Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[stevesthename]

I never even notice petite women in leggings.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I love it when I'm part of a harem

 

[paulman999]

I’m glad I’m not well hung…

 

[Mo_Bandy]

I avoid giving half my paycheck to Onlyfans skanks

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm a Gator fan.


*chokes*
(Like they did)

 

[RainyDayPerson]

I am a super confident, talkative, sexually confident extrovert who feels at home everywhere he goes…

 

[Wand3rlust]

I did not just cum.

 

[GallantWriter]

I hate seltzer water.

 

[EctoJohn]

I know Dave Coulier personally.

 

[smtst5]

I completely understand today’s younger generation

 

[EctoJohn]

I am a career politician.

 

[LittleGreene]

I don’t have any fantasies and I don’t often think about sex

 

[sister jenny]

Socially confident, love parties and chit chat, always know what to say and what people expect of me.
Amazing at reading people and understanding social codes, confident and strong.
I thrive in unexpected situations and love surprises. I would never let anyone speak for me as I always know what to say.
Being cocky and open behind a keyboard is not at all a compensation for who I am in real life.

 

[Hopeful1972]

My stories have gotten me so much action...

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Socially confident, love parties and chit chat, always know what to say and what people expect of me.
Amazing at reading people and understanding social codes, confident and strong.
I thrive in unexpected situations and love surprises. I would never let anyone speak for me as I always know what to say.
Being cocky and open behind a keyboard is not at all a compensation for who I am in real life.

Women that can articulate their feelings and show intelligence and humor disgust me. I hope to never chat with them.

 

[EricaAnna]

I'm incredibly savvy and articulate, and never ever feel like I never match up with the ideal of what I want to be like on line, especially sexually.

And I never do naughty things in a church...or public for that matter.

 

[Mebtaz2000]

I’m kind, considerate, and not at all rude to Auburn fans.

 

[EctoJohn]

I have broken each arm and each leg at least once in my life, all at different times.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

I have a detachable penis

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I am perfectly normal.

 

[Photog1rl]

I hate lying naked in the sun.

 

[Photog1rl]

I have a detachable penis

 

[Ratchetman1982]

I'm not weird at all

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I have a detachable penis

Like being air-droppable, everything is detachable- once

 

[smtst5]

I love being in a room full of strangers. Especially in a social situation. I’m super comfortable talking to anyone.