hers latex sex machine.

I put in 40hrs a week...

 

[HB1965]

And out comes a his and hers latex sex machine.

I put in 40hrs a week...

And get back a lousy paycheck

I put in a carrot

 

[Chris_Xavier]

I put in a carrot

and get a mule that won't work.

I put in a Cthulhu doll and get....

 

[HB1965]

and get a mule that won't work.

I put in a Cthulhu doll and get....

and get back an HP Lovecraft Bio


I put in my neighbor's yappy dog

 

[Maximumtest]

and get back an HP Lovecraft Bio


I put in my neighbor's yappy dog

And get back a yummy tin of SPAM

I put in my St Patricks Day novelty hat.

 

[Chris_Xavier]

I put in my neighbor's yappy dog

Get ground up hamburger.. ready for the grill.

I put in a slightly used '49 Chevy...

 

[HB1965]

Get ground up hamburger.. ready for the grill.

I put in a slightly used '49 Chevy...

And get back a 2007 Mercedes Benz

I put in my old refridgerator

 

[DVS]

And get back a yummy tin of SPAM

I put in my St Patricks Day novelty hat.

And out comes a crown of solid gold.

I've got this mean looking, crabby ofl neighbor woman that's always spying on me. I shove her in...

 

[Chris_Xavier]

I put in my old refridgerator

and get a refrigerated semi-trailer (reefer).


I put in some two week old toe jam...

 

[HB1965]

and get a refrigerated semi-trailer (reefer).


I put in some two week old toe jam...

and get back a free visit to the podiatrist.


I put in my old Michael Jackson tape

 

[Rox_shybutcurious]

And get back a Village People CD

I put in a blank notebook

 

[Chris_Xavier]

I put in a blank notebook

And get back the current NYTimes bestseller...


I put in a blank CD...

(wb Rox! Where you been?)

 

[HB1965]

And get back the current NYTimes bestseller...


I put in a blank CD...

(wb Rox! Where you been?)

And get back a Weird AL CD
I put in my old roller skates

 

[Chris_Xavier]

I put in my old roller skates

And get back an Acme Rocket sled.. (used..former owner Wile E. Coyote)

I put in my old internet satellite antenna..

 

[HB1965]

And get back an Acme Rocket sled.. (used..former owner Wile E. Coyote)

I put in my old internet satellite antenna..

And get back free cable for 6 months


I put in my car

 

[Chris_Xavier]

I put in my car

And get back a barrel of lemons.

I put in my dog's $300 vet bill.. (Christ still can't get over that)

 

[HB1965]

And get back a barrel of lemons.

I put in my dog's $300 vet bill.. (Christ still can't get over that)

And get back a new dog


I put in day old cole slaw

 

[Rox_shybutcurious]

And get back a signed healt certificate

[size=-2](trade you on that vet bill. LOL)[/size]

I put in a Hot Pocket

 

[NALA CAYENNE]

And get back a signed healt certificate

[size=-2](trade you on that vet bill. LOL)[/size]

I put in a Hot Pocket

and got back a melted mess.

I put in some leather restraints