Strangest thing you’ve masturbated with…

[OralDave]

I'm sure you're a great 'driver.' But I have supercharged hormones and can get it up to 100 strokes just like that.

 

[MamaBitte]

Gap between the two mattresses of a double bed in a hotel room while hugging and kissing a big soft cushion. It didn't feel bad at all!

 

[MamaBitte]

Did it with a store mannequin like her. One of the hottest sexual experiences I ever had. It didn't feel like "masturbation" at all. Wish I had the opportunity do do it again.

 

[Iwillgo]

I’m always open to learning new possibilities. Recently I read on here about someone who masturbates in the shower with a shower brush with soft bristles on one side and hard on the other, starting with the soft side pressing on his balls and then using the hard side as excitement peeks. I have one of those brushes and have enjoyed fantasizing about my favorite thing on numerous shower occasions… I need to find who wrote that and thank him properly

 

[Talbet]

A pumpkin. I had an online Mistress who denied me all of October. The Locktober thing. Then on Halloween teased me til I was begging. At the beginning of the month she had me buy pumpkins and draw a female faces on them. Then I had to name them. So on Halloween she said if I wanted to cum I had to cut a hole in one of their mouths and fuck the pumpkin while Facetiming with her. She provided the audio encouraging me to cum in Peggy Pumpkin's mouth.

 

[Foxed]

Cucumber when on holiday. My treat is to choose one on the way home from the beach. Adds to the expectation

 

[Foxed]

And when I worked nights, I used to lean against a big industrial pump

 

[YourSecretDesires]

Ziploc bag with ice cubes.

 

[Ssbbw4u1974]

A Wii baseball bat

 

[Randemtask]

This is my first thread. Yay!

At one point in my life, I went through a phase and went around the house using anything that would fit (some only kinda) to masturbate. I used markers, kitchen utensil handles, a flashlight (cold!!).

Whether in the front door or the back door (or both), what are some things you’ve masturbated with?

A fish. Not alive....

 

[stevey42]

A pain au chocolat
Put it in the microwave on low power for 10s, teased a hole in the end, then used it until I came.
Chocolate on my cock afterwards. Later I had another masturbation session and ate the pain au chocolat au cum. Leading to a powerful orgasm

 

[NightBirdNYC]

Cucumber when on holiday. My treat is to choose one on the way home from the beach. Adds to the expectation

You and I would get along famously then!
https://vlix.io/video/1ed0583367a12a79a9ef/

 

[Foxed]

You and I would get along famously then!
https://vlix.io/video/1ed0583367a12a79a9ef/

Cool! I don’t squirt and I use the smaller nobbly cues and fingers. Just saying

And ps. The cue ends up in my salad

 

[9to5]

Cool! I don’t squirt and I use the smaller nobbly cues and fingers. Just saying

And ps. The cue ends up in my salad

then its not wasted do you share your salad?

 

[Foxed]

then its not wasted do you share your salad?

I have

 

[liqueur]

Yesss… i wanted him to snuggle into his pillow and taste his victim’s wife’s wet pussy

So, the burning question in my mind: have you been tempted to go back for more?

 

[SavannaT]

So, the burning question in my mind: have you been tempted to go back for more?

Every fucking time it crosses my mind..

 

[liqueur]

in the... back door... what are some things you’ve masturbated with?

A shovel handle

 

[liqueur]

Every fucking time it crosses my mind..

1) Are you considering actually doing it?
2) are you going to tell your husband?

 

[SavannaT]

1) Are you considering actually doing it?
2) are you going to tell your husband?

1) Yes
2) No

 

[NightBirdNYC]

Cool! I don’t squirt and I use the smaller nobbly cues and fingers. Just saying

And ps. The cue ends up in my salad

Many of the ones I’ve used have ended up in delicious salads as well, and quite a few of those were served to unsuspecting dinner guests!

 

[NightBirdNYC]

Decisions, decisions...

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[lovingpantyboy]

Decisions, decisions...

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So many sizes to choose from

 

[hawi13]

Decisions, decisions...

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You can always choose all!

 

[liqueur]

Decisions, decisions...

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Second from the left would be my choice