Tallulah's Thread. Fuck yeah.

[PotNoodle79]

Thing about mulled wine, it tastes just like blackcurrant lemsip. Anyone who says different is lying to themselves. I am currently lying to myself by drinking a blackcurrant lemsip and pretending it's mulled wine.

And so the cycle of self delusion continues.

 

[Tallulah82]

2nd best of last year TYVM.

Dear Monkey, can you please introduce me to the best wanker of last year. Thank you in advance.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Dear Monkey, can you please introduce me to the best wanker of last year. Thank you in advance.

It’s really not surprising when you think about it
Post in thread ' Wanker of the Week Awards '
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/🏆-wanker-of-the-week-awards-🏆.1603155/post-99970926

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

women are turned on by men who clean the house and actually ask for directions?

So basically you're saying women are turned on by women? I am so confused

 

[TomTeacher19]

I've been too busy for Lit and sadly did not know this thread existed until today but good Lord I am happy to have found it as I am very enamoured with Tallulah and find my most everything she chooses to share to be fun and entertaining and brings smiles to me.

I'm a bit late on the misheard lyrics and I can't take personal credit for him this but my aunt always swore in The Boxer by Simon and Garfunkel that it was a horse on Seventh avenue that came on to him. She had no good answer about how he took some comfort there.

 

[Tallulah82]

It’s really not surprising when you think about it
Post in thread ' Wanker of the Week Awards '
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/-wanker-of-the-week-awards-.1603155/post-99970926

Oh good lord, no. That thread is full of wankers. I can only handle one or two wankers at a time.

 

[Tallulah82]

So basically you're saying women are turned on by women? I am so confused

Your confusion is so cute. Of course we're turned on by other women.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Your confusion is so cute.

Thats how I made it to number one on your wanker list

 

[Tallulah82]

I've been too busy for Lit and sadly did not know this thread existed until today but good Lord I am happy to have found it as I am very enamoured with Tallulah and find my most everything she chooses to share to be fun and entertaining and brings smiles to me.

I'm a bit late on the misheard lyrics and I can't take personal credit for him this but my aunt always swore in The Boxer by Simon and Garfunkel that it was a horse on Seventh avenue that came on to him. She had no good answer about how he took some comfort there.

Dude. WTF? Most everything? I need figures so I can decide if I'm deeply offended.

What's "most"? 90%? 95%? 99%.

You think carefully about what you've said before you come in here and think you're being kind. Pfft.

 

[Tallulah82]

Thats how I made it to number one on your wanker list

You wish.

 

[Tallulah82]

Ok, I'm off to Liverpool. Enjoy your weekend everyone and if you do something truly horrific or amusing (sometimes they overlap), then please report here next week.

 

[TomTeacher19]

Dude. WTF? Most everything? I need figures so I can decide if I'm deeply offended.

What's "most"? 90%? 95%? 99%.

You think carefully about what you've said before you come in here and think you're being kind. Pfft.

I dislike working with absolutes.

You can be deeply offended, but please avoid being completely and totally offended or the most offended you could possibly be.

Plus you're from another country so there is always a good chance I think you are saying one thing and I think I love it but really I'm just totally wrong.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oh good lord, no. That thread is full of wankers. I can only handle one or two wankers at a time.

Only got two hands after all.

Wait…you do only have two right?

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Oh my god, I'd love it to be. Please. Yes! And no - I'm not going to post "before" nudes as a way of comparing weight loss. Not that you asked. But only pervs linger here and that's a perv type of approach.

Did I miss the fucking nudes?

Damn...oh well.

*sips martini*

"Cheers"

 

[Apisto42]

Oh my god, I'd love it to be. Please. Yes! And no - I'm not going to post "before" nudes as a way of comparing weight loss. Not that you asked. But only pervs linger here and that's a perv type of approach.

Just send me a daily nood and I’ll track it for you.

 

[Tallulah82]

Only got two hands after all.

Wait…you do only have two right?

No comment.

 

[Tallulah82]

Did I miss the fucking nudes?

Damn...oh well.

*sips martini*

"Cheers"

Just send me a daily nood and I’ll track it for you.

I can happily send you both nudes.

*starts catfishing*

 

[StrangeView]

Ok, I'm off to Liverpool. Enjoy your weekend everyone and if you do something truly horrific or amusing (sometimes they overlap), then please report here next week.

Hey Tal, thought it was you heading past

 

[StrangeView]

I can happily send you both nudes.

*starts catfishing*

Don't I get any??

 

[Tallulah82]

My weekend report:

I feel like I've recharged my core self again, reconnected with who I am. We talked, and ate, and drank, and talked, and slept, and talked. We haven't spent time alone together since Feb '24 and though we've seen each other since, it's been with other people around.
We have made solid plans (mostly solid) to tour Ireland in 2027 (yes, we had to put it in that year and not next) which we're both excited for.
We went to the cinema and watched National Theatre's Inter Alia and were emotionally wiped out by that (and also created much more discussion). And had tapas.

I am exhausted from the intensity of being sociable and the travel (which was worst both ways than I've ever experienced and that journey is a well established one in my life), but that's typical for me regardless of who or what or where.

I feel ready to fight the world again - after a solid nap.

 

[Tallulah82]

Hey Tal, thought it was you heading past

Don't I get any??

Put yer glasses on and realise what I offered them. You, my delicious one, gets the proper ones.

 

[StrangeView]

Put yer glasses on and realise what I offered them. You, my delicious one, gets the proper ones.

 

[MrPimms]

Both nudes? Does this mean there are only two in existence?

You had a full on weekend. Theatre? Right posh! Did you have opera glasses and full length gloves?

Great. I’ll be back after a quick wan… wangle.

 

[Tallulah82]

Both nudes? Does this mean there are only two in existence?

You had a full on weekend. Theatre? Right posh! Did you have opera glasses and full length gloves?

Great. I’ll be back after a quick wan… wangle.

Cinema showing of a live-recorded theatre show. Not the same, haha! I bloody wish it was the theatre. Love me a bit of a good play.

 

[MrPimms]

Cinema showing of a live-recorded theatre show. Not the same, haha! I bloody wish it was the theatre. Love me a bit of a good play.

You love a good play? Could we have a prayer for your inbox.

Live theatre is an experience.

I see no denial of the opera gloves.