Tallulah's Thread. Fuck yeah.

[PotNoodle79]

Thing about mulled wine, it tastes just like blackcurrant lemsip. Anyone who says different is lying to themselves. I am currently lying to myself by drinking a blackcurrant lemsip and pretending it's mulled wine.

And so the cycle of self delusion continues.

 

[Tallulah82]

2nd best of last year TYVM.

Dear Monkey, can you please introduce me to the best wanker of last year. Thank you in advance.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Dear Monkey, can you please introduce me to the best wanker of last year. Thank you in advance.

It’s really not surprising when you think about it
Post in thread ' Wanker of the Week Awards '
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/🏆-wanker-of-the-week-awards-🏆.1603155/post-99970926

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

women are turned on by men who clean the house and actually ask for directions?

So basically you're saying women are turned on by women? I am so confused

 

[TomTeacher19]

I've been too busy for Lit and sadly did not know this thread existed until today but good Lord I am happy to have found it as I am very enamoured with Tallulah and find my most everything she chooses to share to be fun and entertaining and brings smiles to me.

I'm a bit late on the misheard lyrics and I can't take personal credit for him this but my aunt always swore in The Boxer by Simon and Garfunkel that it was a horse on Seventh avenue that came on to him. She had no good answer about how he took some comfort there.

 

[Tallulah82]

It’s really not surprising when you think about it
Post in thread ' Wanker of the Week Awards '
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/-wanker-of-the-week-awards-.1603155/post-99970926

Oh good lord, no. That thread is full of wankers. I can only handle one or two wankers at a time.

 

[Tallulah82]

So basically you're saying women are turned on by women? I am so confused

Your confusion is so cute. Of course we're turned on by other women.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Your confusion is so cute.

Thats how I made it to number one on your wanker list

 

[Tallulah82]

I've been too busy for Lit and sadly did not know this thread existed until today but good Lord I am happy to have found it as I am very enamoured with Tallulah and find my most everything she chooses to share to be fun and entertaining and brings smiles to me.

I'm a bit late on the misheard lyrics and I can't take personal credit for him this but my aunt always swore in The Boxer by Simon and Garfunkel that it was a horse on Seventh avenue that came on to him. She had no good answer about how he took some comfort there.

Dude. WTF? Most everything? I need figures so I can decide if I'm deeply offended.

What's "most"? 90%? 95%? 99%.

You think carefully about what you've said before you come in here and think you're being kind. Pfft.

 

[Tallulah82]

Thats how I made it to number one on your wanker list

You wish.

 

[Tallulah82]

Ok, I'm off to Liverpool. Enjoy your weekend everyone and if you do something truly horrific or amusing (sometimes they overlap), then please report here next week.

 

[TomTeacher19]

Dude. WTF? Most everything? I need figures so I can decide if I'm deeply offended.

What's "most"? 90%? 95%? 99%.

You think carefully about what you've said before you come in here and think you're being kind. Pfft.

I dislike working with absolutes.

You can be deeply offended, but please avoid being completely and totally offended or the most offended you could possibly be.

Plus you're from another country so there is always a good chance I think you are saying one thing and I think I love it but really I'm just totally wrong.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oh good lord, no. That thread is full of wankers. I can only handle one or two wankers at a time.

Only got two hands after all.

Wait…you do only have two right?