The 50 Shades marketing monster

[TxRad]

Whoa, whoa, whoa. We're not building a 50 SOG kitchen, but that doesn't mean we can't build a "Tatyana's kinky-sexy-fun-times" kitchen.

And since I have no idea what that would entail (OK, so I have some idea), I'll need some tradesmen to help me. With research, of course. Lots and lots of tradesmen for lots and lots of research.

Them pregnant hormones are in overdrive now. Varoom, Varoom

 

[LettersFromTatyana]

Them pregnant hormones are in overdrive now. Varoom, Varoom

Nah, I'm just so tired I've lost any control over that line that separates my inside and outside voices.

I should have added: auditions--er, interviews--will be mandatory.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRgiw_YEo_U&feature=youtu.be

 

[Stella_Omega]

One for the ladies
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/580802_429583377094673_634895053_n.jpg

 

[LettersFromTatyana]

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/580802_429583377094673_634895053_n.jpg

You're absolutely right, Stella. Kitchens are a safety-frist kind of place.

These fine men will be on call in case the heat in Tatyana's kinky-sexy-fun-times kitchen gets out of control and turns into an inferno beyond my simple fire extinguisher's capabilities.

 

[jenni7]

Well, you have succeeded in drawing me out of my lit sabbatical.

Let me ask you PL, did you answer a marketing add for 50 Shades?

Is there a deal that the more threads you start and the more people that click on the links you get some type of referral fee?

This is the 7th thread you have started about this book. A book you not only have not read, but claim that you won't

7 threads.

And each one gets less response than the last because all kidding (and my opinion) aside it is a dead horse people here are tired of beating.


50 shades is not responsible for the growing sales of sex toys. Increased ways to discretely buy said sex toys is. Before Shades reared its head women were already watching(and directing and producing) their own porn and buying, reading, and writing more erotica. Shades may be the current standard bearer helping continue a trend. but not the cause of any revolution.

The article you posted is another planted article written by someone getting a fee thrown their way and that you are probably getting a kick back for each time someone clicks on it.

I think the next time Shades gets any play here is that these threads should start being marked as Spam.

Ok baby you know I adore you but I beg to differ on this topic. I truly believe that 50 shades is somewhat responsible for an increase in sex toy sales. I've also read an article stating rope sales have also increased significantly, although who really knows if that is due to 50 or not. I myself after reading the series went and bought all sorts of new play toys and I've heard similiar stories from others. While 50 is not responsible for all toy sales, obviously, I'm very sure it has resulted in increased sales.

 

[lovecraft68]

Ok baby you know I adore you but I beg to differ on this topic. I truly believe that 50 shades is somewhat responsible for an increase in sex toy sales. I've also read an article stating rope sales have also increased significantly, although who really knows if that is due to 50 or not. I myself after reading the series went and bought all sorts of new play toys and I've heard similiar stories from others. While 50 is not responsible for all toy sales, obviously, I'm very sure it has resulted in increased sales.

You can beg me anytime sexy.

Where the hell you been hiding?

And why the hell didi you buy shades? You are waaaaay beyond that vanilla pablum.

We had IM conversations hotter than anything in those books

 

[SydneyBlake]

You're absolutely right, Stella. Kitchens are a safety-frist kind of place.

These fine men will be on call in case the heat in Tatyana's kinky-sexy-fun-times kitchen gets out of control and turns into an inferno beyond my simple fire extinguisher's capabilities.

Most definitely! It must be a safe kitchen! So let's start construction!
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/559354_112361205577751_570720384_n.jpg

 

[4glory6]

Oh, god, Mr. "Shortstootight" going all Carrie Nation on this friggin book again.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Most definitely! It must be a safe kitchen! So let's start construction!
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/559354_112361205577751_570720384_n.jpg

Um wait, I think we need to meet our construction crew first.

One on one, like.

Get to know them.

 

[jenni7]

You can beg me anytime sexy.

Where the hell you been hiding?

And why the hell didi you buy shades? You are waaaaay beyond that vanilla pablum.

We had IM conversations hotter than anything in those books

Just took a break but glad to be back. Missed you though and yes we've had some amazing IM conversations haven't we makes me ache just thinking about them. And I bought shades because your way to far away and ever since someone opened the door to D/s for me I'm always interested in hearing more. Shame on you for living so far away when my fantasies scream for your experience!

 

[SydneyBlake]

Um wait, I think we need to meet our construction crew first.

One on one, like.

Get to know them.

Every delicious inch....

 

[annanova]

Um wait, I think we need to meet our construction crew first.

One on one, like.

Get to know them.

I suddenly need to find a roofer. Yes, there is a big ol' leak in my roof and someone needs to take a look at it. And when that is done, the water damage in the ceiling will have to be taken care of.

After that... I'm sure I'll come up with something... ooh!! My office! My office needs to be completely renovated. Painting! I need help with painting!

Yes, Tat has the right idea about the need for auditions... err... interviews. Extensive interviews. Now.