Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[LurkingPhoenix]

I'm not the slightest bit nerdy, and I'm 6'5".

 

[Beachgirl22]

I can't stand chocolate. I hate the stuff and never eat it.

 

[kurrginatorX]

I once has sex with 44 women in 44 minutes, and I came 44 times, and they all came 44 times each.

 

[Bjerget]

The biggest lie ever: I will learn my lesson!

 

[BongoGal]

It takes a highly-skilled and experienced man to bring me to orgasm.

 

[Billsexpot]

I have two penises.

 

[fakingadulthood]

As a short man, I can sit comfortably on planes and definitely don’t think that people who lean their seats back despite the clear resistance of human knee caps that are already up against their seat are going to a special part of hell

 

[comesayhi]

I,m getting so many pm's from ladies want to chat and flirt with me,I,m thinking about taking on some staff...

 

[JerseyJade]

I'm soooo in love with, DADDYLOVER3.

 

[MattWolf]

I'm 5' 12"

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I have long-flowing nose hairs that I braid into animal shapes for neatness. My current nose hair artwork looks like an armadillo.

 

[MattWolf]

I'm deceptively modest about the size of my cock.

 

[de_valmont]

I am an asshole to insecure girls, taking advantage of their weakness rather than ask for deliberate devotion.

 

[fakingadulthood]

I am not going to legitimately consider punching the next idiot who stands up before we get to the gate

 

[MattWolf]

I can't not remember the last time I didn't forget to not think about remember to think about sex more often.

 

[LurkingPhoenix]

I'm soooo in love with, DADDYLOVER3.

JJ...these were supposed to be lies, hon.

 

[Sundayschild]

Pmsl

 

[Elgirldani]

I have NOT laid in bed all afternoon doing nothing naughty

 

[MattWolf]

I've never misused a triple negative to kid myself that maybe I haven't not lost at argument.

 

[de_valmont]

I have NOT laid in bed all afternoon doing nothing naughty

double negotiation ... confusing me.

 

[Elgirldani]

double negotiation ... confusing me.

Negotiation? Now I’m confused... to be fair, I did wonder if I should use something instead of nothing

 

[MattWolf]

I'm only confused on purpose.

 

[Fermina_Daza]

I like people.

 

[MattWolf]

I like people.

I like marzipan people best of all.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

I feel super confident and comfortable all the time. Also, I never crave carbs nor sex.