IloveClowns
Really Experienced
- Joined
- Jan 31, 2011
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I had a really rough night last night. I slept so poorly. I ned my beauty rest. Unfortunately when I rolled over I rolled into a wet spot. I haven't had my vagina licked since I got out of prison so for the life of me I couldn't figure out what the wet spot was.
I slowly went to touch my vagina of course stopping at my breasts to give them a light pinch and tug. Mmmm I love that. Then I traced my fingertip around my belly button. Gives me goosebumps everytime. Finally I got to my pussy but it was completely dry. So it couldnt have been pussy juice.
Then I figured it out. I remember reading on that bag of chips about anal leakage. So i decided to move my hand lower and yes my asshole was wet, but I hadn't eaten chip sin a while and that was when I figured it out.
MY mule carrying days in prison did have some after effects. I need to make sure i don't take a benedryl to go to sleep anymore because apparently that causes my anus to relax and that is when the leakage occurs. Goos thing it was just leakage.
Sure it smelled a bit but at least I didn't have unatural tan lines on my ass and thighs from rolling in shit.
So I went to web MD to see what they say to do to cure mule ass. Apparently there isn;t alot outside of plastic surgery. So now I may have o penf 20k just to tighten my asshole up so i don't continuously ruin my bed sheets.
All this because i wanted to be like Anjolina Jolie...
I slowly went to touch my vagina of course stopping at my breasts to give them a light pinch and tug. Mmmm I love that. Then I traced my fingertip around my belly button. Gives me goosebumps everytime. Finally I got to my pussy but it was completely dry. So it couldnt have been pussy juice.
Then I figured it out. I remember reading on that bag of chips about anal leakage. So i decided to move my hand lower and yes my asshole was wet, but I hadn't eaten chip sin a while and that was when I figured it out.
MY mule carrying days in prison did have some after effects. I need to make sure i don't take a benedryl to go to sleep anymore because apparently that causes my anus to relax and that is when the leakage occurs. Goos thing it was just leakage.
Sure it smelled a bit but at least I didn't have unatural tan lines on my ass and thighs from rolling in shit.
So I went to web MD to see what they say to do to cure mule ass. Apparently there isn;t alot outside of plastic surgery. So now I may have o penf 20k just to tighten my asshole up so i don't continuously ruin my bed sheets.
All this because i wanted to be like Anjolina Jolie...
