Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[EctoJohn]

I was originally born in New York City, Northern Ireland.

 

[HopefulRetirement]

I once declined to be on the cover of GQ because I felt they had to use filters to being my level of sexy down to a more normal level.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Vague Magazine got pics of me, but after processing my image the systems had to be replaced - every image was reworked to look like me.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

You're So Vain by Carly Simon is about me

 

[ALovelyNudist]

I am royalty

 

[EctoJohn]

I have a collection of rare hats.

 

[Pad_Foot]

My cock keeps growing bigger year after year

 

[barefootgirl69]

Vague Magazine got pics of me, but after processing my image the systems had to be replaced - every image was reworked to look like me.

Yes, I remember that! It Vaguely looked like you! Stunning!

 

[Ratchetman1982]

The band Hanson will appear suddenly and dive right into the chorus of MmmBop whenever things are about to get frisky between me and a lady with bad taste.

 

[HopefulRetirement]

I'm totally innocent.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

My mere presence defines our joint surreality. Once I actively engage, it just gets better.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Ladies melt whenever I begin describing the seven lightsaber forms in detail

 

[sicpup72]

I’m tall, thin & hung

 

[Wand3rlust]

I’m tall, thin & hung

whaddya know? Me too!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I rarely care when a woman doesn't respond to me after more than a week...

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm actually a woman.

 

[Trubbycat]

Women line up to plaster cast me.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

My charm is overwhelming

 

[UsuallyPresent]

My overwhelming personality is charming

 

[Sexydrana]

I’m actually tall

 

[Codeman93]

I’m completely stress free

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm a fucking hunk.

 

[Sexydrana]

I’m a robot

 

[barefootgirl69]

The band Hanson will appear suddenly and dive right into the chorus of MmmBop whenever things are about to get frisky between me and a lady with bad taste.

This did NOT make me laugh!

 

[smtst5]

I totally understand women. Ask me anything