Tanka Poem

[Voboy]

Thunderclaps surround:
Symphonic, percussive, sharp
On eardrums, stirring...
Now distracting noise excites,
The rhythmic spanks calling me.

 

[WCSGarland]

and I just got an inspiration for a story...

 

[EllenMore]

when we have finished
I lie awake and listen--
the night songs of birds
are as soothing as your skin,
my fingers along your back

 

[AlinaX]

owls the other night
singing me through the dark hours
of elusive sleep
what laws are they debating
while we nod our trusting heads?

 

[Jocelyn_Nicole_Sawyer]

I'm sure you have an eager core, and if her hair is long enough, your core could be wrapped.

my fantasy: she is Rapunzel...and her locks wrap around my wrists & ankles... to bind me. Then I tightly close my eyes... until her tender loving hand cups my face and tilts my chin upwards-- then I choose to gaze upon her awesome visage before I'm turned to stone.

 

[Jocelyn_Nicole_Sawyer]

I wouldn't ordinarily have said anything, but NivKumar was taken to task for syllable count and spankings were mentioned. I just wanted to make sure anybody who wanted a spanking had an opportunity for a spanking.

yeah, but I think it's mostly you guys who want spankings. I might be wrong...

 

[Jocelyn_Nicole_Sawyer]

We Tanka ladies are not hopped up on sugar-coated pastry and 50 shades of grey... so best bring your A-games. (sorry, did I mention I've been watching The Americas... one thing is pretty clear...universally... the guys need to make a splash and dance...and sometimes fight... in order to attract a female's attention-- also helps if your poetry is narrated by Tom Hanks) -- can I get an Amen?

 

[WCSGarland]

We Tanka ladies are not hopped up on sugar-coated pastry and 50 shades of grey... so best bring your A-games. (sorry, did I mention I've been watching The Americas... one thing is pretty clear...universally... the guys need to make a splash and dance...and sometimes fight... in order to attract a female's attention-- also helps if your poetry is narrated by Tom Hanks) -- can I get an Amen?

I'm too old to fight. I'd just wait until my opponent is asleep. If Tom Hanks gets anywhere near narrating one of my poems... well, that's just beyond the pale... I think I'd have to quit wearing hearing aids.

 

[Jocelyn_Nicole_Sawyer]

I'm too old to fight. I'd just wait until my opponent is asleep. If Tom Hanks gets anywhere near narrating one of my poems... well, that's just beyond the pale... I think I'd have to quit wearing hearing aids.

okay... well, how about bringing us a Starbucks coffee and one of those lemon-frosted scones? yummy!

 

[Jocelyn_Nicole_Sawyer]

also there once was an old rooster in charge of a whole henhouse... and this young rooster shows up to take over. The oldster says, okay how about we race around the farm-- winner gets all. The youngster thinks that's a hoot so points out the old man won't have a chance.

the old rooster thinks then says... yeah, okay so you probably need to give me a head-start. Fair enough...and they line up and the race is on...and as the come around the farmhouse, the old rooster starts crowing because the youngster is gaining on him...practically on his butt.

the farmer has been watching the whole time and now throws up his shotgun-- BLAM!

"Dag Nabbit! I was sold another gay rooster..."

more than one way to win a fight!

 

[Booboobear84]

For our goddess of the 64:

Greatest of all games

The beautiful clean battle

Mental conflict pure

Equal but for the first move

The struggle of Black and White

 

[Jocelyn_Nicole_Sawyer]

Love it! @Booboobear84 is now warmly welcomed into our ranks... Ha-zah!

 

[WCSGarland]

okay... well, how about bringing us a Starbucks coffee and one of those lemon-frosted scones? yummy!

That I can get behind. Americano is it?

 

[Jocelyn_Nicole_Sawyer]

That I can get behind. Americano is it?

no, no... like caramel and lots of whipped cream... it actually might not even be coffee for all I know. Thanks in advance!

 

[NivKay]

@AlinaX @Voboy @Angeline @WCSGarland @NivKumar @Razzyricho @EllenMore

Might need to change name of the thread to "Joss & The Magnificent Seven!"
that kind of has a nice ring to it-- The Magnificent Seven... I might need to copyright that

Ooooohhh I like it!

 

[NivKay]

Been away awhile
and so much has happened here,
Talk of spanking, whipped
cream roosters, Tanka lasses
Poetic hologram hell

 

[Jocelyn_Nicole_Sawyer]

poetic hologram hell... yeah, but like in a good way, no?

also... can we agree to root for Journalism in tomorrow's derby race? such a beautiful horse

 

[AlinaX]

I pay for my rent
with a free use agreement
that I don't regret
once a week he shaves my pubes
and licks me to a climax

 

[AlinaX]

he bought me a plug
and inserted it that night
kissing my sweet cheeks
I wore it to work today
and my boss said, Take it out!

 

[AlinaX]

eleven inches!
that's what he said, anyway
and you know they lie...
I kissed him hard and measured
with vernier callipers

 

[NivKay]

I refuse, refuse
to write erotic verses
I simply detest
desecrating poetry
But, Alina's got me primed.

 

[AlinaX]

eroticism
is no stranger to poems
just ask Rabbie Burns
we Scots know to part the words
and slip the meat between 'em

 

[WCSGarland]

Joss prepped the blank page,
Got me turned on to Tanka,
Made me salivate,
AlinaX blew me away,
Had me spent 'fore I could start.

 

[Angeline]

Eroticism
is a shiver, fingertips;
imagination
the catalyst that can spark
beginnings and fan the flames.

 

[NivKay]

I see her shimmer
in concupiscent madness,
Crepuscular eyes,
which cross and cross across my
Mind, Vesuvius rises