Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Taegul]

***Special Announcement***

As of today, I have removed everyone from my ignore list so dick pic AVs are back on the table.

Let's see those light switches in the AVs, guys!

 

[fullservice65]

Even after my dick-reduction surgery, she said I still was a dick.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

I am a Pokemon Master trainer

 

[EctoJohn]

I was the original vocalist for The Rolling Stones before they became famous.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

The Barbie movie is about me

 

[Pad_Foot]

My box here is stuffed with so many DM’s that I will never be able to respond to them all.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

I have not had to put people here on ignore list.

 

[EctoJohn]

I am a master puzzle maker.

 

[Farrell30]

I’ve really short legs.

 

[SimplyMsT]

I'm a beauty queen

 

[Venefica]

I am a virgin

 

[Ratchetman1982]

All of the ladies love me

 

[EctoJohn]

I have a harem of women just waiting to ride my dick.

 

[Pad_Foot]

I am super confident here

 

[barefootgirl69]

I toured a season with the Harlem Globetrotters.

 

[questquilya]

I'm always zen. I'll say more: I invented zen.

 

[Strixaluco]

I found a way to bring peace to all the worlds, but it other gods were so mad about it that I had to promise to not use it.

 

[HopefulRetirement]

I taught Batman everything he knows.

 

[fullservice65]

After I made my first billion and bought my first election ...

 

[EctoJohn]

I have my alarm set each morning to the Mister Rogers theme.

 

[Taegul]

Construction of my adult-themed miniature golf course is almost complete. There are multiple swinging dick obstacles, perfectly rounded boob obstacles, and every hole has either trimmed or shaved pubes.

Sorry but no full bushes on my miniature golf course. I wanna minimize how many of my balls get lost in hazards.

I'm gonna be a millionaire.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

I successfully divide by zero

 

[EctoJohn]

I own a private jet that is painted 15 different shades of blue on the outside.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

I cheated on myself, with myself

 

[EctoJohn]

I prefer wearing pants that are far too big for me.