Strangest thing you’ve masturbated with…

[oneoffAkind]

I've used different things for penetrating my ass. Cucumber, carrot, beer bottle, screwdriver (the handle really feels nice!), dildo. But the most unexpected thing was a pointing the shower head, on massage beam, and point it from behind to tickle my balls and the head of my cock, and a few times my ass as well.
Only came once from that, never happened again.

Screwdriver.... ouch.... better be careful with that my friend! But I bet it screwed you good....!

 

[SirSparky]

Screwdriver.... ouch.... better be careful with that my friend! But I bet it screwed you good....!

Ive used the handle of a screwdriver with ny ex wife along with many many other items

 

[SallyIsHere]

Okay, don't laugh. My grandfather had a old shoe buffer. It sat on the floor and had a red buffer on one side and black on the other. I would pick it up and hold it against me while it was running. It was heavy but, held against my jeans, produced an incredible sensation and a wonderful orgasm. Weird, maybe, but so exciting for a youngster like me.

 

[Celticlight]

Okay, don't laugh. My grandfather had a old shoe buffer. It sat on the floor and had a red buffer on one side and black on the other. I would pick it up and hold it against me while it was running. It was heavy but, held against my jeans, produced an incredible sensation and a wonderful orgasm. Weird, maybe, but so exciting for a youngster like me.

I’d never ever laugh (on the contrary, it’s wonderful to hear it and must have been so intense). For my part I’m still figuring out the logistics of ‘while I was running’, but perhaps a fun thing to think about

 

[SirSparky]

Okay, don't laugh. My grandfather had a old shoe buffer. It sat on the floor and had a red buffer on one side and black on the other. I would pick it up and hold it against me while it was running. It was heavy but, held against my jeans, produced an incredible sensation and a wonderful orgasm. Weird, maybe, but so exciting for a youngster like me.

I'd never laugh. If it works for you then go girl. I find that hearing about what unusual objects people use a real turn on. The more unusual the better. Sex toys are boring lol

 

[BiCuriousWriter]

Screwdriver.... ouch.... better be careful with that my friend! But I bet it screwed you good....!

Haha! Well the handle, of course... As mentioned earlier in this thread actually.

 

[CuriousinPennsylvania]

That looks fun would like to put it on a vacuum

Well, I had an Electrolux cannister vacuum that I masturbated into. Actually, it sucked me off.

 

[Pad_Foot]

. Weird, maybe, but so exciting for a youngster like me.

Nope
My dad had one as well. I never figured out that use, but I imagined it just now
Thanks

 

[nawteeh1]

Well, I had an Electrolux cannister vacuum that I masturbated into. Actually, it sucked me off.

I’ve used an Electrolux too

 

[WendyTrilby]

Freshman year of college. I was assigned a triple room with two girls who were friends from their hometown. Not just ordinary girls, these were mean girls. It was a tough first semester because they were brutal. I was a kind girl from Rochester, but even kind girls have a breaking point. I decided that the best way to survive with them was to have small victories that only I would know about.

That’s when I began to masturbate with their personal items. I used Jessica’s hairbrush, first to brush out my pubes (pre-shaving days), then got myself off with the handle. I used Aimiee’s curling iron (the handle) and left it a wet mess. Each time, I got bolder and they were always none the wiser. Jessica’s electric toothbrush was an absolute treat. So much so that I visited the pink Oral-B several times. I recall using her Pantene shampoo bottle. Each time I used one of their items to get an orgasm, it was like therapy for me. I knew something about them that even they didn’t know.

They never got nice, mean girls to the end, and they lived to make my life miserable, but I was actually enjoying my silent retribution (well, not so silent when I got off on Aimee’s Bath and Body Works fragrance mist, which It fit in me like a perfect man).

Speaking of the perfect man, the last thing I masturbated with was Jessica’s boyfriend while she was down the hall in the shower. I then used her favorite sequin dress from Wet Seal to wipe my hands clean.

As the semester came to an end, I was able to get out of that triple room to a private room where I was less likely to masturbate and more likely to explore the stockade of men a co-ed dorm offered.

 

[J D Danger]

Freshman year of college. I was assigned a triple room with two girls who were friends from their hometown. Not just ordinary girls, these were mean girls. It was a tough first semester because they were brutal. I was a kind girl from Rochester, but even kind girls have a breaking point. I decided that the best way to survive with them was to have small victories that only I would know about.

That’s when I began to masturbate with their personal items. I used Jessica’s hairbrush, first to brush out my pubes (pre-shaving days), then got myself off with the handle. I used Aimiee’s curling iron (the handle) and left it a wet mess. Each time, I got bolder and they were always none the wiser. Jessica’s electric toothbrush was an absolute treat. So much so that I visited the pink Oral-B several times. I recall using her Pantene shampoo bottle. Each time I used one of their items to get an orgasm, it was like therapy for me. I knew something about them that even they didn’t know.

They never got nice, mean girls to the end, and they live to make my life miserable, but I was actually enjoying my silent retribution (well, not so silent when I got off on Aimee’s Bath and Body Works fragrance mist, which It fit in me like a perfect man).

Speaking of the perfect man, the last thing I masturbated with was Jessica’s boyfriend while she was down the hall in the shower.. I then used her favorite sequin dress from Wet Seal to wipe my hands clean.

As the semester came to an end, I was able to get out of that triple room to a private room where I was less likely to masturbate and more likely to explore the stockade of men a co-ed dorm offered.

hot and diabolical

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Freshman year of college. I was assigned a triple room with two girls who were friends from their hometown. Not just ordinary girls, these were mean girls. It was a tough first semester because they were brutal. I was a kind girl from Rochester, but even kind girls have a breaking point. I decided that the best way to survive with them was to have small victories that only I would know about.

That’s when I began to masturbate with their personal items. I used Jessica’s hairbrush, first to brush out my pubes (pre-shaving days), then got myself off with the handle. I used Aimiee’s curling iron (the handle) and left it a wet mess. Each time, I got bolder and they were always none the wiser. Jessica’s electric toothbrush was an absolute treat. So much so that I visited the pink Oral-B several times. I recall using her Pantene shampoo bottle. Each time I used one of their items to get an orgasm, it was like therapy for me. I knew something about them that even they didn’t know.

They never got nice, mean girls to the end, and they lived to make my life miserable, but I was actually enjoying my silent retribution (well, not so silent when I got off on Aimee’s Bath and Body Works fragrance mist, which It fit in me like a perfect man).

Speaking of the perfect man, the last thing I masturbated with was Jessica’s boyfriend while she was down the hall in the shower. I then used her favorite sequin dress from Wet Seal to wipe my hands clean.

As the semester came to an end, I was able to get out of that triple room to a private room where I was less likely to masturbate and more likely to explore the stockade of men a co-ed dorm offered.

You are a boss

 

[soflabbwlvr]

Freshman year of college. I was assigned a triple room with two girls who were friends from their hometown. Not just ordinary girls, these were mean girls. It was a tough first semester because they were brutal. I was a kind girl from Rochester, but even kind girls have a breaking point. I decided that the best way to survive with them was to have small victories that only I would know about.

That’s when I began to masturbate with their personal items. I used Jessica’s hairbrush, first to brush out my pubes (pre-shaving days), then got myself off with the handle. I used Aimiee’s curling iron (the handle) and left it a wet mess. Each time, I got bolder and they were always none the wiser. Jessica’s electric toothbrush was an absolute treat. So much so that I visited the pink Oral-B several times. I recall using her Pantene shampoo bottle. Each time I used one of their items to get an orgasm, it was like therapy for me. I knew something about them that even they didn’t know.

They never got nice, mean girls to the end, and they lived to make my life miserable, but I was actually enjoying my silent retribution (well, not so silent when I got off on Aimee’s Bath and Body Works fragrance mist, which It fit in me like a perfect man).

Speaking of the perfect man, the last thing I masturbated with was Jessica’s boyfriend while she was down the hall in the shower. I then used her favorite sequin dress from Wet Seal to wipe my hands clean.

As the semester came to an end, I was able to get out of that triple room to a private room where I was less likely to masturbate and more likely to explore the stockade of men a co-ed dorm offered.

Well played.

 

[daytr1pper]

My 'strangest' fav was a sponge paint brush. I took a c-clamp and clamped it to the side of my computer desk. I got on all 4 and backed into it. It felt amazing. It must've been at the perfect height and angle because I backed in and out on it and came without touching my penis. I'm assuming it was a p-gasm.

My wife had this mop which a handle that had a huge soft end on it. I managed to get that into me while laying on my back in bed. It filled me up like I've never been filled up before. Because the rest of the mop was on the bed and hanging off of it, it wasn't going anywhere. I could rock my hips a little bit while it was in mye. I had quite the intense orgasm with that one.

I've used bratwurst sausage, hot dogs, pickles, and carrots. Even tried a banana once. All in the back door. Had varying success. Plunger handle. Sometimes amazing, sometimes meh.
Not as strange - market, hair brush

Another' strange one would be the shower soap holder. It was like a divet in the wall to put soap while you were in the bath. What was unique was it had a bar on the top. So I got my penis between that bar and the shower wall.