Tanka Poem

[Jocelyn_Nicole_Sawyer]

so...confession time: I erroneously thought windshield was 3 syllables...because my fingers told me that was true. I hope y'all still have faith in my leadership and are not planning any sort of coup...

 

[WCSGarland]

so...confession time: I erroneously thought windshield was 3 syllables...because my fingers told me that was true. I hope y'all still have faith in my leadership and are not planning any sort of coup...

trying to imagine you sounding it out like - wind (1) shi (2) eld (3)... what accent?

 

[Jocelyn_Nicole_Sawyer]

trying to imagine you sounding it out like - wind (1) shi (2) eld (3)... what accent?

That's EXACTLY the way it happened! btw... loved your "intermittent wiper" idea -- lovely

 

[NivKay]

so...confession time: I erroneously thought windshield was 3 syllables...because my fingers told me that was true. I hope y'all still have faith in my leadership and are not planning any sort of coup...

To the guillotine with you!!

 

[WCSGarland]

To the guillotine with you!!

that's a bit drastic. maybe she would prefer a spanking over beheading.

 

[Booboobear84]

To the guillotine with you!!

The Scarlet Pimpernel shall defend that lovely neck.

 

[AlinaX]

I too would defend
your neck from that brutal blade
life is too precious
blood should be teased from the young
not left to gush out on sand

 

[Jocelyn_Nicole_Sawyer]

To the guillotine with you!!

J'ai peut-être dit quelque chose comme "laissez-les manger du gâteau", mais c'était pour plaisanter...

 

[WCSGarland]

Steely blade is raised,
Must we do that, you exclaim?
Very well, say I,
It will be messy instead,
Good you say, and grab the cake.

 

[AlinaX]

black forest gateau
cherries, chocolate and cream
tangible heaven
who needs sex, just fetch a knife
and share and indulge for hours

 

[Jocelyn_Nicole_Sawyer]

I have it on good authority that @AlinaX tastes more like sticky, toffee, pudding...

who wants to dive in?

 

[WCSGarland]

Wake me up when we get to somebody more like Tiramisu.

 

[Jocelyn_Nicole_Sawyer]

Wake me up when we get to somebody more like Tiramisu.

isn't that like coffee and lady fingers? Oh, I think I see what you did there

 

[Jocelyn_Nicole_Sawyer]

oh, and new rule: feel free to share a music video if it makes you cry...

 

[Jocelyn_Nicole_Sawyer]

here's the LIVE version...

 

[AlinaX]

I have it on good authority that @AlinaX is more like sticky, toffee, pudding...

who wants to dive in?

Interesting choice, but I'm coffee & walnut.

 

[Jocelyn_Nicole_Sawyer]

Interesting choice, but I'm coffee & walnut.

so... sticky or not?

 

[AlinaX]

so... sticky or not?

Um, maybe, I guess?

 

[Jocelyn_Nicole_Sawyer]

Ha! and just like that I'm smiling again-- love this Tanka-Team!

 

[AlinaX]

Amazon served me up a low budget sexbot story, clearly under the impression I like that kind of thing.

 

[AlinaX]

sexbot at the door
seeking the one who loves her
or at least her ports
the bastard's married these days
to a much newer model

 

[WCSGarland]

recycling a haiku as a tanka...

My mind is amok,
Body is breaking apart,
The soul carries on,
Though my doom is impending,
I'll not know the why nor when.

 

[WCSGarland]

sexbot at the door
seeking the one who loves her
or at least her ports
the bastard's married these days
to a much newer model

If you need help with the sex bot at your door, keep me in mind.

 

[AlinaX]

If you need help with the sex bot at your door, keep me in mind.

It's a plot summary of Maid Droid Origins

 

[WCSGarland]

recycling another haiku as tanka...

She squirms left and right,
Back and forth over my mouth,
Tasting excited,
Feeding me her bold desires,
Slaking my thirst with her lust.