the best you ever had

vella_ms said:
isnt that the normal way for me? i almost always never mean to say/type anything others can see/hear...somehow, it just doesnt seem to matter. :p

You're just a shameless blurt.
 
Sub Joe said:
You're just a shameless blurt.
i feel shame.
blurting is an addiction, except somehow, i can only manage the first step in admitting it and then i start all over again.
hey man, can i get a hit?
 
vella_ms said:
i feel shame.
blurting is an addiction, except somehow, i can only manage the first step in admitting it and then i start all over again.
hey man, can i get a hit?

I guess lucky could always bandage your hands so you can't type
 
vella_ms said:
yes, we play at bondage every now and then.
Gosh, I'd never have guessed you were into that sort of thing.
 
Best Meal?

I can think of only one in a long list of great meals.

I had just returned home from Europe. I was hurting mentally and physicaly. My father thought that what I needed was a nice long amping trip away from most people. We packed and he planned and I ended up in the interior of Alaska. We had a four week trip planned and were ready.

After two weeks I was starting to relax and heal. Then we had a little disaster. The Packhorse with our food bolted. Oh we looked for it for the rest of the day with no luck. (A trapper found it about a month later, without the pack.)

We pushed on and kept our eyes open. By the fourth day we were considering eating one of the horses. Thankfully we came across some sign and started tracking a small herd of Elk. When we finally caught up to them we saw it was a herd being followed by a young buck.

He wasn't the biggest Elk we had ever seen, nor was he as large as the buck heading the herd, but he was an outcast so he was easier to sneak up on.

I can tell you that nothing has ever tasted as good as Wapiti Steaks seasoned with wild Oinions cooked over an open fire. (I'm sure our horses were appreciative as well.)

Cat

(My father still has the hide, it's hanging on his den wall.)
 
best meal
I'm simple. It's a toss-up between the special order Pizza Stroms they made for me at the local pizza/donut place ( we had a bait shop/movie rental joint too *laugh* ) or the pizza from Fish Hut. ( Can you detect the weirdness of my hometown yet? ) I've driven three hours for that pizza before. I've been seriously considering taking a day off work for another. My girlfriend is forever vexxed by the lack of desire for variety in my diet. I like a lot of things, and I appreciate some variety on occasion, but I only crave the common stuff, and that's what I'll eat if left to my own devices. She always trying to make me something for special occasions, but the only thing I really want is a Chef-Boyardee pizza doctored up right.

hottest Sex
As hot as the threesomes were, it is without a doubt the first day my girlfriend and I met in person, actually the first week. We didn't even make it home from the airport before naughty things started, and three hours of hot and heavy teasing can work you up pretty good. We barely got through the door before we were tearing our clothes off, and we didn't make it to the bedroom until the third time, several hours later when the sun was coming up. I was on vacation, so it was three or four times a day, not counting purely oral adventures for her benefit, for a solid week. It didn't even slow down that much for a month really, it was just compressed in the time I was home from work.

fabulous drink
Dr. Pepper or Dr. McGillicuddy Mentholmint. Those docs will cure what ails you. I miss Frosty Root Beer though. I was really ticked when they stopped making that.

midblowing orgasm
My girlfriend, and one of her girlfriends who was hiding in the computer room when I got home from work without me knowing it and jumped naked into bed with us as soon as I got out of the shower, getting me off orally for the first time. I've always had issues with that, but between the two of them working together, they didn't have much trouble breaking that barrier. I don't remember much for several minutes afterward. I remember a great deal *after* that blank period, however :D

workout
Closest I can come is either canoeing in Northern Minnesota for a week or hiking through the mountains of New Mexico for a week.

laugh
A report on Headline news ( about the St. Louis Zoo I believe ) with film of a group of monkeys being watched by a bunch of gawkers. The monkeys were all sitting there, doing nothing, ignoring everyone. Suddenly, they all got up in unison and started flinging poo over the rail at the gawkers, running into their inside enclosure immediately afterward. It ran every fifteen minutes, all day long, and we laughed ourselves silly every time it came on.

phone call
My girlfriend at the airport in Houston, telling me she was about to get on board the plane to come meet me in person for the first time. Toss up between this and a phone call a couple months earlier, when I heard her scream in orgasm for the first time listening to me tell her a "bedtime story"

fun
Spending all day at the pits, cooking chops and burgers, getting drunk, and jumping off sixty+ foot walls to the water below on a hot summer day.
 
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