Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[sunset_dreaming]

…I swore it was in self-defence

 

[EctoJohn]

Wearing a nice watch is one of the few luxuries I enjoy.

 

[SusanHoward]

I don’t yet have any dates this weekend!

 

[Fillingthevoid]

I’m ok

 

[Taegul]

I totally believe all the posts in the Let's See Those Faces thread. Nope, definitely never a fake in there. All 100% legit. Yessiree.

 

[EctoJohn]

I am an expert on thermonuclear fusion.

 

[Sexydrana]

I’m a nun in a convent

 

[pinkparkhorse]

I sneak into the convent every night to corrupt @Sexydrana

 

[Chatomatic]

My mother was a hamster and my father smelled of alderberries!!!!!

 

[Latexisland]

I really don’t like sex.

 

[Mrtenant]

Unfortunately, I really do have a dicknose. makes it much more interesting when satisfying 2 women at once.

 

[jason28053]

They call me, Pinocchio

 

[EctoJohn]

I once taught elementary school for a year, but had my teaching certification revoked because one of the kids destroyed my Pokemon team resulting in a mental breakdown.

 

[IelleDan]

I'm 6ft

 

[Him15]

I'm amazing at sex, truly impressive

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

The big reveal...drum roll please...

I am...

@Mo_Bandy

 

[SimonSex]

Gosh, I just love conservative Republicans!!!

 

[Him15]

Gosh, I just love conservative Republicans!!!

Gosh people who throw political opinions around in a non political setting are interesting

 

[SimonSex]

Gosh. Someone should invent spellcheck. Ya’ know. For any open forum.

 

[EctoJohn]

My penis is made from Lego. I can vary its size and color at will.

 

[Sexydrana]

My penis is made from Lego. I can vary its size and color at will.

And my breasts are made from the scrap Growing Up Skipper dolls so they can inflate when you move my arms up

 

[Bloodandglitter]

I hate taking naps

 

[korra12]

I hate being told what to do… especially slowly, in a deep voice, with intention.

 

[EctoJohn]

I used to be a King's Guard because I thought the big furry black hats were cool.

 

[Taegul]

I love this Fuddrucker's decision to play Judge Judy on the television because I can't imagine a prettier voice in my ear as I'm shoving a burger down my throat. Judg Judy's voice leaves me emotionally erect. (Credit to Steve Martin for that line )