Strangest thing you’ve masturbated with…

[Lickr4u]

Have done the banana and cucumber, but i love using a large strawberry: I have to be more precise and it's a more delicious taste afterwards.

Strawberries and cream.
Delicious treat!

 

[Playblues2020]

Many of the ones I’ve used have ended up in delicious salads as well, and quite a few of those were served to unsuspecting dinner guests!

Can I come to dinner?

 

[Dnthmn_19]

I'm a big fan of artificial blowjob toys. This particular one is Sasha Grey:
https://ibb.co/fVc8vPxK

 

[nawteeh1]

The world's most powerful penis pump, my shop vac....

I use my Miele vacuum

 

[live4thebj]

This giant pillow like thing that looked like a mitten. Cross between plastic and leather. I would hump that as a kid before it dawned on me to use my hand.

 

[CliodhnaOB]

Candle

 

[Trimjob69]

Ive had a beer bottle up my ass while jerking

 

[wouldloveto]

Cantaloupe... many moons ago...

 

[Saltybabe06]

Strangest thing I've ever masturbated with are some guys who want to chat and leave me hanging I gotta take a break from this shit it's overwhelming

 

[ned63]

Strangest thing I've ever masturbated with are some guys who want to chat and leave me hanging I gotta take a break from this shit it's overwhelming

come see me lets talk and mmmmm

 

[PanteyFetish]

I used a butter packet from the fridge

 

[sexywriterfla]

Strangest thing I've ever masturbated with are some guys who want to chat and leave me hanging I gotta take a break from this shit it's overwhelming

That's certainly understandable but not cool they'd do that. At least without giving you a heads up, no pun. I'd not do that to you, for sure.

 

[NightBirdNYC]

Although some may think masturbating with what nature has supplied us with, I simply appreciate them. And getting home from shopping can result in some urgent needs.
https://vlix.io/video/12720e569b0bd6769545/

 

[Dadbod67]

This is my first thread. Yay!

At one point in my life, I went through a phase and went around the house using anything that would fit (some only kinda) to masturbate. I used markers, kitchen utensil handles, a flashlight (cold!!).

Whether in the front door or the back door (or both), what are some things you’ve masturbated with?

A vacuum, a stuffed bear, blow up dolls of course....basically anything my fat cock can fit into

 

[Playblues2020]

Although some may think masturbating with what nature has supplied us with, I simply appreciate them. And getting home from shopping can result in some urgent needs.
https://vlix.io/video/12720e569b0bd6769545/

Two things I ABSOLUTELY love about this video. 1. Love that cucumber deep in your swollen pussy. 2. Love seeing your face as you suck the cucumber after it was in your pussy.
I would love to fuck my wife with a cucumber.
Can I make a request? I'd love to see your sexy pussy stretched out on a zucchini or an eggplant .

 

[Ciceri]

I had an old bench grinder with a broken sanding wheel. It was off balance and shook like crazy. The motor got hot as well. Don’t ask me why I decided to get behind and set my cock between the motor and cowl but I did and it felt awesome !

 

[Daddydude55]

I had an old bench grinder with a broken sanding wheel. It was off balance and shook like crazy. The motor got hot as well. Don’t ask me why I decided to get behind and set my cock between the motor and cowl but I did and it felt awesome !

Fuck you turn me on so much

 

[Ciceri]

I had an old bench grinder with a broken sanding wheel. It was off balance and shook like crazy. The motor got hot as well. Don’t ask me why I decided to get behind and set my cock between the motor and cowl but I did and it felt awesome

Fuck you turn me on so much

I meant cowling; not cowl . Thanks, btw. The hot motor felt great beneath my balls. I was sad when my dad replaced the grinder for a new one

 

[Playblues2020]

I have a six-inch amethyst cock that I bought from a TikTok shop a few years ago. It's SO cold, but fun! Does that count? If not, the footboard knob on my bed growing up is probably the weirdest.

Did you penetrate yourself with the bedpost knob?

 

[LanaBehave]

Sofa!

 

[Oshkosh60]

Hollowed out a large cucumber and put a slit in the far end, used it like a sleeve and it felt nice.

Tossing the salad took on a whole new meaning.

 

[bumpinthenight2022]

I had a real masturbator toy for a while but after getting married, I tried to make fleshlights out of all kinds of stuff. My wife can be gone for weeks at a time and sometimes I need more than a hand. All attempts failed. I don't want to buy another at the risk of it being found.

 

[nawteeh1]

I'm a big fan of artificial blowjob toys. This particular one is Sasha Grey:
https://ibb.co/fVc8vPxK

That looks fun would like to put it on a vacuum

 

[Jewels8223]

This is my first thread. Yay!

At one point in my life, I went through a phase and went around the house using anything that would fit (some only kinda) to masturbate. I used markers, kitchen utensil handles, a flashlight (cold!!).

Whether in the front door or the back door (or both), what are some things you’ve masturbated with?

When I was a teen I accidentally saw my friend run to his room naked from waist down I was at his front door and his mom yelled for him. I told her I’d come back later. I was so turned on that I ran home locked myself in the bathroom and layed naked in the bathtub knees bent with very warm water running down onto my clit After about 5 minutes I started climaxing and couldn’t believe it felt so good. I thought of what I saw the whole time so I had to put a couple fingers in

 

[BiCuriousWriter]

I've used different things for penetrating my ass. Cucumber, carrot, beer bottle, screwdriver (the handle really feels nice!), dildo. But the most unexpected thing was a pointing the shower head, on massage beam, and point it from behind to tickle my balls and the head of my cock, and a few times my ass as well.
Only came once from that, never happened again.