The 'ALT' Thread

[Sensualdreamer]

Okay....so let me get this straight....

Guys pose as women on this site (or so I've heard....I've never been fooled...). Maybe they just want to see how the other (better) half lives? Get advice on how to do hair and make-up, what tampons are the best, and bitch to each other when we feel fat and bloated.

I want to see how you GUYS interact. I want to create a male ALT. (Yes, I would borrow Ravi's sexy abs 'cause the ladies seem to like them so much.) I want to see how the other half interacts on Lit. Would I get found out? Can I "talk" like a guy? Is the fact that I don't have a penis going to change how I flirt? Would I be totally outed because I didn't send a cock shot to some poor girl in my first PM? If I'm gonna do it...I NEED to do it AFTER football season is over....the simple fact that I know nothing about (and can't even bullshit my way through) football will surly out me as an impostor and dozens of poor girls that fell for my charm will be heartbroken.

Hmmm well w/ the football stuff that's when you ask Sunshinegirl She'll help ya out

 

[IloveClowns]

I am shocked and overwhelmed by the number of PM's I received over night. I am unsure how quicky I will be able to respond to you all because I have lost consciousness 3 times from the beauty of all the cock pics you men have sent me.

They are all so HUGE. Knowing in my studies that the average size is about 5 3/4's iit is obvious they didn't do the survey with the extremely well hung men of lit. The average would certain grow at a staggering pace if the did *giggle* *he he* *toe tap* *butterfly tattoo* itsy bitsy spider*

I am only 85 posts away from an AV. I am already taking lots of pics on my tanned toned body to try and get the perfect one. Problem is I am constantly wet since my hymen broke and the heat billowing out of my virgin nubile pussy keeps fogging the lens. It is really frustrating so luckily one of my sorority sisters is always here to lend a hand or tongue *giggle* *finger snap* cart wheel* *Doogie Howser rocks*

Well I need to get to class. Today we are learning about reproduction. The study group should be very interesting. I am so thrilled to find such hands on partnering. *giggle* *lol* *ttfn* *ty* *yw* *brb* *inmho* *pussy fart*

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Hmmm well w/ the football stuff that's when you ask Sunshinegirl She'll help ya out

Shhhhhhh don't be outting me!!!!!!!!!!!!! damnit.

 

[IhateClowns]

I am shocked and overwhelmed by the number of PM's I received over night. I am unsure how quicky I will be able to respond to you all because I have lost consciousness 3 times from the beauty of all the cock pics you men have sent me.

They are all so HUGE. Knowing in my studies that the average size is about 5 3/4's iit is obvious they didn't do the survey with the extremely well hung men of lit. The average would certain grow at a staggering pace if the did *giggle* *he he* *toe tap* *butterfly tattoo* itsy bitsy spider*

I am only 85 posts away from an AV. I am already taking lots of pics on my tanned toned body to try and get the perfect one. Problem is I am constantly wet since my hymen broke and the heat billowing out of my virgin nubile pussy keeps fogging the lens. It is really frustrating so luckily one of my sorority sisters is always here to lend a hand or tongue *giggle* *finger snap* cart wheel* *Doogie Howser rocks*

Well I need to get to class. Today we are learning about reproduction. The study group should be very interesting. I am so thrilled to find such hands on partnering. *giggle* *lol* *ttfn* *ty* *yw* *brb* *inmho* *pussy fart*

Good morning ILC. I hope you slept as well as I did last night. I had the most incredible dreams of girls pillow fighting. It was sooo hot. I wok up with a tent this morning. A rager I tell ya. Well you know what I did to take care of that don't you? Oh wait you don't do you since you are a virgin. Well I took aim and spit on it then I grasped it and I pulled it up and down. After about 45 minutes of german shit porn i finally got off. What a way to start your week huh????

So reproduction is the topic for the day? I can give you first hand tutoring of reproduction. I am very skilled at the subject. I have slept with over 3 women as well lemme tell you there are differences in each of them. Now pleasse realize that I don't use condoms when reproducing. You see the men of lit are apparently sterile because all of us want to cum inside you without a condom and get this, no one gets pregnant. Amazing huh?

So you have received a bunch of cock pics huh? I hope my taint pic sets myself apart from the herd. I don't like running with mainstream folks. I kind of beat off to my own spit if you know what I mean. Fck that lotion shit. It is all natural for me baby.

If you like that taint shot there is more of that whenever you want it. I learned this great pose in front of the mirror that has given me some great shots of my taint. You mentioned it might be a bit bushy down there, well don't you worry I am getting that waxed tomorow just for you. Then I will take some more pics for you. I might even let you see my balloon knot

 

[Jinxi Minxi]

http://i53.tinypic.com/35ktks4.jpg

I hope to hear from you soon. If there are other alts out there I would love for you to post on my thread

I wanna play with those titties.

 

[IhateClowns]

Hi ILC,

I know you are in class and even though I have PM'ed you all morning causing your inbox to probably be filled to the hilt (like I would do your pussy canal if you let me) it has been rumored around here that you might actually be a guy. Now please realize that I don't believe them. By the picture you have shared, the stories of pillow fighting and the fact that you say you are at class righ now, it clearly tells me you are not lying.

So lemme be the first to tell those that are accusing you of being an alt to fuck off and mind their business. They don't get you like I do. They don't understand what it is like to have to deal with that sort of thing. Maybe I am too trusting, blame it on my Mom, but I just believe that picture is of you, because well when I masturbated this morning you were there and you were moving around. Now granted I didn't see you above your chin and you wouldn't take off that pesky bra but still you were there for me and now it is my turn to be there for you.

When you get home if you could do something to prove that you are not an alt to shut these rumors up and put egg all over the faces of those that are starting them I think that would be awesome.

Miss you already IHC

 

[Jinxi Minxi]

I don't believe them either, I think you are purrrty. and *flutter me lashes* at you, ILC not IHC. Get outta mah way IHC.

 

[blade_rocknut]

I'm getting confused......

Raise your hand If you have titties!...........K.

Raise your hand if you have a cock............No way! Fo real??????

 

[Sensualdreamer]

Hi ILC,

I know you are in class and even though I have PM'ed you all morning causing your inbox to probably be filled to the hilt (like I would do your pussy canal if you let me) it has been rumored around here that you might actually be a guy. Now please realize that I don't believe them. By the picture you have shared, the stories of pillow fighting and the fact that you say you are at class righ now, it clearly tells me you are not lying.

So lemme be the first to tell those that are accusing you of being an alt to fuck off and mind their business. They don't get you like I do. They don't understand what it is like to have to deal with that sort of thing. Maybe I am too trusting, blame it on my Mom, but I just believe that picture is of you, because well when I masturbated this morning you were there and you were moving around. Now granted I didn't see you above your chin and you wouldn't take off that pesky bra but still you were there for me and now it is my turn to be there for you.

When you get home if you could do something to prove that you are not an alt to shut these rumors up and put egg all over the faces of those that are starting them I think that would be awesome.

Miss you already IHC

Maybe if you get lucky she'll cam for you hmm?

 

[IhateClowns]

I don't believe them either, I think you are purrrty. and *flutter me lashes* at you, ILC not IHC. Get outta mah way IHC.

Ok listen up you hustler. I know you have an adam's apple so the gig is up. Where did you find those pics? I bet you googled hot ass pics didn't you? She is mine. If I find out she has a cock i will send her your way.

 

[IhateClowns]

I'm getting confused......

Raise your hand If you have titties!...........K.

Raise your hand if you have a cock............No way! Fo real??????

I am raising both hands

 

[ascetic_hedon]

so does all this constitute masterbation?

 

[IhateClowns]

Maybe if you get lucky she'll cam for you hmm?

Oh my God. I am sitting in my car hijacking someone's wireless and I swear I dould turn the steering wheel without using my hands. Her on cam rubbing those nipples and telling me what a dirty boy I am is just too fucking much. I think I may have an spittle reaction without even touching myself. Wowza

 

[blade_rocknut]

I am raising both hands

Damn, I thought you were awfully tall......

 

[IhateClowns]

so does all this constitute masterbation?

No that is in the do you masturbate, lefty, righty, in private, in public, now, right now, tomorrow, yesterday, currently, in the past, in the future, thread...

 

[Jinxi Minxi]

I'm getting confused......

Raise your hand If you have titties!...........K.

Raise your hand if you have a cock............No way! Fo real??????

I have both of each...what does that make me??

 

[IhateClowns]

I have both of each...what does that make me??

Normal around here

 

[Jinxi Minxi]

Ok listen up you hustler. I know you have an adam's apple so the gig is up. Where did you find those pics? I bet you googled hot ass pics didn't you? She is mine. If I find out she has a cock i will send her your way.

I'm a hustler baby! Yeah! And yep, I Google everything, didn't ya know? I don't mind if she has a cock and/or pussy...I just want her titties.

 

[Jinxi Minxi]

Normal around here

That's ol'right then.

 

[Sensualdreamer]

Oh my God. I am sitting in my car hijacking someone's wireless and I swear I dould turn the steering wheel without using my hands. Her on cam rubbing those nipples and telling me what a dirty boy I am is just too fucking much. I think I may have an spittle reaction without even touching myself. Wowza

How do you know it's not Mildred

 

[ascetic_hedon]

No that is in the do you masturbate, lefty, righty, in private, in public, now, right now, tomorrow, yesterday, currently, in the past, in the future, thread...

Got it, so we're all just talking to ourselves.. textually 'playing with ourselves"

 

[ascetic_hedon]

I have both of each...what does that make me??

If I have neither?

 

[Jinxi Minxi]

If I have neither?

Uh.....lemme wiki that for you? I dunno what you be called.

 

[IhateClowns]

I'm a hustler baby! Yeah! And yep, I Google everything, didn't ya know? I don't mind if she has a cock and/or pussy...I just want her titties.

Yeah you are hustling alright. I can promise you this much. If she has an adams apple then I highly doubt her boobs look like that. I know it is a big assumption to jump to but I am willing to make that assumption. But I now it is her so i am not worried in the least.

How do you know it's not Mildred

Fuck that bitch. I don't use the B word often, I usually just call them cunts, but she is a bitch. This isn't her because I remember having to tuck her tits inside her belt when I dressed her every morning.

 

[ascetic_hedon]

Uh.....lemme wiki that for you? I dunno what you be called.

I just claim to be a brain suspended in liquid and given the capacity to communicate with the internet through a number of various wires connected to me.

I can be whoever you want me to be