the best you ever had

[Guest]

Come on. Spill it.

best meal
hottest Sex
fabulous drink
midblowing orgasm
workout
laugh
phone call
fun

What's the best you ever had on these above?

Oh and add to my list above please.

 

[Guest]

so here's me

Best sex. After I broke up with my girlfriend. It was just fucking awesome.

And then there was this threesome with two girls and a very sexy someone watching................

And one time with a new girlfriend we had the most amazing romantic evening out. Dinner and the rest. We were out of town and went back to our hotel room and just did it all night long. Didn't leave the hotel room for a while.

And there was this one cyber fuck.............. no i'm not gonna say who with. That would be telling now wouldnt it??

 

[Guest]

best meal

seafood and the best wine, next to the beach in South Africa when we were there in April.

 

[Guest]

Best movie

DON"T LAUGH!!!

I love all the matrix movies

 

[Liar]

Only one no-brainer there. Got to ponder the other.

Best meal ever: Roquefort baked clams @ Thrir Frakkar, Reyjkjavijk

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

Best meal(s)

Just about anything I ate on a two week stay in Tuscany. I mean, simple things like the little lunch pannini were to die for; even grabbing some cheese, sausage and bread in a little grocery store for a picnic on park bench was orgasmic. And the real restaurants - died and gone heaven. The simplest dish had 18 different subtle flavors going on . . .

 

[Guest]

Best meal(s)

Just about anything I ate on a two week stay in Tuscany. I mean, simple things like the little lunch pannini were to die for; even grabbing some cheese, sausage and bread in a little grocery store for a picnic on park bench was orgasmic. And the real restaurants - died and gone heaven. The simplest dish had 18 different subtle flavors going on . . .

if u describe food that way i gotta know how you describe orgasms

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

if u describe food that way i gotta know how you describe orgasms

"The sensations kept growing, expanding throughout her entire being, like the flavors exploding in her mouth at that first bite of Fusi con Cinghiale at Enoteca Pinchiorri . . ."

 

[deathlynx]

best meal: Hard to say, I love to eat, especially when I'm not cooking! Lobster, ears of corn and biscuits...

hottest Sex: Wife and I tormenting each other for hours before she rolled to staddle my head...after a little while of her screaming and writhing she slides down and we make love...It's just not as good if your partner isn't pleading for you to finish so they gain relief from unending ecstasy

fabulous drink: Diet Coke...Seriously, I'm addicted...

midblowing orgasm: See above, or when said wife tied me to the bed, dragged me to the edge to pleasure me and didn't stop...One of only two times I've finished twice in a row...

workout: 5 mile run as punishment for something someone else did...Felt good that I was able to finish it (even if I did hate doing it)

phone call: Any all night chat session with someone you're interested in but haven't built up the courage to ask out...

fun: LARP, too many great memories to go into but it's great fun when the group is in synch (even, or perhaps especially, if some are in opposition)...

 

[Dusty933]

" best meal
hottest Sex
fabulous drink
midblowing orgasm
workout
laugh
phone call
fun"

Lot of good story material in this list.

Best meal - wow, could write a novela on that topic. It used to be Sunday lunch at my grandmothers - An Irish woman with a flare for the stove - food lust at its best. However, the very best meal I ever had was in 1967 in an evil place, I hadn't eaten in two days, I crawled into a village and a local put boiled rice into my gaping mouth. There was something meat like in the flavor, I imagine it was dog, snake, or water buffalo.

Hottest Sex - Was in D.C. with a representative of an organization, she got a room next to mine and popped open the door. I peaked in on her and she was waiting on the bed. We rocked the house till the next morning, went to a meeting, then back to the room and did it again until the next day. I only saw her briefly, no sexual encouter, after that.

Fabulous Drink - I'm diet Pepsi hooked.

Mindblowing Orgasm - Honestly, this is going to be in one of my submissions - I was raped (can't rape the willing) by a coed, on top of a desk, after a night class. The sudden approach and wild event sent me over the top in a fashion I have not experienced before or after.

Workout - light weights and a circuit.

Laugh - Yes, and often. I really don't like dirty or demeaning jokes, but watching the antics of some children makes me laugh until I have tears in my eyes.

Phone call - Had an associate (female) who would always call up and make the sexy innuendo calls - a good ten minutes before she got to the substance of the operation. We had planned to meet - but didn't.

Fun - I'm a writer - I write for fun. For relaxation, I sit in my pool and sip on a wine cooler or cold beer.

Whew - Like I said, lots of good story material in the list.

dusty

 

[Guest]

A fresh lobster dinner in Bali right on the beach with toes in the surf and licking butter off her fingers.

 

[Guest]

best meal (foodwise, anyway)

christmas, two years ago. lucky came to see me in CT. we pulled the lobster from the trap right off the dock...i made scallop fet. and served steamers. it was wonderful but i think it was more to do with lucky being there than the food itself.

 

[Aurora Black]

Best meal(s): Almost everything I've had since moving to Greece. Pasta dishes to die for, authentic Italian-style pizza (well, they are right next door) great seafood, uber-tasty meats, savory veggie dishes, sweet desserts and good wine. I also loved my mom's enchiladas.

Best kiss(es): Horny and passionate ones that my guy gives whenever he comes home on leave. Rowr.

Best fuck(s): See above.

Best orgasm: I had to think hard for this one. I think my first orgasm ever has to take the #1 spot, closely followed by my first G-spot one a few years later. The others, although frequent and powerful, just blend together for me.

 

[yui]

Best meal: Packaged ramen and mac and cheese. We were camping, way in the bush, starving enough so that one meal to the next ruled our thoughts. Ramen and mac and cheese served in a billy can. God, was so freaking good.

2nd Best Meal: Spicy Tuna Sushi.

 

[Munachi]

best meal - or maybe one of the best meals: just some bread and tuna fish after an excursion into the peruvian puna. we ran out of food after one day and had mainly lived of potatos after that. i started getting pain in my mouth from eating potatos (i guess some allergic reaction from eating too many)... when we returned to the village we had parked our car at, we went to the little store there, bought bread, tuna fish, and some drinks - and it tasted like the best food i ever had...

best sex - with the guy i am occasionally having sex with right now. unfortunately i would like more than just casual sex, while he doesn't... would be a lot easier though to get over it if i knew the sex with the next guy would be as amazing as with this one...

best drink, if not alcoholic, is root beer - maybe just because i can't buy it around here... if alcoholic, then it has to be the home distilled fruit liqueurs you can buy in romania and neighbouring countries.

best workout is climbing and bouldering. trains all kinds of muscles and is fun at the same time.

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

best meal - or maybe one of the best meals: just some bread and tuna fish after an excursion into the peruvian puna. we ran out of food after one day and had mainly lived of potatos after that. i started getting pain in my mouth from eating potatos (i guess some allergic reaction from eating too many)... when we returned to the village we had parked our car at, we went to the little store there, bought bread, tuna fish, and some drinks - and it tasted like the best food i ever had...

best sex - with the guy i am occasionally having sex with right now. unfortunately i would like more than just casual sex, while he doesn't... would be a lot easier though to get over it if i knew the sex with the next guy would be as amazing as with this one...

best drink, if not alcoholic, is root beer - maybe just because i can't buy it around here... if alcoholic, then it has to be the home distilled fruit liqueurs you can buy in romania and neighbouring countries.

best workout is climbing and bouldering. trains all kinds of muscles and is fun at the same time.

Hey, you're cool.


(Except for the tuna fish part, but I can ignore that.)

 

[scheherazade_79]

Best Meal
Seafood pasta with lobster in a restaurant somewhere in New York. There was so much of it that it came to the table on a platter the size of a mountain. It took over two hours for two of us to get three-quarters of the way through it.

Hottest Sex
Over my car in a well-lit underground car park in the early hours.

Fabulous Drink
Either ice cold Hoegaarden, or tomato juice with ice cubes, lemon and Worcestershire sauce.

Workout
When I was a student, my sister came to Birmingham to stay with me, and we decided to go on an outing to Cadbury World. We got fairly stoned in advance, and decided to walk there, thinking it would increase our appetites and we'd be able to gorge on the free chocolate. I followed the road signs to get there, and we walked for about an hour and a half... before we ended up in exactly the same place again, because I'd just taken us around the one way traffic system instead of crossing the road. It was a fantastic workout, but by the time we completed the next two miles to Cadbury World, there were only 30 minutes left til closing time.


Best Laugh
This one's kind of crude, but it made me laugh so hard I woke up the next morning with aching ribs. I was at a classy coastal restaurant with a friend - the kind of place that has white linen table clothes and live piano music. When we were waiting for our food, he decided to show me how Bluetooth worked, and did a scan of the room to see what cellphones he could pick up. You know how you can personalise your Blue Tooth ID to reveal your name, or a nickname? We had some faintly amusing ones come up on the screen... and then, all of a sudden, "Fishy Fanny" flashed up as being present in the room. We both looked at the name and corpsed. There was no way in hell we'd leave that poor woman's identity rest, so we started scanning the restaurant for likely suspects. But there was no one who seemed the type to have a bluetooth ID like that. In the end we started sending random music files to "Fishy Fanny", then scanning the room to see who delved into their handabgs to accept the file. It was inconclusive, but I've never laughed so much in a restaurant before.

Phone Call
Pretending to be a policewoman on the phone when I phoned up a clean-living Christian frined, whom I'd gotten drunk for the first time in her life the night before. When I told her I was investigating reports into underage drinking, she went deathly silent. I just wish I'd been there to see her face.

Fun
Cutting through a padlocked desk with power tools borrowed from the technology department in my last workplace. What I was doing was totally forbidden, which made it even more fun.

 

[NoJo]

Best drink: My first absinthe.

Best orgasm: " " "

 

[Aurora Black]

Best drink: Coca-Cola

Best workout: Either belly dancing or Yoga (or Pilates!)

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Best drink: ice cold water from a natural spring in the Drakensberg in South Africa, after hiking all day long in very hot weather.

Best Meal: There are so many! Probably the first time I ate sushi (after which i fell in love with it and became obsessed with it for a few months)

Best orgasm: Two come to mind.. no, make that three. All with Her.

Best sex: Will let you know soon Up to now, I am not complaining

Workout: February this year I was moving out of a very dark space, and after two months of not running and no weight training, I had a very powerful run and after that a weight workout, followed by a Yoga class a few hours later. It was incredible.

Laugh: Too many to mention. I remember late night hysterical laughter over the phone this week - trying to be quiet in fear of waking up the kids.

Phone call: All calls with my Love are amazing.

Fun: Playing in the waves with the kidlets. Running around at the park in the snow in our PJ's (and coats) for the first snow last winter. Blowing bubbles (gum) with my daughter. Horse riding with my daugher when she was old enough to sit on her own, but still a little nervous. I will never forget that excited/ nervous little laugh. Doing the Abduction of Abs a few months back was fun!

 

[NoJo]

Best drink: Coca-Cola

Best workout: Either belly dancing or Yoga (or Pilates!)

I guess you do the healthy Pilates to counteract the unhealthy Coca Cola.

 

[Guest]

I guess you do the healthy Pilates to counteract the unhealthy Coca Cola.

the word pilates always makes me think of piles...

 

[NoJo]

the word pilates always makes me think of piles...

I guess you didn't mean to say that out loud

 

[Guest]

best meal: Make that food, and it is peas picked from a garden, and eaten fresh

fabulous drink: anything with coconut

midblowing orgasm: with a young woman who had me convinced that we'd just be kissing, when she deftly unsnapped my shorts and was giving me a blow job before I knew what she was intending. That moment shows up a lot in my stories.



laugh: the oddest lines from shows will hit me as the funniest thing I ever heard, and I only have to think of them to start laughing.

phone call: coming home to find messages from three women on my answering machine wanting to see me again soon.

 

[Guest]

I guess you didn't mean to say that out loud

isnt that the normal way for me? i almost always never mean to say/type anything others can see/hear...somehow, it just doesnt seem to matter.