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BodaciousBitch said:
*punches back in the nose* take that bitch! You wanna play hard huh?
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*giggles* *from the side ass out hug* *gassy vurp*

I like to play rough a bit yes. Why would you call me a bitch though? That is so demeaning. I like to think of myself as a lady.
 
IloveClowns said:
Oh my gosh that hurts my feelings. How can anyone just make an assumption I am not who I say I am???? That is wrong people. I think if you ask me some questions I will be more then happy to answer them and prove I am who I say I am. I unfortunately don't have a cam, but I am more then willing to watch you on yours. I have had a lot of requests to see my tits so here they are :

http://i55.tinypic.com/2v9x92p.jpg

I also figured I would share a pic of me doing something I do on a regular basis so you people know I am who I say I am. Here is me shaving my legs:

http://i56.tinypic.com/2hnauiv.jpg

As you can clearly see I am who I say I am. It hurts guys. It really hurts. Thank you IHC for coming to my defense. I can tell you really are a true gentleman.
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Wow those are gorgeous boobs. Your legs look so smooth. As for your arms no worries, just wear a long sleeve shirt and all will be fine by me. You don't have a cam huh? Damn that is too bad, but no worries I do and you can just watch me erk off whenever you want to. It is cool you don't have a cam, I understand that, I still completely trust you say who you say you are. I get it realy I do.

Those pics proved what I already knew. You are a sexy temptress and I want you. I love your tan lines by the way. The way you go from lightskinned to dark skinned so easily. I am enthralled with my lovely chameleon.

What do you have planned for the day. I am wanting to jerk off on cam for you for the rest of the afternoon while you just sit back and watch. That sounds hot to me.
 
IhateClowns said:
Wow those are gorgeous boobs. Your legs look so smooth. As for your arms no worries, just wear a long sleeve shirt and all will be fine by me. You don't have a cam huh? Damn that is too bad, but no worries I do and you can just watch me erk off whenever you want to. It is cool you don't have a cam, I understand that, I still completely trust you say who you say you are. I get it realy I do.

Those pics proved what I already knew. You are a sexy temptress and I want you. I love your tan lines by the way. The way you go from lightskinned to dark skinned so easily. I am enthralled with my lovely chameleon.

What do you have planned for the day. I am wanting to jerk off on cam for you for the rest of the afternoon while you just sit back and watch. That sounds hot to me.
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Thank you. I use a banana boat self tanner. That is how I am able to get these different skin tones. It works out wonderfully for me. I am glad you see me for who I truly am. Those rumors stung a bit but I think I got them stuffed with these new pics of myself.

As much as I would love to sit around all day and watch you jerk off I have things to do. My girlfriends and I are heading to the mall. We are going to Victoria's Secret to try on bra's and panties *giggle* *ear itch* *clapping* *I love Miley Cyrus*

We are going to try on our bras and panties then come out and model them ofr each other. It is going to be a blast. I will make sure I take some pics :)
 
IloveClowns said:
Thank you. I use a banana boat self tanner. That is how I am able to get these different skin tones. It works out wonderfully for me. I am glad you see me for who I truly am. Those rumors stung a bit but I think I got them stuffed with these new pics of myself.

As much as I would love to sit around all day and watch you jerk off I have things to do. My girlfriends and I are heading to the mall. We are going to Victoria's Secret to try on bra's and panties *giggle* *ear itch* *clapping* *I love Miley Cyrus*

We are going to try on our bras and panties then come out and model them ofr each other. It is going to be a blast. I will make sure I take some pics :)
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Well that self tanner works really well :) I like what I am picturing. I am sure those rumors were tough to deal with. I was once a newbie and this guy named Ravi kept hitting on me until he found out I was a man. That was a very odd deal and alost made me leave, but I stuck around, much to the disappointment of a lot of people around here.

I am sorry you are going to miss out my jerk off session today but I will make sure I take pics of the before and after for you. It will be hot. I have a t-shirt I use to clean up with. I have to be careful using it though, because it is so stiff it can stand on end. I have used almost every inch of it to clean up. I have a little soft spot left to clean up my next mess and then I need to run to Sams Club to pick up another 12pk of undershirts/cum cleaners.

I am doing my best not to jerk off right now at the thought of you and your friends playing dress up at Victorias Secret. That is pretty fucking hot actually. You ladies must create quite a spectacle everytime you go in there. I wish you had a cam so I could see what you buy, but I know you don't so I will just imagine :D
 
It's not a hilarious thread until Ravi's mentioned.......:D


IhateClowns said:
Well that self tanner works really well :) I like what I am picturing. I am sure those rumors were tough to deal with. I was once a newbie and this guy named Ravi kept hitting on me until he found out I was a man. That was a very odd deal and alost made me leave, but I stuck around, much to the disappointment of a lot of people around here.

I am sorry you are going to miss out my jerk off session today but I will make sure I take pics of the before and after for you. It will be hot. I have a t-shirt I use to clean up with. I have to be careful using it though, because it is so stiff it can stand on end. I have used almost every inch of it to clean up. I have a little soft spot left to clean up my next mess and then I need to run to Sams Club to pick up another 12pk of undershirts/cum cleaners.

I am doing my best not to jerk off right now at the thought of you and your friends playing dress up at Victorias Secret. That is pretty fucking hot actually. You ladies must create quite a spectacle everytime you go in there. I wish you had a cam so I could see what you buy, but I know you don't so I will just imagine :D
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IloveClowns said:
I don't work. I am a full time student. My degree is in Health Education. I wanna be a sex ed teacher to highschool students. MY only concern is that I am afraid I might be the next teacher talking to Barbara Walters explaining how I never meant for any of it to happen. he just came over for tutoring.

We are learning about the human anatomy right now. The soft curves and muscles of the body. My stuy group likes me because they use me as a human skeleton. The touch certain areas of my body and the guys try and guess what part of the anatomy they are touching.
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Do I hear the undertones of pedophilia? Gosh this troll just hit the trifecta of obviousness! This is going to be readable!
 
IloveClowns said:
Oh my gosh that hurts my feelings. How can anyone just make an assumption I am not who I say I am???? That is wrong people. I think if you ask me some questions I will be more then happy to answer them and prove I am who I say I am. I unfortunately don't have a cam, but I am more then willing to watch you on yours. I have had a lot of requests to see my tits so here they are :

http://i55.tinypic.com/2v9x92p.jpg

I also figured I would share a pic of me doing something I do on a regular basis so you people know I am who I say I am. Here is me shaving my legs:

http://i56.tinypic.com/2hnauiv.jpg

As you can clearly see I am who I say I am. It hurts guys. It really hurts. Thank you IHC for coming to my defense. I can tell you really are a true gentleman.
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One minute she's black and then she's blonde, she is the litster of my dreams!
 
If this is a real girl then I am not black, I abuse the tanning beds at my Gym too much.
 
Kitkat103 said:
One minute she's black and then she's blonde, she is the litster of my dreams!
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One minute I am black and the next I am not? It was a tanning lotion mishap was all. I thought I was supposed to leave the bronzer on for 48 straight hours. I won't make that mistake again *giggle* *nose pick* *throat clear* *performing the shocker on myself as I type*
 
Kitkat103 said:
Do I hear the undertones of pedophilia? Gosh this troll just hit the trifecta of obviousness! This is going to be readable!
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Oh gosh no pedophilia scares me. I have no desire to meet Chris Hanson. I don't like cookies anyway. I will just stick with the 18 year old seniors and those 18 year old juniors that were held back a year.
 
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Kitkat103 said:
If this is a real girl then I am not black, I abuse the tanning beds at my Gym too much.
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That must be where she got those super tan bewby pix.......she stole 'em from you!:rolleyes:

The nerve....plaigarism of boobflesh is a serious offense.
 
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