Tallulah's Thread. Fuck yeah.

I have such a poor relationship with sleep.

Sleep hygiene? Useless.
Lavender on pillow? Useless.
Repeat ad nauseum.

I'm a hardcore night time insomniac.

I think the last time I got more than 5 hours was the day after my dad died, through sheer exhaustion, I hadn't slept for nearly 3 days. That was over 2 years ago.

Living like this, you can see why sleep deprivation is used as a form of torture.
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I can't imagine how you manage to live like this indefinitely. I sometimes worry that one day I'll enter a 2-3 hour a night pattern and never get out of it again, but until then, I'll breathe relief that I do sometimes get enough sleep.
 
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I can, fortunately, still nap in the daytime for up to an hour if I'm tired enough but I still need some mental distraction like music. I'll take sleeping pills if the run of nights has been too long and I'm barely functioning but they're not guaranteed to work either unless exhaustion is already there.

I managed a super deep sleep last night, as indicated by the fact that I woke in exactly the same position, zero turning over and my earbud still in (which often falls out during sleep). So, hopefully my body has reset and I can get back to my 4.5-6 hours a night!
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I can nap occasionally for up to an hour as well.

I did try melatonin last night, bc I was that exhausted and agreed on jt not being a guarantee. I got more sleep last night than I did the night before. But the nightmare that happened at 4am didn't help, then the train came at like 5am. So didn't go back to sleep.

I need to wear my oura ring again to track my sleep and see how much I get again.

But the best is like you mentioned where you don't toss or turn. Wake up in the same position.
 
I like melatonin and use 10 mg before bed. I've tried lots of other things but am very cautious about medications. Truthfully, the three things that have made the biggest difference have been not eating after 7 pm, no alcohol in the evening, and stopping any screen use and reading a paper book instead. This last one has nothing to do with the blue light issue, but rather with triggering the dopamine reward pathways in the brain...I don't want an excited brain at bedtime!

Oh, and I've trained myself that, should I get up during the night for the bathroom, I never look at the clock as I get back in bed.
 
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I was gonna ask a silly question that would be an inside joke between us, but I feel bad about your insomnia.
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I'll just drop this moment of utter absurdity for you all. It's a great example of "you can't make this shit up," and even more positive because of the response of the people involved.

A friend was in bed with his wife and they were enjoying some morning cuddling. Soon she was sitting astride him, riding his cock, when her period started. They just kept going. That's the moment that their 4 year old chose to throw their bedroom door open, run in and hop on the bed to have explosive projectile vomiting all over her dad's bare chest.

What the fuck? Yeah, well, you could laugh or you could cry. After a few moments of shock, my friend and his wife dissolved into hopeless laughter.
 
Dear Abby,

A person on Literotica recommended practicing on bananas while learning how to suck a cock, saying that they won't break. The thing is, I've seen my girlfriend break any number of bananas in her vagina, sometimes actually turning them into a sort of pudding. What's up with that?

Love,
Curious
 
Dear Abby,

A person on Literotica recommended practicing on bananas while learning how to suck a cock, saying that they won't break. The thing is, I've seen my girlfriend break any number of bananas in her vagina, sometimes actually turning them into a sort of pudding. What's up with that?

Love,
Curious
The cylinder must not be harmed.
 
Dear Abby,

A person on Literotica recommended practicing on bananas while learning how to suck a cock, saying that they won't break. The thing is, I've seen my girlfriend break any number of bananas in her vagina, sometimes actually turning them into a sort of pudding. What's up with that?

Love,
Curious

Dear Curious,

I'm both impressed and wary of your GF's vagina, as I'm sure you are. But maybe next time don't actually peel the banana before internal use. Tip: also freeze them for an extra treat.
For practising sucking, nah, I'd go straight for buying a realistic dildo that will also get you mentally ready for the appearance of what's coming towards your face.

Love,

Abbey? Abbey? Who the fuck is Abbey?

Terms and conditions of use: advice is utter bullshit and Tallulah takes no responsibility for any outcomes if you foolishly follow the advice spurted forthwith.
 
A glimpse inside my brain... typical overthinking incoming!

I am 51 years old and generally I am happy with my appearance in terms of ageing. I'd never go down any kind of cosmetic surgery route for tackling wrinkles etc. But my hair...

I've dyed my hair pretty much all my life. From being early twenties just for fun colours then slowly fell into dying it because I began to have grey hairs before my thirties. I am a lazy twat, though, and don't do the regular upkeeps of roots and my hairdresser has despaired of me many a time, pointing out that I could have them done every other month then wouldn't have to do the "big" appointment every 4-6 months as I do. Nah. That's far too much faff. 1 x three-hour appointment every six months sounds fine to me. :ROFLMAO: I'll only go earlier if there's a special reason to.

Which brings me to now. I last dyed my hair in August 25. The grey is coming through strong now and I'm seriously debating never colouring it again. It'll look wrong for probably about another year or two, but then it'll be all grey. All natural. And I have zero problem with being full grey before I'm 55. In fact, I like to buck trends and being a younger-older person with full grey hair appeals to me.

The issue is that I also have long hair which I adore. It's also thick so it hangs really well. I want to keep the length. I want to be that older woman with long grey locks. But sense would say to chop it off to more of a bob once the grey tideline reaches that point. I've had bobs before for practical purposes but never really liked them. So this is when the oddness of growing out greys could reach critical point - to chop or not to chop. This, I think, is my biggest issue. I'd have to be careful not to fall into the 'old lady haircuts' realm.

A small part of me wants to dye it and ignore the problem - make that a Tallulah at 60 problem of going through growing out the dye. But. I'm already six months into it, so it seems silly to postpone the inevitable anyway.

The beauty of right now is that my hair is a dark blonde colour with a couple of highlights so it's not a terrible terrible contrast.

I'm also following a wig woman on FB - she's Scottish and she began wearing wigs to grow out her grey. I love this idea- though I don't think I would become a daily user, but maybe for special occasions just for the fun of it.

Normally, I'd be dying it for travelling but this time I think I'll be wearing hats/scarfs most of the time anyway, so that's not concerning me now.

I'll be booking my hair appointment in a few weeks time (March) and talking to my hairdresser - at the very least it'll need a trim and shape anyway. I wonder if I'll still feel this bold and confident when I'm sat in the chair. 🤷‍♀️:ROFLMAO:
 
I think it's really your decision. I think whoever your partners are, should just deal.

I can say this, in case random internet opinion person matters-

When I was dating a woman 17 years older than me and she started looking her age in her mid 40s, I found it erotic that she was visibly older than me.

If you look great, but also, not 20 anymore, fine.

People will be into that. People who you'd want to have fun with, because they like who you are, and don't care if your hair has fake color.

My dad, lived to 72 and never dyed his hair, never got a gray hair on top of his head.

He looked 50 when he died, he looked 35 at 50.

I have inherited his youthful looks and I do not look 42, at all, not remotely.

If I dated someone in her 50s and she had grey hair, I'd walk proudly around with her on my arm and give her kisses and make people stare.

Only an age gap of like 10 years, pah, I've done nearly double that.

If she looks her age but is also beautiful inside and out, I'd flaunt her.

Grey is not ugly. Embrace your beauty.

Be who you are, or want to be. Both are valid. My opinion and that of all the random others don't matter, what you want comes first.

Just know, society may have trained us to despise the concept of getting old, I'll drag an older woman everywhere and show her off and give her kisses, that's what I've done my whole life.

I am now at the age I am willing to return the favor, so dating folks in their 30s is now on my radar for the first time, more or less.

Some 30 year olds when I was 20.
 
A glimpse inside my brain... typical overthinking incoming!

I am 51 years old and generally I am happy with my appearance in terms of ageing. I'd never go down any kind of cosmetic surgery route for tackling wrinkles etc. But my hair...

I've dyed my hair pretty much all my life. From being early twenties just for fun colours then slowly fell into dying it because I began to have grey hairs before my thirties. I am a lazy twat, though, and don't do the regular upkeeps of roots and my hairdresser has despaired of me many a time, pointing out that I could have them done every other month then wouldn't have to do the "big" appointment every 4-6 months as I do. Nah. That's far too much faff. 1 x three-hour appointment every six months sounds fine to me. :ROFLMAO: I'll only go earlier if there's a special reason to.

Which brings me to now. I last dyed my hair in August 25. The grey is coming through strong now and I'm seriously debating never colouring it again. It'll look wrong for probably about another year or two, but then it'll be all grey. All natural. And I have zero problem with being full grey before I'm 55. In fact, I like to buck trends and being a younger-older person with full grey hair appeals to me.

The issue is that I also have long hair which I adore. It's also thick so it hangs really well. I want to keep the length. I want to be that older woman with long grey locks. But sense would say to chop it off to more of a bob once the grey tideline reaches that point. I've had bobs before for practical purposes but never really liked them. So this is when the oddness of growing out greys could reach critical point - to chop or not to chop. This, I think, is my biggest issue. I'd have to be careful not to fall into the 'old lady haircuts' realm.

A small part of me wants to dye it and ignore the problem - make that a Tallulah at 60 problem of going through growing out the dye. But. I'm already six months into it, so it seems silly to postpone the inevitable anyway.

The beauty of right now is that my hair is a dark blonde colour with a couple of highlights so it's not a terrible terrible contrast.

I'm also following a wig woman on FB - she's Scottish and she began wearing wigs to grow out her grey. I love this idea- though I don't think I would become a daily user, but maybe for special occasions just for the fun of it.

Normally, I'd be dying it for travelling but this time I think I'll be wearing hats/scarfs most of the time anyway, so that's not concerning me now.

I'll be booking my hair appointment in a few weeks time (March) and talking to my hairdresser - at the very least it'll need a trim and shape anyway. I wonder if I'll still feel this bold and confident when I'm sat in the chair. 🤷‍♀️:ROFLMAO:
I mean, you have gone 6 months already, If you do a full dye now, you are back to square one.
 
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