The 'ALT' Thread

Got it, so we're all just talking to ourselves.. textually 'playing with ourselves"

Essentially yes. This is actually the men's restroom at a sporting event. Just one huge sword fight. Someone decided to get clever and post themselves as a woman and well a ton more have followed suit. So now we are just weeding them out. Basically if she says she is a she, she is actually a he with she pics. Just a little welcoming advice. Welcome
 
Essentially yes. This is actually the men's restroom at a sporting event. Just one huge sword fight. Someone decided to get clever and post themselves as a woman and well a ton more have followed suit. So now we are just weeding them out. Basically if she says she is a she, she is actually a he with she pics. Just a little welcoming advice. Welcome

I'll keep that in mind.. I do enjoy the she pics much more than the he pics anyway.. sounds like I'll fit right in.
 
I just claim to be a brain suspended in liquid and given the capacity to communicate with the internet through a number of various wires connected to me.

I can be whoever you want me to be :D

Can you be a virus so you can come infect my 'puter and find all my porn collection?
 
That's a scary thought :eek: but on that thought, I went up to the search function (to search by user name, just typing in "ravi" brings up in excess of over 14 names that begin w/ Ravi :eek:
*shuddering*

Damn, there's just no telling huh? Oh well, he can still show me his cock, if it is his own. ;)


(I must be bonkers.)
 
Good morning ILC. I hope you slept as well as I did last night. I had the most incredible dreams of girls pillow fighting. It was sooo hot. I wok up with a tent this morning. A rager I tell ya. Well you know what I did to take care of that don't you? Oh wait you don't do you since you are a virgin. Well I took aim and spit on it then I grasped it and I pulled it up and down. After about 45 minutes of german shit porn i finally got off. What a way to start your week huh????

So reproduction is the topic for the day? I can give you first hand tutoring of reproduction. I am very skilled at the subject. I have slept with over 3 women as well lemme tell you there are differences in each of them. Now pleasse realize that I don't use condoms when reproducing. You see the men of lit are apparently sterile because all of us want to cum inside you without a condom and get this, no one gets pregnant. Amazing huh?

So you have received a bunch of cock pics huh? I hope my taint pic sets myself apart from the herd. I don't like running with mainstream folks. I kind of beat off to my own spit if you know what I mean. Fck that lotion shit. It is all natural for me baby.

If you like that taint shot there is more of that whenever you want it. I learned this great pose in front of the mirror that has given me some great shots of my taint. You mentioned it might be a bit bushy down there, well don't you worry I am getting that waxed tomorow just for you. Then I will take some more pics for you. I might even let you see my balloon knot ;)

*giggles* you are so funny IHC. German shit porn huh? Hmmmm I am not into that sort of thing. I hope you understand that I am a lady and well ladies don't take shits you know that.

My class was so much fun today. My professor called me up to use as a human reference. He used his pointer to share wth the students what each part of my reproductive system is and what its functions are. My legs got a little tired from being in the stirr-ups for over an hour, but I tell ya what I learned a lot. I think i am going o ace that test. *woohoo* *giggles* *nail bite* *queef* *asparagus fart*

Your taint pic did separate you from the pack. I am so looking forward to more pics of it. I have started a collection with all the cock pics I have received and am looking forward to having my own coffee table book for my friends and family to peruse when they come over. Should be a great conversation starter.

I really am loving it here. All of the people are so nice and I appreciate everyone playing on my thread. Oh and BB if you want my boobies just ask hon *he he* *giggles* *teary eyed* *wrinkle cream* *energy boost*
 
Hi ILC,

I know you are in class and even though I have PM'ed you all morning causing your inbox to probably be filled to the hilt (like I would do your pussy canal if you let me) it has been rumored around here that you might actually be a guy. Now please realize that I don't believe them. By the picture you have shared, the stories of pillow fighting and the fact that you say you are at class righ now, it clearly tells me you are not lying.

So lemme be the first to tell those that are accusing you of being an alt to fuck off and mind their business. They don't get you like I do. They don't understand what it is like to have to deal with that sort of thing. Maybe I am too trusting, blame it on my Mom, but I just believe that picture is of you, because well when I masturbated this morning you were there and you were moving around. Now granted I didn't see you above your chin and you wouldn't take off that pesky bra but still you were there for me and now it is my turn to be there for you.

When you get home if you could do something to prove that you are not an alt to shut these rumors up and put egg all over the faces of those that are starting them I think that would be awesome.

Miss you already IHC :kiss:

Oh my gosh that hurts my feelings. How can anyone just make an assumption I am not who I say I am???? That is wrong people. I think if you ask me some questions I will be more then happy to answer them and prove I am who I say I am. I unfortunately don't have a cam, but I am more then willing to watch you on yours. I have had a lot of requests to see my tits so here they are :

http://i55.tinypic.com/2v9x92p.jpg

I also figured I would share a pic of me doing something I do on a regular basis so you people know I am who I say I am. Here is me shaving my legs:

http://i56.tinypic.com/2hnauiv.jpg

As you can clearly see I am who I say I am. It hurts guys. It really hurts. Thank you IHC for coming to my defense. I can tell you really are a true gentleman.
 

*suckles* mmmmmm

I also figured I would share a pic of me doing something I do on a regular basis so you people know I am who I say I am. Here is me shaving my legs:

http://i56.tinypic.com/2hnauiv.jpg

As you can clearly see I am who I say I am. It hurts guys. It really hurts. Thank you IHC for coming to my defense. I can tell you really are a true gentleman.

That is not your pic, that's Clowns' leg. :rolleyes:
 
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