The Alt Glossary!

Do you have an alt or alts here?

  • Yes, and I'll admit to it/them publicly.

    Votes: 5 10.0%
  • Yes, but I'm not saying.

    Votes: 5 10.0%
  • No.

    Votes: 38 76.0%
  • I am one of Dolf's alts.

    Votes: 4 8.0%
  • Dolf is my alt.

    Votes: 7 14.0%

  • Total voters
    50
  • Poll closed .
This thread definitely needs more names and more baseless accusations. It's like a Lit Symposium right now.

A long time ago I thought about creating an alt. It was going to be Millimetres Thicke, the suave, European counterpart to my crass, new world Miles Long. But it was too much work for what was ultimately a not-very-funny play on words.
 
He has another name then? You? 64

Lol...I'm not ravi.. :rolleyes:


he was inoraloffice for a while... last one I saw was troubledone. He'd start out sweet as pie.. then stalk, then get really vile. A few of my women friends got caught up in that crap...
 
Lol...I'm not ravi.. :rolleyes:


he was inoraloffice for a while... last one I saw was troubledone. He'd start out sweet as pie.. then stalk, then get really vile. A few of my women friends got caught up in that crap...

I forget, was he also HungDavid or was that someone else?
 
I forget, was he also HungDavid or was that someone else?

I dunno... that guy was funny tho. You'd have to ask aqua or fgg. I don't typically know who the alts are, I just don't pay that close of attention. I knew about ravi from the women on the pg.
 
Lol...I'm not ravi.. :rolleyes:


he was inoraloffice for a while... last one I saw was troubledone. He'd start out sweet as pie.. then stalk, then get really vile. A few of my women friends got caught up in that crap...

Last time(s) I saw 'troubledone' he was hanging around the 'post your face' thread endlessly, without ever posting his own. I pointed this out once or twice and he ignored me.
 
I have been a lot of people since about 2001. Mostly lurkers. I have always had a knack for having PMs returned, so that was plenty of interaction.

Around 2007, the lovely mother of my children encouraged me to be more visible. She in turn also got a handle. We posted together. Partly it was intended as a means to drive traffic to our blog about our (then) marital bliss. The concept was "he said" vs "she said" where we wrote about our various little romps separately and compared notes after. Literotica did not actually drive much traffic because other than as our homepage we did no promotion and rarely referenced it. We mostly enjoyed interacting. On occasion, my wife would bring some nubile to my attention, "Oh, this one is right up your alley..."

Subsequent events caused me to compartmentalize. I never connect this persona with that.

As a single man the last five years I have introduced probably half a dozen people from the flesh and blood world to Lit including a couple. 3-4 of those handles I set up and managed until their interest waned. Those are all dormant and I have no idea how to access them.

Queer~Vader was more an identified punching bag then an actual alt.

I have one alt that is fairly seasoned. It had to do with another project of mine. It makes appearances, but rarely. No one has ever suggested that alt is anyone but an individual, distinct persona. One person caught me in a slip once and knows of my association there.

I have one and only one that is clearly someone's alt. but no one has ever suggested even in jest that that alt is mine. Oddly, the same person caught this one in a slip, and is the only person that knows that one is me. Because of some administrative stuff I needed help with, perhaps Laurel could have surmised, but I would tend to doubt it.

Just before the time of Queer~Vader, I had decided to retire query. I started a new persona, and mentioned it at the time to one person on the day I was creating that one. Since then the person that knows of the two above has seen that one interact with the above two.

I have one that no one knows about. That particular one has a particular end game intended and if I ever put it to that use, eventually that will be apparent. So far is is entirely harmless.

All but one of my alts are not, in the least, combative. They tend to be unnoticed. I have walked them all through the GB on occasion. Only one would anyone recognize by name, I would bet. That one is provocative, but if revealed it would be clear that it is far less combative than you would expect.

I watch how I use them, and if I make an error, it is that I neglect to interact with them, usually. They rarely make an appearance together, but they have. Mostly they amount to a creative writing exercise.

And that is the sum total of my alts.

Reading this made a chill run up my spine, and not in a good way. Your creepiness quotient has increased a hundredfold.
 
I forget, was he also HungDavid or was that someone else?

Seriously if he was just fucking around with me I can handle that. He really did listen to me at a time when I needed that. It saddened me when I heard he had died. I would rather know he is a prick and alive then my friend and dead. Is he really alive?
 
Last time(s) I saw 'troubledone' he was hanging around the 'post your face' thread endlessly, without ever posting his own. I pointed this out once or twice and he ignored me.

Of course he wouldn't...then instead of him being the buff stud in his avatar, you'd see he was a fat, bald 50s Indian guy. Lol
 
Seriously if he was just fucking around with me I can handle that. He really did listen to me at a time when I needed that. It saddened me when I heard he had died. I would rather know he is a prick and alive then my friend and dead.

So you think ravi had died?
 
Seriously if he was just fucking around with me I can handle that. He really did listen to me at a time when I needed that. It saddened me when I heard he had died. I would rather know he is a prick and alive then my friend and dead. Is he really alive?

Which one - HungDavid or ravi/troubledone/Inoraloffice?
 
Please could this not turn into a Query-bashing thread? There are so many other places for that. I'd like this to be more free-form, everyone-bashing, ideally. :D
 
So you think ravi had died?

I received an e-mail from his brother, supposedly, saying that he had died and wanting to let me know. I just want to know if a Ravi alt is out there. I felt bad that he died. I am a smuck if he is alive, but I can live with that. LOL
 
I received an e-mail from his brother, supposedly, saying that he had died and wanting to let me know. I just want to know if a Ravi alt is out there. I felt bad that he died. I am a smuck if he is alive, but I can live with that. LOL

I posted the three names I know about...whether he has more, I don't know. He didn't die unless it's been recently... I dunno when the last time troubledone posted.

It's not beyond him to lie about something like that, I'd say... Some people are just spectacularly pathetic.

Don't be too hard on yourself, that stuff happens all the time.
 
I posted the three names I know about...whether he has more, I don't know. He didn't die unless it's been recently... I dunno when the last time troubledone posted.

It's not beyond him to lie about something like that, I'd say... Some people are just spectacularly pathetic.

Don't be too hard on yourself, that stuff happens all the time.


Thanks.:rose:
 
Seriously if he was just fucking around with me I can handle that. He really did listen to me at a time when I needed that. It saddened me when I heard he had died. I would rather know he is a prick and alive then my friend and dead. Is he really alive?

You're even better than an alt...

...you've been two completely different GB personalities under the same username.

Remember how when you first showed-up whining about your husband and bozos like pete and boynextdoor00 immediately hit hard on you, even though you were also overtly pushing your Joel Osteenesque Jesus deal at the same time...

...and I ragged you to at least keep your harlot relationships behind PM doors?

But now, after submitting to the Twatterville crowd here about how uncool all that overt Jesus talk you had going on was, you offer no more of that Jesus stuff, you quit gossiping about your husband publicly here, and you've done mostly a good job keeping your harlot self behind PM doors...

...btw: how's pete?
 
And I still don't get the Ann/Bert thing. :mad:


You don't get why people think Ann = Bert, or you don't get why Bert needed an alt?

As for me, I do not have an alt, as I clearly have no issue with making enemies under this username.
 
This will probably end up making a lot of people suddenly not like me but the only reason I ever changed names was because I'm a different person than I was. I went away for a long time, lived in the real world, did some shit, had a brush with Death, came out of it realizing what is important. To be content with who I am in the here and now. To understand my dualities, my hypocricies and just strive to be a true person in my day to day, somebody that people actually want to be around.


I've made peace with my past and I hope others can understand my story. If not, that's okay. It is just the internet and I have other things in the works for me in the real world, goals and aspirations.




The name I first joined here with was TheReapersWife. :rose:
 
This will probably end up making a lot of people suddenly not like me but the only reason I ever changed names was because I'm a different person than I was. I went away for a long time, lived in the real world, did some shit, had a brush with Death, came out of it realizing what is important. To be content with who I am in the here and now. To understand my dualities, my hypocricies and just strive to be a true person in my day to day, somebody that people actually want to be around.


I've made peace with my past and I hope others can understand my story. If not, that's okay. It is just the internet and I have other things in the works for me in the real world, goals and aspirations.




The name I first joined here with was TheReapersWife. :rose:

:)

Why on earth would that make people not like you? You're a human being who has had big, frightening, complicated events happen to you and you've come out the other side decent and thoughtful and intelligent.
 
You don't get why people think Ann = Bert, or you don't get why Bert needed an alt?

As for me, I do not have an alt, as I clearly have no issue with making enemies under this username.

I don't know who Bert is - does he still post? And yes, I also don't know why people call Ann Bert - is it a mere similarity, or are they genuinely one another's alts?
 
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