Tffa&c!!

[CharleyH]

That's more like it....LOL.

Picture red plaid( I hate plaid as much a pink, but theyre flannel) sneakers, a oversized shirt and a black leather jacket....don't mess with me....LOL

JERRY SPRINGER! Here she comes!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

JERRY SPRINGER! Here she comes!

Don't forget the missing tooth. Christ I hope Santa brings me one for Christmas.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Hey Lou...where's the other one today? I see Cloudy more than her these days...lol. I bet she's knitting sweaters for the squirrels, putting out their little stockings, taking them to see Santa and get their pix taken with him.

 

[Guest]

Hey Lou...where's the other one today? I see Cloudy more than her these days...lol. I bet she's knitting sweaters for the squirrels, putting out their little stockings, taking them to see Santa and get their pix taken with him.

She shows up once in a while, in the oddest of places. Seems to be getting a bit deep lately. Must be the cold weather. She'll thaw out in the spring.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

She shows up once in a while, in the oddest of places. Seems to be getting a bit deep lately. Must be the cold weather. She'll thaw out in the spring.

I noticed that too. Sort of creepy. Personally I think she's in lust and it makes her all swoony and act like a git.

 

[Guest]

I noticed that too. Sort of creepy. Personally I think she's in lust and it makes her all swoony and act like a git.

You mean there are times when she doesn't act like a git?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

You mean there are times when she doesn't act like a git?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!

You're a dead woman.

 

[Guest]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!

You're a dead woman.

I like to live on the edge.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I like to live on the edge.

Apparently.

I think I might bake cookies today...if I get eggs.

 

[Guest]

Apparently.

I think I might bake cookies today...if I get eggs.

That's a bit domestic of you, isn't?

I just dropped my two off at a party, so I'm gonna drag their pressies out and wrap them up.

*getting excited*

 

[ABSTRUSE]

That's a bit domestic of you, isn't?

I just dropped my two off at a party, so I'm gonna drag their pressies out and wrap them up.

*getting excited*

Oddly yes, I may even make some candies too. Found a good recipe for Chocolate caramels.

You're a large child. That's why we get along...LOL.

 

[Guest]

Oddly yes, I may even make some candies too. Found a good recipe for Chocolate caramels.

You're a large child. That's why we get along...LOL.

Oooh, send some to me!

Yep, big kids we are, and I think it's a good way to be.

Better get busy with the wrapping, catch you later!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Oooh, send some to me!

Yep, big kids we are, and I think it's a good way to be.

Better get busy with the wrapping, catch you later!

I'll work on that........have fun babe, later.

 

[Guest]

I'll work on that........have fun babe, later.

I did!

 

[CharleyH]

Man it is cold! I need a pussy to bury my nose in

It's freaking - 20c here! (for the dumb american that equals FUCKING COLD!)

 

[Guest]

Man it is cold! I need a pussy to bury my nose in

It's freaking - 20c here! (for the dumb american that equals FUCKING COLD!)

You tart!

Yup, that's cold. It's about zero here and that was too much for me.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Man it is cold! I need a pussy to bury my nose in

It's freaking - 20c here! (for the dumb american that equals FUCKING COLD!)

Oh like it's not cold here? Canuck from hell. I wrapped the dog around me to go outside.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Good morning bitches.

Lovely day.

 

[CharleyH]

Morning, morning. As you go to bed, I arise. All expected money mysteriously arrived, and today, yes, today, in three hours in fact, I will stand at the doors of the mall and merge with the villianous crowds into a nightmare of shopping. I'd have done it yesterday, but I was hungover until 4pm, which has not occurred in my life since 1992. LOL. If I said anything the night before that was badly misspelled, please know, I remember nothing, and thus remind myself why I do not EVER drink THAT much.

Tomorrow . . . travel . . . the long drive home. For now I wish you, my two favourite hoes, just in case I forget:

MERRY MERRY CHRISTMAS

May Santa shower you with gifts of the material or sexual variety.

 

[Guest]

Afternoon.

So glad things have come together for you both, just in time for Christmas. May it be calm and stress free (once the shopping has been done).

All I've got to buy now is more booze. Can never have enough booze at Christmas. I can't remember the last time I had a hangover, btw.

Katie

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Morning, morning. As you go to bed, I arise. All expected money mysteriously arrived, and today, yes, today, in three hours in fact, I will stand at the doors of the mall and merge with the villianous crowds into a nightmare of shopping. I'd have done it yesterday, but I was hungover until 4pm, which has not occurred in my life since 1992. LOL. If I said anything the night before that was badly misspelled, please know, I remember nothing, and thus remind myself why I do not EVER drink THAT much.

Tomorrow . . . travel . . . the long drive home. For now I wish you, my two favourite hoes, just in case I forget:

MERRY MERRY CHRISTMAS

May Santa shower you with gifts of the material or sexual variety.

wow, you're wordy today.
Have fun shopping, becareful on the roads, even though I know you don't drive.
I hope you have the bestest Christmas ever....I know you will cause you know me now and that's like a gift from god.

Merry Christmas, Bella.
I love you more than Lou's luggage.

 

[CharleyH]

Well, I made it back in one piece. Can you believe I could not find a gap anywhere in my neighborhood. That's what you get for living in the artsy'hood.

What I do need to say is: I AM DEVIOUS DEVIOUS.

That's all

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Well, I made it back in one piece. Can you believe I could not find a gap anywhere in my neighborhood. That's what you get for living in the artsy'hood.

What I do need to say is: I AM DEVIOUS DEVIOUS.

That's all

Mugged the elderly again, didn't you?

 

[CharleyH]

I am too devious to tell

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I am too devious to tell

No, you're twisted too.